I'm sorry dear reader, but it has come to my attention that this story holds no ending and because of that it is now in my sorrowful duty to fix that.

So I will give two options which put this story in motion.

Either I rewrite this story to satisfy a far intriguing joy to the mind.

Or continue on the work of which will be the pleasure to your forbidden fantasy.

Comment if you wish and I will not judge but do; in telling the story of the Baudelaire Orphans as you wish.