Soon after getting Kazuma and Aqua into the Local Guild, you continued to help them get their footing since you had to as well at the beginning and Soon Maple showed up smiling.

Maple: Hi Y/n! Are these new Friends?

Y/n: Yeah, this is Aqua, and that's the other Guy.

Kazuma: HEY! I'm Kazuma!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/8Uc0tNwZ2v0

Kazuma: SHUT UP!

Maple: Oh Okay, So What are we going to do?

Kazuma: I Know what we're going to do! We're going to fight some frogs!

Y/n: Not A Good Idea.

Kazuma: Huh? But their low-level enemies

Y/n: Not really, you're not considering many things, Plus your lacking for Gear and or spells

Kazuma: I think we can handle some Frogs.

Y/n: Okay, Your funeral.

Aqua: K-Kazuma I don't think-

Kazuma: We're going, Aqua.

Aqua: O-Okay...

Time Skip!

Kazuma: AAAAAGH! THESE FROGS ARE WAY BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT!

Aqua: THIS IS YOUR FAULT! WE'RE GONNA DIE BECUASE OF YOU!

Meanwhile you and Maple were watching from the sidelines.

Maple: Should we help?

Y/n: Give them A Minute

Aqua: That's it! I am A Goddess damnit! I may go down but I ain't going down alone!

Aqua then charged at A Frog and tried to Punch it but it did absolutely nothing.

Aqua: Y-You Know when I really get up close you froggies look really cute...

Aqua: AAAAAAAAGH!!

Just then A Second Frog then ate Kazuma as you sighed.

Y/n: Now we save them.

Maple: Right, Hydra!!

Y/n: HAAAAAAAAAAA!! Double Sunday Blast!!

Maple had Poisoned One frog to death as you then Pierced two Holes in another, and they spat Kazuma and Aqua out!

Aqua: EWWW! I'm Frog Slime!

Y/n: It's Mucus. Want A Towel?

Aqua: Thank you...

Kazuma: Hey what about me!?

Y/n: Why You little Frog Fighting!!

You then Began choking Kazuma Homer Simpson style!

Maple: You can choke him, but you can't hide your rage

Y/n: It's A Deal!!

Time Skip!

Kazuma: That's it! We need A Member!

Y/n: No it's Just your A Terrible leader

Kazuma: What are you saying?

Y/n: I'm saying you suck!

Kazuma: Fuck your Mama!

Y/n: No Fuck your Mama! Ah, That was Fun

Maple: Yep!

Kazuma: Now how are we going to find A New member?

You then got up and cleared your Throat.

Y/n: Ahem. HELLO EVERYONE! I am Y/n L/n and yes, I am the Y/n L/n the Number 1 Champion thank you Hold your Applause! Now Hear me that This Asshole and this adorable Goddess need A New Member for their Team! There are No Requirements, they can be rank Novice or Higher and they Must fill out some sort of funny running Gag. No exceptions

Just then A Girl dressed in red Began walking through and introduced herself.

Megumin: Oh, It is such an Honor, I am Megumin from the Crimson demon Village, and I am A Master of explosion Magic!

Megumin

Kazuma: Megumin? What kind of Name is that?

Megumin: Hey, everyone in my Village has weird Names! It's A Tradition!

Y/n: I think it's Kinda Cute

Megumin then Began to Blush.

Megumin: (Blushing) R-Really? Thanks...

Maple: What's the eyepatch for?

Megumin: It's made to Restrict my Amazing Power since it's so dangerous if I remove it everything around me will be destroyed!

Kazuma: Does it actually work?

Megumin: N-no, I Just wear it because it's Cool.

Kazuma: But you Just said?

Megumin: Both Apply!

Kazuma then Began Tugging on her Eyepatch hurting her, as you Socked him in the face!

Kazuma: AAAGH!

Y/n: Fuck off she's Trying to be cute! Can you show us your Power?

Megumin: Alright then, come outside of Town. I'll show my insane mastered Power!

You all soon followed her out of Town as she Began to prepare her spell!

Megumin: Alright then! EXPLOSION!!!

She then Created A Massive Explosion that was almost Nuke sized and blew everyone back but you and Maple!

Kazuma: That was actually amazing! I- Megumin what are you doing?

The Crimson demon was laying flat on her face.

Megumin: I can only use this once A Day. ...Now Drag me back to the Village...

Kazuma: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Dude you are so Screwed!

Kazuma: SHUT UP!

He then Punched you in the chest, but he ended up breaking his own Hand.

Kazuma:

https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8

Y/n: Dude, Just stop. Stop being so Pathetic. It's Getting sad at this Point