Hey guys and gals this book is just gonna be lots of jokes, random stuff, and updates hope you like it. :p

PS: there might be some sneak peaks at chapters.

Anyways here's something weird I heard from a girl that I tried to ask out to prom.

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"Hey would you like to the prom with me?"

She just smiled and said. "You know some species bare their teeth as a threat, as a display, of aggression, of leadership.

It's like a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat.

I want you to think of this the next time I smile."

*pokerface*"Goodbye!" I squeaked as I backed out the door and ran.