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˚✧༚ NekoBROS Apartment

Yaku Morisuke
"What's wrong with him?"

???
"What do you mean?"

Yaku Morisuke
"He's been sitting there for the past 40 minutes."

???
"Maybe he's texting someone?"

Yaku Morisuke
"As far as I've seen, he's just been staring."

???
"Oh maybe he's- wait... that means you've also been standing here for the past 40 minutes."

Yaku Morisuke
"I haven't, I just... check on him periodically."

???
"Sure."

Yaku Morisuke
"Go find out what's wrong with him."

???
"Why me?"

Yaku Morisuke
"Because Kenma is streaming and I'm doing surveillance."

???
"Lurking in the corner is not surveillance."

Yaku Morisuke
"Shut up Obama now go."

Yaku gives the man a firm shove toward the dining room table. He shakes his head with a sigh.

Obama?
"Hey man, you ok? You've been sitting here for a while."

Kuroo Tetsuro
"I'm good Kai. Just thinking."

Kai Nobuyuki
"Penny for your thoughts?"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"Sure. First of all no one says penny for your thoughts anymore-"

Kai Nobuyuki
"-nevermind I realized that I don't care."

They chuckle, feeling some tension leave the room.

Kai Nobuyuki
"But seriously though, what's up?"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"I'm just thinking about-"

Yaku Morisuke
"-that girl you met today huh?"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"

Kai Nobuyuki
"What girl?"

Yaku Morisuke
"He asked a girl for her number today!"

Kai Nobuyuki
"Are we talking about the same person?"

Yaku Morisuke
"I mean, he looked like he was going to throw up but-"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"NO I DIDN'T- and it's not like that. She's in my ecology class."

Yaku Morisuke
"Well you look like you want to throw up now."

Kuroo Tetsuro
"Shut up. I just don't know how to start the conversation."

Kai Nobuyuki
"Hm... what do you have so far?"

Kuroo tilts his phone screen as Yaku and Kai peer over his shoulder.

Hello. It is Kuroo Tetsuro from ECO220.

Kai Nobuyuki
"Well that's... a start."

Yaku Morisuke
"Yeah if you want her to think you're a middle aged man. Say 'hey it's Kuroo' or something like that."

Hey. It's Kuroo.

Kai Nobuyuki
"What about 'hey it's Kuroo' with a smiley face at the end?

Yaku Morisuke
"OOO that's good."

Kuroo Tetsuro
"Like this?"

Hey. It's Kuroo :)

Yaku Morisuke
"Ok is it just me or is the period kinda aggressive? Maybe use an exclamation mark or something."

Hey! It's Kuroo :)

Yaku Morisuke
"Never mind that's too preppy. Use a comma."

Hey, it's Kuroo :)

Kai Nobuyuki
"Yeah I think that's good."

Yaku Morisuke
"Wait, let me see it one more time-"

But as Kuroo hands Yaku his phone, it slips from his hand. After some fumbling, he manages to catch it before it hits the floor, but damage is already done.

Yaku Morisuke
"YOU DUMBASS!"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"Oh fuck-"

Kai Nobuyuki
"What happened?"

Yaku Morisuke
"NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT! His clumsy ass sent the text with the slam effect. Why did you type the message so nice only to throw the words at her like that?!"

Kai Nobuyuki
"Can you unsend it?"

Kuroo Tetsuro
"I don't know how to?! FUCK SHE'S TYPING!

Yaku Morisuke
"You're on your own now soldier."

Kuroo Tetsuro
"What?! GUYS- Stop running and help me-"

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