Chapter 3: Spinning Time
After class, Koro-sensei went to Shanghai to get some crab.
Yada, Nakamura, and Kurahashi stayed behind for a while with Professor Bitch. Shiniko was also with them, but she had no interest in their discussion. She just sat near the window enjoying her favourite chocolate ice cream. But that wasn't all, she was also listening in on the boy's conversation with her earbuds.
"Interesting..." She thought as Itona told the guys Koro-sensei's weak spot and took another bite of ice cream.
Itona was making a remote tank to kill Koro-sensei with and the other guys were there to help.
Soon, the other girls had to leave. Once they were gone, Shiniko took a neatly wrapped gift out of her bag.
"Irina, this is for you. Happy Early Birthday," Shiniko gave her the gift.
"Thanks, you never seize to amaze me," Professor Bitch unwrapped the gift. "Oh my gosh! Is this the newest addition to my favourite perfume brand?!"
"Yup, a-" Professor Bitch engulfed her into a tight hug, squeezing the life out of her.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you soooo much!" Professor Bitch squealed.
"No problem, can't breathe!" Shiniko managed to gasp out. Professor Bitch released her from her killer hug.
"I have to go now, enjoy your gift," Shiniko said before getting her bag and climbing out the window.
On her way out, she saw the small tank laying on its side. She walked over to it and flipped it over.
"Combat camouflage, huh?" Shiniko said as she inspected it. "Unless you want your target to see your tank from a mile away, I suggest you try blending it in with the school." She advised and left.
Early next morning, Shiniko was in her little hiding place in the ceiling spying on the guys. She wanted to be part of their plan.
Soon, they got things rolling. The guys were very excited. They took the tank out for a test drive and came across a weasel. They fired the BBs at it and the machine got beaten up badly.
"It's alright. Screw ups are part of the process," Itona wrote 'Itona I' on the beaten tank. "We all agree that Itona I was a dud, so we'll keep spinning 'til it's stronger. I'll be sure to kill him before it's all said and done. You've got my back, right guys?"
"Of course we do," Maehara answered with a smile.
"Okay, back to the drawing board men. We put our heads together, this baby will be looking up skirt-" Okajima didn't finish. Shiniko had jumped down knowing what he was going to say and karate chopped his head, landing perfectly on her feet. All the guys definitely jumped back a bit.
"Don't. Even. Think. About. It." Shiniko glared at Okajima making him nervous.
"What's all this I hear about skirts?" Kataoka asked as everyone walked in.
"It's not what you think! We were talking about the kind of skirts you put on cars!" Okajima panicked.
"And whose big idea was this? Itona, perhaps you'd tell me."
"Okajima." Itona replied quickly.
Then Ritsu booted up, "Good morning everybody. Oh hey Okajima, about that program for correcting fish eye lens distortion, I finally have it ready," She said cheerfully.
The girls were angry and gave him a dirty look.
"Hang on, it wasn't me alright. Tell'em," Okajima looked over at Maehara for help.
"Tell'em what? Don't try to pull me into this you perv."
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"Guy, we really oughta fess up," Isogai said with a 'I'm so done with this' look on his face.
"Whether you do or don't, it's clear you're all involved in this disgusting scheme." Kataoka stated.
"Boys wanna make me puke." Okano, Kurahashi, Nakamura, and Yada said at the same time. The girls started to argue with the guys, while Shiniko just walked over to Nagisa and Karma.
Itona started to walk over as well, "Karma, we're gonna ditch class today. Where's a good spot to go?"
"Well, so you can talk. Follow me."
"I'm tagging along if you don't mind," Shiniko joined.
For the rest of the day, the three of them hanged out.
The next day, Kataoka, Kayano, and Kurahashi were gathered around Itona's desk. Kayano was holding Itona's notebook, "Huuh, so that's what Itona means in Kanji."
"Well I think it's awesome!" Kurahashi commented.
"Becoming thread pretty cool," Kataoka also commented.
"It is what it is, lot of students in the class have weird names," Itona looked over at Shiniko then at Kimura.
A small group of students gathered around his desk. Kimura's name was written as 'justice' in Kanji. Hazama soon joined in, her name was Kirara. She said it made her sound like a sparkly princess and her mom freaks when something doesn't go her way.
"Getting saddled with a weird name. How do you poor bastards manage to cope?" Karma walked up to them and asked.
That's when they realized something.
His name was Karma.
"Oh come on, what's not to love about being called Karma. My parents had pretty bizarre tastes and I guess I inherited it from them," He said.
"There's still one more person in this class who has a weird name," Koro-sensei added and looked to the back of the room
"...Shiniko...?" Everyone guessed.
Silence filled the air.
"...Dead child?!" They exclaimed.
"Who knows, maybe my parents had bizarre tastes as well," Shiniko said, as she remembered all the times her parents called her Shiniko. But there were memories of her when she was still a baby. Her parents, whose faces are blurred out, were saying her name, but what hey were saying didn't match their mouth movement.
"Weird...." She thought.
The class decided to use codenames for each other. Koro-sensei forbade the use of real names for the whole day. Everyone was given strips of paper to write down a code names for everyone in class.
In the end the codenames were:
Karma- Semi-Senioritis
Isogai- President Poverty
Okajima- Terminal Perv
Okano- Amazing Ape
Okuda- Poison Specs
Kataoka- Dignified Didact
Kayano- Forever Flat
Kanzaki- Mistress Kanzaki
Kimura- Justice
Kurahashi- Fluffy Stag Beetle
Nagisa- Gender
Sugaya- Lanky Artist
Sugino- Baseball Geek
Takebayashi- Specs (LOL)
Chiba- Dating Sim Protagonist
Terasaka- Pseudo-Takaoka
Nakamura- English Lass
Hazama- The Darkness of E Class
Hayami- Hot-and-Cold Sniper
Hara- Kunugigaoka's Mom
Fuwa- This Manga is Amazing!
Maehara- Womanizing Scumbag
Mimura-Director Mushroom
Muramatsu- Loofah
Yada- Scrunchies and Boobs
Yoshida- Home Plate
Ritsu- Box O' Moe
Itona- Picture-Book Graduate
Shiniko- Ice Cream Addicted Angel
For PE, they had to shoot Kara-, I mean Da Densest and call each other by their given codename. Ice Cream Addicted Angel is on a totally different level in terms of assassination. So, her training was to see how many times she could 'kill' Da Densest, whether it's with knives or guns.
In the end, she managed to get Da Densest in the arm and legs, but mostly on his back and front.
As a class, they did pretty well. They got him right in the back.
Some of the students didn't like their codenames, like 'Amazing Ape' and 'Scrunchies and Boobs'.
"Now then, since everyone got to use their codenames today, it's only fair that I divulge my own. From this point forward, kindly refer to me as follows: Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind," Koro-sensei wrote on the board with sparkles and flowers surrounding it.
The class was silent, until they pulled out their guns and started to complain that he got to choose his codename as the class open fired.
For the rest of the day, he was referred to as, 'The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken'.
Shiniko was about to head home, but as she walked past the school gates a familiar voice caught her attention.
"Hey Shiniko, wanna hang out?"
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