Naruto's breaths came out irregularly. He began to panic, looking for an escape. Flowey's laughter certainly didn't help either.

He gave up and resigned himself to it. A lump in his throat as tears poured down his scarred cheeks, he spread his arms and closed his eyes.

But his death never came.

Instead he heard flowey scream in outrage, then silence.

He nervously opened his eye, then blinked several times at the thing before him.

It was a goat.

Wearing a purple dress.

On it's hind legs.

"What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth!"

And it talks.

Naruto promptly fainted.

When he came to he was in the same place as before, with the goat lady leaning worridly over him.

"Hello, are you awake? I am sorry to give you such a scare. My name is toriel, could you tell me your name?"

"I... Uh... N-naruto" Naruto managed, frightened out of his wits. Toriel seemed to realise this and stepped back a bit to give him some room as he sat up.

"I take care of these ruins. I pass through every day, to see if humans fall down" she explained. "You are the first to come in a long while. If you might like, I can guide you through the catacombs"

"Hold up... Let it sink in" Naruto whispered, looking as though he had just seen a ghost. His face was white.

Just WHERE the hell was he?!