"What are you talking about?"

Sam shows her the picture and Tiffany squints for a better look.

"What is that.. Oh my God!" Her eyes go wide.

"I know!"

"What does that mean?  Did-did we.."

"We got married!"

Just then they hear a knock on the door.
Sam stands up and Tiffany yells.

"Sam you're naked!  Put my robe on!"

"Oh shit!" 

He puts Tiffany's robe on and answers the door.  It was Caroline.

"You got married!"

"We just figured that out."

"I was going through my phone and I saw pictures and videos from the reception."

"We had a reception?" Tiffany asks hiding her body under the white sheet.

"Apparently you did and it was at McDonald's."

"Oh God!" Tiffany whines and covers her face.

"I can't be married!" She cries.

"Well at least you guys didn't have to stress over planning a wedding!" Caroline tries looking on the bright side of things.

"I don't even remember it!  My baby wasn't there!" She cries harder.

"It's okay, honey.. My mom." Sam suddenly thinks of Jessica and turns to Caroline in fear.

"My mom is going to kill me."

Caroline stays quiet.

"Say something!  Make me feel better!" He shouts.

"Well I'm sorry!  She Will kill you, Sam!  This was your wedding!  She's gonna be pissed she wasn't there!"

"Oh gosh.." Sam sits on the edge on the bed and rubs his head.

"Maybe we just don't tell her."

"What?"

"We don't tell her and just say we got engaged.  What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas!"

"Who says I was even ready to be engaged to you!"

"What?" Sam turns to Tiffany.

"I should be going.. I was just the wedding photographer!" Caroline chuckles nervously as she sneaks out of their hotel room.

"Married, Samuel!  MARRIED!"

"You didn't want to marry me?"

"Well not now!  And not like this!!!"

"Listen, it's gonna be okay... It is okay.  We love each other, don't we?"

"Yeah.."

"Well we both wanted it to happen.. Not at this time and definitely not dressed as Elvis and Marilyn Monroe... and to have our after party at McDonald's.. but still!  Being married to you.. well it's not so bad." Samuel smiles softly.

"Aw.." Tiffany holds her arms up.

Sam climbs up her body and gives her lips a soft kiss.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Sam.... You're mom is gonna kill us." Tiffany speaks in a shaky voice.

"I know, hold me!" He whines and buries his face in the crook of her neck.

**

After everyone is up and dressed, they all meet downstairs for brunch.

James walks over to Sam with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face.

"Oh God.." Sam sighs.

"Well, well, well..."

"Shut up."

"Mom is gonna beat your ass."

"I'm not afraid of mom."

"Yes you are!"

"James, leave him alone!" 

"Caroline, let me have my fun!"

Just then Zachary, Michael and the two girls come down.

"Do you guys remember anything from last night?!" James smiles.

"Oh Christ, not a thing!" Michael rubs her head.

"What about you, Zach?  Think real hard!"

"Uh well.. We drank!"

"AAAAnnnnd?"

"Grow up, James!" Sam says.

"Shut up!  AND?!"

Zachary sighs.

"I don't know!  We went to a club and we danced.. then we..." Zachary's face becomes serious as he thinks hard.

James' smile grows bigger and bigger.

"Think!  Think!"

"YOU DID NOT!" He looks at Sam in shock.

"What'd he do?!  What'd he do?!" Michael's eyes went wide.

"This ass wipe got hitched!"

"NOOOO!" Alyssa's eyes go wide.

Tiffany cover's her face.

"Everyone leave them alone!  James!" Caroline shouts his name.

"Yeah?"

"Get over here!" 

James looks down and walks to her.

"It's not a big deal, so they got married?  They can still have a big beautiful wedding when they're ready to."

"I just want to go home and be with my baby, I should have never agreed to come." 

"Tiffany, don't say that!  Come on, forget that you're married to Sam and have some fun." Caroline says holding her arm around her for comfort.

"I guess I'd be upset too if I woke up and found out I was married to you." Michael says.

Sam gives him a look so Michael backs away.

**

Danny and Jessica's POV.

"Look at the beautiful lights on the Christmas tree!" Jessica says to Nova who she was holding to face the tree.

Nova babbles and waves her little arms.

Jessica giggles and kisses her head.

"Mommy, where are we going?"

"Daddy and I have some shopping to do and you three are going with us." 

"Are you nuts!" Grayson lifts his hands.

"Haha!  We might just be!"

**

"Oh your chilldren are so beautiful!  Are these two twins?"

"Hm?  Oh no!  These two are mine, and he's my grandson." Jessica smiles at Samuel.

The woman gives Jessica a strange look so Jessica walks away.

"That lady over there looked at me like I was a circus freak because I told her Samuel was my grandson.  From now on when we have them both, we'll say they're our twins!"

"Why does it matter what people think?"

"It doesn't!  Just go with it!  They're Twins!"

A while later an older woman comes up and smiles at the babies.

"Your twins are so precious, ma'am."

"Oh thank you!"

"Mommy!  You just lied to this old lady!"

Jessica's eyes widen.  Not only did Grayson call her out for lying, he called this woman old.  Jessica was so embarrassed. 

"Lady, that isn't her son." Grayson nods.

"My mommy lied!  I'm her son and that's my sister!  And that's our nephew, Samuel.  He has the same name as his daddy; My brother!  And my daddy, Samuel!  Not my sissy's daddy because her daddy's name is Danny.  He's my daddy too.  I've got two of em!  And I'm legal now!" He smiles.

"Well!" The woman chuckles.

"That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!"

Grayson smiles and Jessica sighs with embarrassment.

"Let's just go home, Daniel."

**

That night.

"Oh Samuel, stop crying and go to bed!  You're aunt never gives me this much trouble!"

Danny chuckles.

"What?" Jessica turns to him.

"The fact that his aunt is sleeping in that little bassinet is just hilarious."

Jessica chuckles and continues bouncing the baby.

"Shh, shh, shh.. Daniel, he wants to nurse!"

"Well don't do that!  You'll scar that kid!  If he ever finds out his grandmother breastfed him he'll go insane!"

"Daniel, I'm not gonna feed him!  I just feel bad for him.  That's why he's so unhappy.. The poor baby.  Can you go warm up this bottle, please?"

"Sure."

"Not too hot!"

"I know."

Jessica fed him the warm bottle and let him feel the warmth of her chest.  It worked because his eyes started to slowly fall.

"Yay!" Jessica says in a whisper.

"Gigi rocks!" She giggles.

***

A few days later the kids head back home.

Tiffany was so nervous.  She loved Danny and Jessica and had so much respect for them.  She didn't want them to be disappointed in her and Samuel.

"I don't want to tell her, Sam.  I'm afraid of your mother!  What if she doesn't think I'm enough for you?  She LOVES you So Much!"

"And she loves you too!  Honey, she doesn't feel that way!  Yes she'll be pissed that she wasn't there, especially since I'M her favorite!" Sam says as all three of his brother's scoff.

"She'll be crushed.. But it's okay cause I can handle my mom.. It'll be okay.. I-I can take a punch."

"Oh God.." Tiffany covers her face with her hands.

**

After they land Sam and Tiffany drive Michael and Zachary back to the house.  

"What are you two doing here?" Sam asks when he sees James and Caroline pull up in the driveway.

"Are you stupid?  I'm not missing this!" James says with a smile.

Jessica opens the front door and gasps, "All of my baby boys are here!  Come in!  Come in!  It's cold out here!"

"Mommyyyy!" Sam runs to hug his mother.

"Oh God!" James rolls his eyes.

"Samuel, my baby boy!  How was your trip?  Did you have fun?"

"Yes!  How was my little monster baby?"

"He was Gigi's little angel!"

"Really?" Sam smiles.

"No he was horrible."

"I'm sorry!"

"It's okay, I still love him!  You guys get inside!"

"Oh my baby!  Samuel, mommy's home, sweet boy!"

Samuel smiled so big and kicked his little legs and waved his arms with excitement when he saw his mother.

"Muah!  Oh I'll never leave you again, baby boy!" Tiffany kisses him all over.

**

After everyone came in and they discussed their trip James looked around and said, "I think that was everything!  Samuel?"

"Will you knock it off!"

"Boys!"

"Mom.. Tiff and I have to talk to you and Danny.."

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing.. We just.."

"Oh no.. You're pregnant, aren't you?"

"No!  Oh God no!  We.." Sam looks at Tiffany.

"We we're drunk and.. I mean it's Vegas, mom!"

"We didn't mean to!" Tiffany says.

"You two better spit it out Right Now!"

"Okay... Mom.  Tiffany and I are.. Well not really.. But kind of.. We uhm.. We kinda got married."

"You kinda got married?" Danny says as Jessica looks at her son with anger in her eyes.

"You two are married?"

"Yes." Tiffany says.

"A little bit!" Sam says with fear.

"A little bit, Samuel?  What the hell were you thinking!!" Jessica yells as she stands up and walks towards Sam.

"Jess." Danny grabs her arm but she pushes him away.

"No!  Samuel Roger Shepard!"

"I'm sorry, momma!  I'm sorry!" Sam sits on the couch and shields his face with his hands.

"You're my son!  My first born little baby and I missed your wedding!  Samuel I will beat you!" Jessica hits him repeatedly.

"This is great!" Grayson laughs while eating his sandwich.

"How could you be so irresponsible?"

"Do you wanna see the wedding pictures?" James smiles and digs through Caroline's purse for her phone.

"James, Stop!" Caroline snatches her purse away.

"No, let me see them!  I wasn't invited, I should at least see pictures of my son getting married!"

James chuckles and stands up to show his mother.

"What the hell is this?  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!"

"Jessica, lay off of the kid!  He was drunk!"

"This boy is married, Daniel!"

"So what?  I'm happy for you two.  Welcome to our family, Tiffany.. Hopefully your mother in law has made you feel really welcomed in this wonderful family."

Jessica sighs.

"I'm sorry.  I'm not mad that he's with you.  I'm mad that this happened this way.." Jessica looks down and continues, "That my baby boy.. got married and I wasn't there to see it happen."

"I'm sorry, mom. I didn't want it this way."

"Neither of us did, Jessie.  I'm beyond upset.. My little boy wasn't there.  My family wasn't there.  Not my blood family.  You and Danny.. Grayson, Nova.. Grandma and grandpa Lange, Grandma Shepard.. Ann, Samantha, George, Jane.. Everyone that has been more of a family than my own.  This isn't the way I wanted it to happen.  I don't need a big wedding, but I wanted to be surrounded by the ones I love the most."

"Oh honey.. I'm so sorry.."

"Tiff, one day you'll have all of that." Sam says trying to comfort his now wife.

"Tiffany, just think.. Now you really are apart of this family." Caroline smiles.

"Yeah." Tiffany gives her a soft smile.

"You're my sister in law!"

"And you're my daughter in law!  I'm sorry if me getting mad made you even more upset.. I'm just mad at my son, not at you!" Jessica hugs her.

"Well we both drank.. and those idiots did too!  No one stopped us!"

"Hey that's right!  Michael Shepard and Zachary Huston!  Did you two drink?!"

The boys' eyes widen.

"I will beat you asses.  Why did you boys let your little brothers drink!" Jessica shouts.

"Jessie, Jessie.. Calm down, honey.. Come on, let's go take a nap."

"No Daniel!  They were drunk!"

"I know, I know.  Shh, shh, shh.. Let's go upstairs."

Jessica continues rambling on as Danny guides her up to their room.

"Well.. Welcome to your honeymoon!" Michael smiles.

"We'll be staying over with James and Caro for a while."

Sam rolls his eyes and looks at Tiffany.

"I think it's safe to say we can't be trusted with alcohol.  We've been drunk together two times.  I got her pregnant the first time and I married her the second."

"Heh!  I'm not drinking ever again!" Tiffany says.

"Yeah!  Good for you, babe." He smiles and kisses her cheek.

"You're not either."

"Only one of us needs to be sober, babe."