Raymond was sitting at his desk, reading a book on his laptop, when he came across a post on Tumblr.
He read it

"Wth!? Some a**hole stole my Raymond! That's how I was making money! Ugghhh!!!"

Knowing he was said Raymond, he closed his laptop, put on a hoodie on, and went outside to find Marshal.

//Marshal\\

He walked around, watering flowers, a new villager had moved in, so he was just trying to make the garden he had look nice.
Marshal say Raymond coming towards him.

"Hiya, Ray!" He shouted

Later cause I'm lazy as fuq

"Marshal."

"Yeah?"

"Cross my heart, and I hope you're Bi"

"Heh, no need"

"What?"

"I am, you idiot"

"Ohhhhhhh"