We Open up at the House where you are pretty Much Watching your favorite Show Classic SpongeBob along with Miia who was clearly not getting the Highbrow Humor.

https://youtu.be/X4EWMFpXQYA

Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God that is Classic!

Miia: I don't Get it. What's so Funny, Darling?

Y/n: Oh, It's Classic Physical Humor Mixed with A Real Zinger of a Line! Here come Another One! One that is Equally as Great!

https://youtu.be/TjBKi3nobsg

Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God that's Classic!

Miia: Okay Darling, I'm Just going to Fold Laundry, you can help if you want~

Y/n: Okay I'm Just going to watch the rest of this episode.

Miia: Okay, Fine.

A Little Bit Later...

Soon you had Met up with Miia on the Balcony, as she then smiled.

Miia: Aww, Thanks Y/n! Now would you Mind Folding up my Underwear~?

Y/n: (Blushing) O-Okay...

You then Began to do so when suddenly something swooped down and grabbed you with its Talons!

Miia: Darling!?

The Bird Like Figure Just looked back at her before it flew off with you hanging by your shirt!

Miia: DARLING! 

Miia then quickly Dashed Downstairs and Grabbed A Phone and Dialed Miss Smith!

Miia: Come on! Pick up! Pick Up! Pick Up!

Smith: (On Phone) Yes?

Miia: Smith! Y/n's Been Kidnapped!

Smith: (On Phone) Excuse me!? What Happened!?

Miia: I-I don't know! He was Grabbed by some Bird Creature!

Smith: (On Phone) Describe It.

Miia: W-Well it Had A Frail and Small Figure, Big Yellow eyes, and Blue Feathers.

Smith: (On Phone) Blue Feathers You say?

Miia: Yes!

Smith: (On Phone) Hmm, Stay Put, and don't leave the House. I'll handle this.

Smith then Hung up the phone as Miia did the same.

Miia: Screw the Rules! I'm saving my Darling!

Meanwhile...

You were being Carried over into A Nearby Park when suddenly your Kidnapper dropped you into A Tree with you falling onto A Branch! You then Looked up to see your Kidnapper was A Harpy.

???: Hi there!

Y/n: U-Um, Hello... You are?

Papi: I'm Papi the Happy Harpy! No Wait, maybe it was Happy the Papi Harpy? Or maybe it was Harpy the Papi Happy? No, maybe it was Happy Harpy Papi... No...

Y/n: (Thoughts) Wow, she's A Real Birdbrain.

Papi: What's your Name?

Y/n: Oh, I'm Y/n, Y/n L/n.

Papi: Oh, That's A Nice Name! I'm Papi!

Y/n: You already Told me.

Papi: Oh, I did? Sorry, I'm Just Papi!

Y/n: Okay? Why did you Kidnap me?

Papi: Kidnap? No, I only borrowed you because you're my New Friend!

Y/n: We're Friends Now?

Papi: Yep!

Y/n: Where did you come from?

Papi: Oh, I ran away from the Terminator again when they weren't Looking. They are really Boring and expect me to do all of those papers for the Incest Speckles X-Games Program.

Y/n: You Mean the Interspecies Exchange Program?

Papi: Sure!

She then Noticed an Ice-cream truck and she got excited.

Papi: Oh Ice-cream! I want Ice-cream! Can I have Ice-cream?

Y/n: Oh, um... Sure, I Guess.

Papi: Yay!

Papi then Grabbed you with her Talons again and she dragged you to the Ice-cream Truck Parked by A Road bordering the Park.

Papi: I want A Swirly Cone!

Y/n: Okay, okay. (Thoughts) She's Like a Little Kid. It's really cute.

One Ice-cream Later...

You and Papi were now Having Ice-cream as the Harpy was holding the Swirly cone, she desperately wanted!

Papi: Thank you Y/n!

Y/n: Heh, Your Welcome. So How Many times did you run away?

Papi: Oh, The Terminator said that if I ran away one more time then I would be Deflowered, whatever that means.

Y/n: WHAT!? THEY'RE GOING TO DEPORT YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

That Outburst made Papi drop her Ice-cream and she began crying.

Papi: WAAAAAAAAAH! MY ICE CREAM! WHY DON'T I HAVE FINGERS!?

Y/n: (Blushing) Um, here you can have my Popsicle, Papi.

Papi: Oh Thank you, Y/n!

Papi then Began sucking the Popsicle in A Very suggestive way which really shocked you so you looked away but when you Turned around, she was covered in Melted Pop!

Y/n: How did you do that!?

Papi: Huh, I don't Know.

Y/n: Go Clean yourself off Please!

Papi: Got it!

She then Began taking her clothes off heading for the park fountain!

Y/n: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Papi: I'm Taking a Bath, silly! You can't take A Bath in clothes!

Y/n: (Blushing) U-Um... True...

Papi: Come on Join me!

Y/n: Wait what!?

She then Used her Talons to Grab you by your face and she Pulled you in The Fountian and she Began Playing with you when suddenly Miia showed up.

Miia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY DARLING!?

Papi: You're Darling!? He's my Playmate!

Miia: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Miia then Began trying to choke out Papi as Papi slashed at Miia's shirt revealing her Bare chest, and as they continued fighting Miia slammed you with her Tail and Papi slashed at your face throwing you to the ground!

Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAGH!

Miia/Papi: DARLING!?/Y/N!?

Y/n: AGH! It Hurts so Bad!

They both then stopped fighting to help you, as soon you were Okay, and Just then an Officer Appeared.

Officer: Oh, Hello there, I had been hearing reports of A Harpy flying around and I am wondering who is her Host?

Y/n: I'm her Host!

Officer: Do you have her ID?

Y/n: Uh...

Just then Smith appeared with Papi's ID In hand.

Smith: Oh Yes, It's right here Officer. I can confirm that he is her Host.

Later at the House...

You were all Back at the House where Smith was talking to Papi.

Smith: Papi what did we tell you about running away?

Papi: I'm sorry but the exterminator wanted me to do all of that work and it hurts my Brain.

Y/n: Smith, please tell me that Papi isn't in trouble! I mean she's A Good Harpy, and she never meant any Harm!

Smith: Well, I had been thinking about giving her A Home and this One seems perfect for her.

Miia: WHAT!?

Papi: YAY! I HAVE A HOME!

Y/n: Yay! Come on Papi I'll give you A Bath, because you need one after that Ice-cream.

Papi: Okay.

The two of you then left for the bathroom, as Miia Looked very somber until.

Miia: Well, It's Okay!

Smith: Well, that's very surprising Miia. I would expect you to be Jealous.

Miia: Well, I mean I overreacted! She's Just A Child. I mean She posed no threat to my relationship to my darling.

Smith: Well Not really.

Miia: Eh?

Smith: You see Harpies are actually small and Frail Just to help them fly, so in reality she's the same age as you Miia.

Miia: WHAT!?

Suddenly as you were about to Undress Papi Miia suddenly busted the door down!

Miia: You Know what darling I'll do it instead!

She was soon in the Bath was Papi scrubbing her hair.

Miia: Alright then Birdbrain you better not Lay your hands on my Darling.

Papi was Just smiling being as Oblivious as ever.

Papi: But Papi doesn't have Hands!