Y/n: Hey Girls, I'm Home.

Girls: Hello Y/n/Darling/Master/Suu!

Papi: Um, Y-Y/n?

Y/n: What is it Papi?

Papi: I-It's something Embarrassing...

Y/n: It's Okay. Just Tell me.

Papi: (Blushing) I-I HAVE AN EGG!

Y/n: Eh?

10 Seconds Later...

You were on the ground with Bruises all over your Head with all of the girls carrying stuff to beat you with until Papi explained what Happened!

Miia: Oh, It's Infertile. You're Okay Darling.

Y/n: Yeah... I Hope I'm Okay...

Mero: Suu, don't use that stick anymore, Okay?

Suu: Suu!

Cerea: So what do we do Now?

Y/n: Well Thankfully I read up on this. Like A Chicken Harpies Sometimes Lay Infertile Eggs so all we need to do is Help Papi Lay it. Now everyone Let's make sure Papi is comfortable and give her everything she needs.

Girls: Okay!

Papi: One thing?

Y/n: Yes?

Papi: I'm not A Chicken.

Y/n: I'm not saying your A Chicken I'm saying you're Like a Chicken.

Papi: Oh Okay!

Soon everyone was Getting prepared for Papi to lay her egg when there was A Knock on the door.

Y/n: Hello?

Kasegi: Ah Yes, My Name is Kasegi and me and My Crew were Hired by the Government to Film a Documentary about you and your Monster Family.

Y/n: Hm? Really? Smith would have told us.

Kasegi: Oh, she wanted it to be A Surprise.

Y/n: Ah, Okay. Well come in, I Guess. You're Lucky because Today are Harpy is Laying an egg.

Kasegi: Good. (Thoughts) Perfect! I can probably sell that egg for 3 million Yen! It'll be perfect!

Soon you had Taken him to Mero's room for her to Interviewed and she was willing to.

Kasegi: So What's your Name?

Mero: Oh I'm Meroune Lorelei and I'm the Princess of Atlantis.

Kasegi: Oh That's amazing. What do you usually wear? You know since your in water all of the time.

Mero: Oh when I'm out I wear A Black Dress, But as you can see right now I'm Just wearing my Black Bra. Nothing much

Kasegi: So Does it slip off or anything?

Mero: (Blushing) W-WHAT!? Why would you ask A Question Like that!?

Kasegi: Oh don't worry It's Just A Professional Question. You Know, for Science

Mero: (Blushing) O-Okay...

Soon you had Taken the Man to Miia's room and she was excited to Look good in front of you.

Miia: So Hi, My Name is Miia and I'm A Lamia. I live here with Darling and-

Kasegi: Question. Are those bags filled with your skin?

Miia: KYAAAAH!

Y/n: Wait, I thought you threw those out?

Miia: (Blushing) Y-Yeah but Birds kept picking at it and it made me uncomfortable...

Kasegi: You Know you could give it me.

Y/n/Miia: Huh!?

Kasegi: What I mean is I can give it to Some shop where they can use it to help People. It is said in some cultures Snakeskin can cure some illnesses.

Y/n: Really? I don't know...

Miia: (Thoughts) This is A Way to Look good in front of darling! (Out of thoughts) Of course you can.

Kasegi: Great! Now where's that Harpy?

Soon you had Called up Smith who was confused as all hell.

Y/n: So Smith, that guy you hired is really weird. Where did you find him?

Smith: (Phone) Huh? I didn't Hire anyone.

Y/n: Are you sure? He said his Name was Kasegi or something like that.

Smith: (Phone) Kasegi!? Y/n you have to stop him!

Y/n: Why?

Smith: (Phone) He is An Wanted Conman and A Thief! You need to capture him!

Y/n: R-Right, Good Idea!

Smith: (Phone) Good! I'll be there as soon as Possible!

Meanwhile Papi was beginning to Lay her Egg as everyone was Just Helping except for Kasegi and his Guys who were filming.

Papi: Aaaah~ I-It's coming~!

Kasegi:

https://youtu.be/Rfh1hCLUQTI

Just then Suu Puts her Atene on his Head and began reading his Mind and repeating his Thoughts.

Suu: Hahahahaha! Fools! When She pops out that Egg, I'll take it and run out of here!

Kasegi: Uh...

The girls all then got super angry as they Turned to him!

Girls: YOU BASTARD!!

Kasegi: HEY! WAIT! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME! YOU TOUCH ME AND YOU ALL GO TO JAIL!

They all held themselves back from hurting him even though they really wanted to and he had A Smug smile on his Face before he Heard A Voice.

Y/n: You Know It's A Beautiful Day Today. Birds are singing, Children are Playing, and Bastards Like you... Should be Burning in Hell.

Kasegi: Oh How Scary, Shiver me Timbers, what are you going to- ACK! AAAAGH!

You then Began to Beat the ever-Loving shit out of him as he Just stood there and took it!

Y/n: You Know the other stuff I would have Forgiven but Perving on the girls and stealing Papi's Egg!? THAT I WON'T FORGIVE!

Kasegi: AAAAAGH!!

You then Grabbed him by the face as you smiled.

Y/n: You Know there's something about my Condition. I maybe A Boiling pot of Emotions but I swear When you Push me too Hard my Emotions explode!

Kasegi: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Y/n: but you should Know that by now, right?

Kasegi: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Y/n: Now say Goodnight, Y/n!

You then took out A Sheet of Paper and Wrote your name on it and dropped it on him as you smiled.

Y/n: Your Receipt. Kept the freaking Change.

Time Skip!

You were all Now in the Kitchen as Smith was there to collect the People who had been captured.

Smith: Well Good Job Y/n, but the bad thing is Kasegi somehow Manged to get away.

Y/n: Damn, I'm Sorry

Smith: No It's Okay, you gave him the Thrashing of A Lifetime, so that's Good.

Y/n: So What do you think we should do with the egg?

Smith: Hey don't push something expensive on me! I'm Just A Salary woman! See you Later!

She then walked out with the two Guys, as Miia was cooking an Egg.

Y/n: So Papi what did you do with the egg?

Papi: Oh I Just put in in the egg Carton in the fridge.

Y/n: You should be more careful, someone might Mistake it for A regular egg.

Miia: Hey guys does anyone want A Boiled egg?

And everyone realized that Miia had Boiled Papi's egg.

Cerea/Mero: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?!?

Miia: You guys don't Like Boiled Eggs?

Y/n: Oh Boy.

Meanwhile...

Kasegi was pretty much trying to heal and recover from his Loss as he was angry.

Kasegi: Damnit! They cost me 3 million Yen! Eh, not to worry I have more Targets and More things to steal. I can Just-

???: You Know what? You need to shut up.

The Mysterious Figure then shot out A Bunch of Webs Towards Him wrapping him in A Cocoon with more silk acting as A gag to shut him up.

???: This Y/n guy sounds like A Really Good Person considering what he did to you~ I Think I might Visit Him Myself~