We Open up with all of you at Nearby Lake, which was Infested by A Bunch of Magical Gators, and Kazuma had A Full Proof Plan that will surely not traumatize any Useless Goddesses!

I'm Lying by the way that will Happen.

Y/n: So, Kazuma this is your Plan.

Kazuma: Yep. Why are you smiling?

Y/n: Trying not to Murder you. If she dies, you are getting Vaporized.

He then slowly takes A Few steps away from you.

Kazuma: Okay Aqua get purifying!

Aqua: Right! Purify! Purify! Purify!

Just then the Gators woke up and began attacking the Cage she was in!

Aqua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! PURIFY! PURIFY! PURIFY! KAZUMA HEEEELP!

Kazuma: Sorry can't hear you!

Y/n: Kazuma?

Kazuma: Yes?

You then proceeded to Kick him in the Groin!

Kazuma: Eh... Ah... 

He then fell on his Back.

Y/n: You're Lucky I didn't murder you.

Kazuma: T-Thank you...

Y/n: SHUT UP WORM! YOU ARE BENEATH ME!

Aqua: HELP!!

A Little while Later...

You Quickly Purified the Lake and got the Reward, but the problem is that Aqua won't leave her Cage, so you all had to Pull her way in.

Y/n: Kazuma this is all your fault!

Kazuma: No, It's Not!

Maple/Darkness/Megumin: Yes, it is.

Kazuma: Shut up!

Y/n: Aqua. Aqua wakes up. 

Aqua: Can't leave Gators will eat me. Can't leave Gators will eat me. Can't leave Gators will eat me.

Y/n: Aqua If I promise you A Day Out will you Come out? Please?

Aqua: Of course!

Aqua then Hugged you as she immediately snapped out of it.

Y/n: Of course...

???: Hey, your Friend better is Treating that Goddess Better!

Y/n: (Thoughts) Here we go

Kazuma: And who are you?

Kyouya: My Name is Kyouya Mitsurugi, and She had Given me this Cursed sword only Bound to me!

Kyouya Mitsurugi

Y/n: Simp!

Kyouya: W-What?

Y/n: You're A Simp! You Love Aqua and Will die for her! SIMP!

Kyouya: I am now simp! I only want him to treat her better!

Y/n: Hey If I could force him I would but He's Like A Chihuahua. He Picks fights with things that could easily Kick his ass and never stops Yapping his Little mouth off

Kazuma: HEY!

Y/n: See?

Kyouya: If he shall Not Treat her better than I Must make An example.

Y/n: SIMP!

Kyouya: I AM NOT A SIMP!

Y/n: Hey He's my Punching bag so you're going to need to go through me if you want to get to him.

Kyouya: Heh, this shall Be easy. Now Perish!

He then tried to Hit you with his Cursed Sword, but it did nothing to you!

Kyouya: Um... Please don't break my Butt?

Y/n: Okay

Kyouya: Truly?

Y/n: No

You then Grabbed both of his Arms and began beating down on him for A Solid Minute as he's now Black and Blue!

Y/n: I'll be taking this sword now.

Kyouya: Y-You can't use-

You then looked at him and he flinched.

Y/n: SIMP!

???: Hey, you can't Take that!

???2: Yeah, you can't even use it!

Y/n: And who are you two Ladies?

Both of them Blushed Upon seeing you but they kept their composure.

Cremea: W-We're Kyouya's Party Mates. I'm Cremea and that's Fio (Thoughts) He's Kinda Hot

Fio: Hi (Thoughts) He's so Cute

Left to right: Fio and Cremea

Y/n: Look He picked A Fight and he Lost. Okay? Besides you two are too Cute to Hit

They both then Blushed, as you Picked up Kyouya's sword and walked off, with your team following behind.

Time Skip!

Y/n: Another Round of Drinks on Me!

Everyone: Huzzah!

Everyone was now having rounds of drinks as Soon a Newly Healed Kyouya ran in and went up to nervous!

Kyouya: Okay what did you do to my sword? I want it back!

Y/n: I sold it

Kyouya: W-What...?

Y/n: I sold it. I used it to buy rounds of Drinks.

Kyouya then seemed to be on the Verge of a Mental Breakdown before he ran out screaming.

Kyouya:

https://youtu.be/qN5I9S4Icog

Y/n: Loser. No at as Bad as Kazuma but still