Chat: Soogs
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What do you want omg

I'm hungry

Ok and-

Can you get me food

You're closer to the kitchen than I am

But I'm comfyyyyyyyy

I'm literally sitting on the far end of the couch

Worst roommate EVER

SHUT UP OMFG WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD

YOU LITERALLY THREW A PILLOW AT MY FACE?!?!!?!

I DIDNT EVEN THROW IT HARD STOP BEING DRAMATIC

YOURE INVALIDATING MY FEELINGS

OHMYFUCKINGGOD

IM TELLING DAICHI

DO IT THEN
WAKE HIM UP NO BALLS

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I'll tell him when he wakes up

He said he was gonna take a nap 5 hours ago
Homie is ✨comatose✨

We should check on him...
THAT WAS UNFAIR

Wdym >:)

WHISPERING NOSE GOES AFTER YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON YOUR NOSE DOESN'T COUNT

OK BUT IM NOT TRYING TO DIE TODAY

AND IM NOT FEELING THAT SELF DESTRUCTIVE

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Well if Daichi is actually dead RIP

Ok but I'm actually really hungry
Wait jk idk if I'm hungry or just bored
Y/n
Y/n
Y/n
Entertain me
I need drama 🕺🏻✨

I'm muting you
SUGAWARA
THAT HURT YOU SHIT

( Soogs disliked "SUGAWARA." )

JUST RETURNING THE FAVOR

Well now you have no ammo dumbass

anyway

Stupid ass

ANYWAY
How are things goin with coffee boy 😏

Who?

Yknow that one cute guy??? Unnecessarily large, unruly hair, piranha looking smile?

Not sure about the cute part

On his behalf, my feelings are HURT

LMAOO nothings happening

Are you sure 👀👀👀

Yeah

You guys have been talking for a few days ykykyk
Anything saucy 👀👀👀

Definitely
Talking about different types of soil and everything

Lame
Were you talking to him earlier?

What makes you say that?

You kept smiling like a dumbass

Excuse me-

You look like Bokuto whenever he gets a double digit score on his exams

That- was a violation for both parties

So were you?!

LOL maybe
I mean we're going to study for the bio final tomorrow

SO YOU WERENT WATCHING NETFLIX YOU LIAR YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR BOYFRIEND

I WAS WATCHING NETFLIX I MEANT EARLIER EARLIER
And he's NOT my boyfriend

Yet

shutchoassup

But where are you guys going hm 👀👀👀
Over to his house 👀👀👀
Just the two of you 👀👀👀

Nah
We're going to Serein
NO YOU CAN'T

CAN I COME TOO
HOW DID YOU-
WOW THAT WAS RUDE

ONLY BC YOU'LL BE A MASSIVE DISTRACTION

THAT'S SO UNCALLED FOR
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE

Oh sure
Definitely not like last time
Where you sent 20 tiktoks in the span of 10 minutes
And then got upset that we weren't looking at it

THATS NOT EVEN THAT MANY
AND I WAS BORED OK

EXACTLY

I'm not talking to you anymore 😡😡😡

Fine by me

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What's for dinner?

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Chat: NekoBROS
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Yakult
Everyone look at Kuroo but don't make it obvious

Yakult
I SAID DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS GODDAMN

Kenma
i literally just looked over

Basically Barack
^^^

Yakult
But you guys turned your heads so mf hard

( Kenma disliked "but you guys turned your heads so mf hard" )

Yakult
How dare you Kenma

Yakult
But look how stupid Kuroo looks rn

Kenma
doesnt he always look like that

Basically Barack
^^^

Yakult
Ok yes but he looks extra stupid today

Yakult
Cheesin' so hard 👀👀👀 giGgLiNg and ish 👀👀👀

Kenma
hes probably texting y/n

Yakult
MWEHEHRHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

Can you guys shut up I keep accidentally clicking into this chat

Yakult
Wyd tho 😈😈😈

Basically Barack
^^^

Texting

Yakult
KAI DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO CONTRIBUTE

Basically Barack
Not really

I'm muting you guys

Yakult
WHO YOU TEXTING DOE

You

Yakult
STFU YOU LIAR

Yakult
WE KNOW YOURE TSLKING TO YOYR SOECIAL FREIND

Who?

Yakult
DPNT PLAY DUMB WOTH ME TETSURO

Whoa whoa I'm not I swear
Cool the lightning fingers I can hear you tapping from here

Yakult
SHIT UP

( Basically Barack laughed at "SHIT UP" )

Yakult
DONT MAKE ME GO OVER THERE

Yakult
WE ALL KNOW YOURE TALKING TO Y/N RN

Yakult
ANSWER

Yakult
ANSWER

Yakult
ANSWER

The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service.

Yakult
Nice try asshole I see you giggling and shit 🤨

I don't GIGGLE

Kenma
[ kuroogiggling.mov ]

Wtf when was that

Kenma
two min ago

I hate you guys.

Yakult
WOWWW 😤😤

Yakult
Kuroo

Yakult
Kuroo FRICK FRACKLIN Tetsuro

Yakult
You did NOT just mute us

Yakult
BOI-

Cool :) I'll see you tomorrow!
WAIT FUCK

Yakult
OH HO HO HO WHAT

Kenma
screenshotted

Yakult
CAUGHT IN 4K YOU FUCKING SIMP

( Basically Barack laughed at "screenshotted" )
( Basically Barack laughed at "CAUGHT IN 4K YOU FUCKING SIMP" )

Yakult
I KNEW YOU WERE TEXTING Y/N

Kenma
cringe

Yakult
I can't believe you used an EXCLAMATION MARK

Fuck my life

Yakult
AND YOU HAVE A DATE TOMORROW ?!?!??!?!?!?!

Yakult
ASKDFHALSDJFA

It's not a date
We're just studying for the final

Yakult
That's code for I was too chicken to ask her out so we're sTudYinG

( Kenma liked "That's code for I was too chicken to ask her out so we're sTudYinG" )
( Basically Barack liked "That's code for I was too chicken to ask her out so we're sTudYinG" )

WOW.
Why did you all come for me like that jfc

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Yakult
HE BLOCKED ME

Yakult
GUYS HELP

Yakult
ADD HIM BACK

Yakult
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Yakult
Yk what nvm what happens next is not my fault

Basically Barack
Whoa yaku really jumped his ass

Kenma
lmao he cant even reach

Basically Barack
Should we stop them?

Kenma
thats too much work

Basically Barack
Agreed

Basically Barack
That looked painful though-

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