You woke up thinking about heading back to the shack to tell Dipper about your encounter with Bill, but you had to go through all that pointless morning stuff first. You got ready as quick as possible, but your grandma stopped you before you could run out the door. "Now, calm down dear, just where do you think you're going?" "I'm going to the Mystery Shack to tell Dipper and Mabel something...important." "Well, if it's so important, can't you tell me?" "Uhhhh, sorry grandma, but it's um...personal!" She looked at you skeptically for a moment, but then let you leave. "Okay then, just don't get hurt or anything alright?" "Okay grandma, thanks, BYE!" As you were running towards the shack you ran into guess who?...that's right, GIDEON. "My, my, what do we have here? where are you off to in such a hurry, pumpkin?" "Ew, and none of your buisness and seriously, ew. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to attend to..." You said trying to get out of his way. But he wouldn't move, preventing you from getting past him. "UGH! would you just MOVE already, you fat little baby man!" "Well, someone's a bit FIESTY..." He said picking you up and twirling you around with his bolo tie powers as you screamed. Shoot, you forgot about that thing. It was probably best not to provoke him anymore... "Okay..." You said shakily. "Could you uh, put me down now pleeeeeease..." You said nervously. "Oh, well, I suppose I could...if you agree to be my QUEEN! Ahhhhhh, I'm so glad Bill had an extra bolo tie..." "Geeeeeez kid, do you EVER stop?!?!?" "No." You sighed as you had an exasperated look on your face. Suddenly you almost fell on the ground on your face, but Gideon caught you with his powers again and set you down on the ground. "You owe me an apology and a thank you, sweetheart..." He said. "Next time," You said menacingly. Remind me to punch you in the face if you call me a name one more time..." Then you pushed him out of your way, and continued walking walking toward the shack as you heard him say quietly behind you: "Whew, fiesty..." When the shack was in view, you started running towards it again. Dipper was chopping logs for Grunklestan. "Wow," you thought. "Dipper looks kinda...hot...WOAH! Woah, imagination. Chill. Remember, he's cute...well, maybe a bit more..." He saw you and you ran towards each other, and when you got to him, you wrapped him in a hug. "Ewww, Dip! You're sweaty!" You said. "Huh, OH! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, oh geez..." "Dipper. Chill! It's okay! I've handled worse than a sweaty guy hugging me!" He blushed. "Speaking of worse things, I have something to tell you and Mabel." You said quietly. "Let's go in the attic then." Dipper said. You ran in the shack and asked Soos where Mabel was. He told you then all of you went upstairs and you told them about your encounter with Bill, and how he wanted Dipper's journal, and even that stupid nickname he gave you. As soon as you were finished telling them...END OF CHAPTER.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm just kidding. Back to the story.
As soon as you finished telling them, Bill appeared in the attic. "Hey, Pine Tree, Shooting Star, Fireball! How's it going? I bet it's been going GREAT since I came. Learn any new secrets from that JOURNAL of yours?" He asked Dipper menacingly. You ran in front of Dipper shielding him from that demonic triangle. "STAY AWAY FROM HIM!" You shouted in his uh, "face". "Now you see why I named you Fireball, kid. And Dipper, this is a new low. Needing your GIRLFRIEND to protect you?" You got so angry at him that you dived at him, arms outstretched and ready to take that idiotic DORITO out of the sky. You went into his body and stayed there for a few seconds before popping back out, though. "Hey, kid. I knew what you were thinking, and it wasn't very nice!" He wagged his finger at you sarcastically. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, BILL!?" Mabel yelled fiercely. "Calm down, kid, all I want is to take Dipper's body again, and then never give it back until his soul is crushed! "WHAT!?" Dipper almost screamed. "NO! I-I won't let you hurt him!" You said as you jumped in front of him again. "Well, I do have one other option..." Bill said evilly. Suddenly he flew at you, and you felt your body go limp, but soon you picked yourself back up, but you didn't. BILL DID. "AHAHAHAHAHA!" Bill laughed crazily. "Ooh, look, I'm in a female! Woah, everything feels weird. This isn't comfortable at all. Ugh, Shooting Star, how can you walk with so much weight on your upper chest?" You couldn't help laughing in the Dreamscape even though you wanted to scream, because Bill's complaining about, well, you can figure it out. But it was absolutely hilarious! When you calmed yourself, well, you didn't. You screamed. "Ugh, this is unbearable. I'm getting out." Bill complained. You gasped as Bill left your body, and your spirit flew back in with lightning speed. As soon as you got up, Dipper and Mabel came out of their shocked states and ran towards you helping you up. "I-I'm okay, guys, really! Just a bit...shocked..." You said slowly. "Well, that was interesting. But time to get down to REAL buisness..." Bill said eyeing Dipper. "I SWEAR, BILL! IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL KICK YOUR DEMON BUTT SO HARD, YOU'LL FEEL IT IN YOUR SICK, TWISTED, BRAIN!!!" Dipper yelled at Bill. Bill just stared at him for a second, then regained his composure. "Kid, listen, I'm just gonna take your body again, and you'll give me the book, and I'll be out, okay?" "Yeah, right! I know what happened last time I trusted you! I'm never doing that again!" "Hmmm, what if I just take Y/N, here instead!" He said while looking at you. "Y/N! Don't you dare touch her!" Dipper yelled, protecting you from Bill as you blushed. "Oh! I'm so scared! Pine Tree here is gonna get me now!" He said sarcastically. "Ah, whatever. I love making deals, but I'll just take your body right now instead. Bill said as he jumped at Dipper, while you screamed. Once he got up again, Dipper looked fine, except for his wide yellow eyes, and crazy grin, which. Was. BILL'S.

DUNDUNDUN! Ha! More cliffhangers! Anyway, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! THIS BOOK GOT OVER 1K READS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Grabs Bill's hat and does a tap dance) "Yah, tah tah tah tah!" (Bill swipes his hat back) "No. Mine." (Mabel comes in) "HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY GUUUUUURL!" "HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!..........PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Everyone comes out and all of us start dancing randomly while a disco ball comes out of the ceiling) Love God: WHO IS READY TO FALL IN LOVE TOOOOOONIGHT!?! Stan: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!! Everyone else:😳 Chill, Stan. (Take out 10 dollars from Gideon's pocket without him noticing. Also cook bacon) Me: Shhhhhhhhh. It's okay. Stan: I'm pacified. CONTINUE PARTYING!!! Everyone: (Keep dancing)