We Open up in the Middle of the Sky on top of Syrup as you and Maple were flying through the sky, and you were trying to Meditate as Maple Looked at you smiling because of the Cinnamon roll she is.

Maple: Hey Y/n, why are you meditating?

Y/n: I-I'm Trying to learn Ultra Instinct

Maple: What's that?

Y/n: Ultra Instinct is A Power used by angels that harnesses Calmness and A Clear mind in order to fight. Imagine it as if Your brain is Turned off and your Body is calling all of the shots. It's used by Angels to perfection.

Maple: Oh, I'm an Angel! I can Help!

Y/n: Wrong Angel Maple

Maple: Oh. So why are we flying out here?

Y/n: I need somewhere calm to Try and Master this skill so You're here to help protect me while I meditate.

Maple: Alright!

Time Skip!

Soon after A While you had all Landed in A Small Town to get some Nourishment since your Saiyan Appetite requires lots of Food and Maple went around shopping as you were Looking around for any Inns where they serve food.

Y/n: I could use A Sandwich, Or Ooh maybe A Baconwich. It's A Sandwich but the bread is Bacon. It's the best Idea I ever had. Focus Man Ultra Instinct

Just then you heard some Voices.

???: Kazuma, You Jerk why did you drag me here!? WAAAAAH!

???2: Shut up!!

You then slowly Paled as you began to recognize the Place from A Certain Isekai Anime.

Y/n: Ah Crap, It's this Place.

You then Began to walk over and saw A Man basically scolding A Girl with Blue hair as you tried to act Professional despite wanting to slap him silly.

Y/n: Hello Adventurers! New here?

Kazuma: Huh? Oh Yeah, I'm Kazuma, and this Useless Idiot is Aqua

Kazuma

Aqua: KAZUMA YOU JERK!

Aqua

You then Began to forcibly smile as Kazuma Looked at you Puzzled.

Kazuma: What's up with you?

Y/n: (Restrained) Trying not to choke the life out of you.

Kazuma then slowly began walking away as Aqua Was Just looking at you.

Y/n: Hey? Lady Aqua? You, Okay? You're getting all Blushy On me

Aqua:

https://youtu.be/3BTSzpluq4o

Y/n: Aqua? Aqua? Aqua?

Aqua then snapped out of it.

Aqua: Oh, I'm Sorry, thank you, and you are?

Y/n: My Name is Y/n, I'm A Saiyan, From Earth!

Aqua: Saiyan?

Y/n: Uh... Let's Just put it as Giant alien ape in Human form with Insane Potential

Aqua then Paled a Little bit as she smiled.

Aqua: Y-Yeah, Sounds Kinda Scary

Y/n: Just trust me I'm in control. I Um... Sorry about Kazuma, He's an Asshole

Aqua: Yeah, He Dragged me here

Y/n: I can help you two if you want

Aqua: Really?

Y/n: Yeah, Let me Just... HEY! Kazuma!

Kazuma: What!?

Y/n: Let me Help you! 

Kazuma: Why would I!?

Y/n: Fine. Die then. Let the Buzzards eat your Corpse then, I don't care.

Kazuma then came Crawling back to your feet.

Kazuma: Fine! Help me!

Y/n: (Smug) I knew it. Just follow me, My Friend should be out now, so we have time.

Kazuma: Yeah, Okay

Soon you led the both of them To the Local Guild Hall where you Sat at the counter where you ordered A Beer, and you took A Deep swig smiling.

Y/n: Hey everyone, does anyone know how to get two Newbies into A Guild?

Everyone then Pointed to A Beautiful Blonde waitress.

Y/n: (Thoughts) Luna of course. God she is so Cute!

Luna: Oh, Hello How May I ride you- I-I MEAN HELP YOU! Help you I mean!

Y/n: Eh?

Luna: H-How can I help you?

Luna

Y/n: Um... I Like two sign these two Up?

Luna: Oh of course, do you have The Money for the Fee?

Y/n: A Fee? No One told me about. A Fee

Luna: Well, there's A Fee, but if you want to Join, I can comp it for you.

Y/n: No, No, It's for these two. Um... I have the Money.

You then Put down 600,000 Zeni.

Y/n: Here, this should cover both of them.

You then Laid down an extra 100,000 Zeni.

Y/n: And here is A Bonus just for you. Treat my Friends Nicely

Luna: Oh Of course. You can still Sign up if you Like

Y/n: Uh, sure why not? more allies more friends I suppose

Soon Kazuma and Aqua had both signed up and chose their classes but when you signed the Pen glowed Rainbow and then shattered shocking everyone!

Y/n: W-Woah! I am so sorry! I'll-

Luna: No, It's Okay, It's Just No one was ever Powerful enough to break it. What is your class?

Y/n: Call me... A Z-Fighter

Kazuma: Boo!

You then Cracked your Knuckles and he shut up.

Y/n: (Thoughts) Oh I never felt so Good before