The day began like any other, all the hustle and bustle of the day they didn't have time much time to spend with little Tina. To keep her distracted while they got ready for the work day they handed her their pet iguana. Then Crystal went to take a shower and her husband left for work. Their son who was suppose to be watching his sister sat playing a video game. It was soon almost time to go to school.

"Eddie get off. Me has to go to school now." But the iguana refused to leave its nice new warm spot on her back. "Pagwick."

"Go away, and go play with your dolls or something. I am busy..." Patrick replies as he continues to play games on his phone.

"But Patwick..."

"Go away. Can't you see I am busy fighting zombies? Stop bugging me. Go sits down."

Reluctantly, I did as I was told. What was I going to do? I couldn't take Eddie with me to school. My teacher was afraid of lizards. Then I remembered that my teacher had said in class that if there was an emergency to dial 911. So that's exactly what I did. "911 what is your emergency?"

"Me has to go to school but me pet iguana won't get off me back. Mommy is in tub, daddy's gone to wowk and me big bwotha is busy fighting zombies. Can you help me? Me adwess is 361 Elmwood Owachads stweet."

Upon hearing Tina talking to someone and telling them their address Patrick immediately grabs the phone from her hands and hangs it up. "What are you doing? You know your not supposed to talk to strangers!"

"But me wasn't talking to a stwanga. Me was talking to the nice 911 people."

"You called 911?" Tina nods and he groans. "Tina 911 is for emergencies only. You could get us into so much trouble for this..." He replies.

"But why? This is an emewgency. Eddie is stuck and me can't get him off. You was busy fighting zombies and mommy's in the tub so me called the expewts to come help me."

Before he could reply, the phone began to ring again and 911 came across the caller ID. "Hello? Yes, this is 203 200-1337."

"We received a strange call from this number. You do know when you call 911 your number comes up in our system don't you?"

"Yes Officer."

"The caller said something about an iguana on someone's back. That their brother was busy fighting zombies and their mom is in the tub.I certainly hope that this wasn't some sort of prank or dare because calling 911 is no laughing matter."

"I am so sorry officers. My baby sister made the call. She didn't know any better. She learned about calling 911 in school yesterday. She thought that since I was busy playing Zombie apocalypse and our mom was taking a bath that having our pet iguana on her back where she couldn't reach her was an emergency. Yes, I will have my mom and dad speak to her about the seriousness of what she did. I promise she won't ever do something like that again."

The end. Or is it?