"Talk"

'Thought'
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In the deepest reaches of space, an elderly man named Rick Sanchez was wallowing in self-pity and hatred, all the while drinking some hard alien alcohol and driving a very advanced but also very trashy vehicle called the 'Space Cruiser'. He continued to drive erratically as he got progressively drunker with every bottle.

'I don't matter, you don't matter, life doesn't matter, everything doesn't matter...'

Rick cracks open another and starts drinking even more, all the while heading towards Earth.

'I did all that and for what, just to be even more miserable? Such a load of bullshit...'

The Space Cruiser enters the atmosphere, which starts burning everything; though Rick just ignores it and pulls out the photo of the person who ruined his life.

'Did I even find the guy? I don't remember, and honestly, I don't even care about that anymore...'

Rick opened the window and threw the photo out the window, where it burned up along with his ship.

'Fuck this, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm so tired...'

Rick finished the bottle, before throwing it away once he ran out of all the drinks he had. Looking forward, he saw that he was heading towards some kind of mansion and was most likely going to crash into it. His sad, drunken expression didn't change.

'Maybe I should just die.'

All Rick could think about, before everything went black, was how much he had drunk and crashing into the Mansion. Soon enough, he slowly opened his eyes and immediately wanted to close them as soon as he saw a bright light that almost blinded him; he let out a small groan and slowly sat up.

"Fucking hangovers..."

Rick grasped his head with his hand and tried his best to collect his thoughts; before he could focus on surviving his bad headache and slight nausea, a small plate with a glass of water was presented to him, which caught his attention.

"Would you like some water for that Hangover?"

When the Old Man looked down to see who was offering him the Water, he saw nothing more than a 5-year-old child, with a cute dress, also having blue hair, unique red eyes, and the most pure and happy smile that made him want to puke.

"Who the hell are you?"

Rick wore a very annoyed expression, clearly in no mood to deal with a child.

"I'm Medaka Kurokami, Sir, sorry for not being able to introduce myself earlier, but you were unconscious when you crashed into my home, I was lucky enough to pull you out before you burned up."

The one now known as Medaka Kurokami, when she said that, not only did it help to remind Sanchez of what had happened, but it also caused her to wear a slight look of surprise.

"Right... Sorry I guess, I'll fix up your home later I guess."

Rick had a hard time trusting the words of the child on what she said, but decided to ignore it and simply accepted the water and moved on.

"No need, I can do it, please just rest, also I hope you don't mind if I wash your clothes and bandage your body, I just couldn't leave it unattended."

Medaka took the empty cup once he finished drinking from it, realizing that he had been lying in bed wearing nothing but his boxers; fortunate enough to have received proper medical attention, which caused him to frown and narrow his eyes.

"... Ok, what do you want from me? Trying to get on my good side? Trying to be some kind of brown noser? Trying to get me to serve you because you saved my life? Cause that's not gonna work, I Didn't Ask To Be Saved! I Would've Been Fine Being Dead!"

Rick was honestly starting to get slightly annoyed, not only for someone who was being overly nice, but also because he clearly didn't trust her at all, thinking she had an alternative motive that could screw him over and he was not down for that.

"DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!"

Medaka's happy expression suddenly turned into one of great sadness, which also caused her hair to turn bright pinkish-red. This sudden change in emotion startled Sanchez, who quickly shut his mouth and watched her jump onto the bed before standing in front of him.

"No one should be fine with being dead or wanting to die! Life is too precious to throw away so easily!"

Medaka began giving hopeful and encouraging words, which made the Old Man very angry again.

"Shut Your Preachy Ass Up! Life can suck my dick! All it does is fuck up your world and leave you out to die!"

Rick counters by saying that life is such a bitch and unbearable to deal with.

"Then you stand back up! When you get knocked back down, you need to learn to grit your teeth and clench your fist before raising back up your feet!"

Medaka replies by explaining that nothing should keep you down and to stand back up.

"What Do You Know Of Being Knocked Down And Trying To Get Up! I had to deal with wasting years of my entire youth trying to find someone who ruined everything! Do you have any idea of how much I fucking lost and suffered before deciding to say fuck it and give up! You're just a fucking kid, a kid who leaves in a 'Rich Mansion' I might add! What Gives You The Right To Give Me the 'Motivation To Live' Bullshit If You Haven't Even Struggled A Day In Your Life!"

Rick shoved the child away as he got up and planned to get his clothes and leave, though before he could do any of that.

"People wanting you for your talents, the ones close to you dying because of your talents, being alone when you either share, hide or use it for evil."

Those words made Sanchez freeze and tense up, which was enough for Medaka to continue without interruption.

"You are right, for someone who is obviously more experienced and suffered a much more different and longer pain, how can anyone relate, no one is ever the same person."

Medaka let out a calming breath as she tried to get her hair back to its normal blue color.

"But that doesn't mean that everyone can't share something similar while also losing just as much."

Medaka looked down and wore a sad face while slightly tearing up.

"I once believed that I existed for no reason and that everyone was born with no future, especially since everything I do either made my own life or others more miserable and depressing, the thought of either suicide or killing everyone always invaded my mind back then."

Medaka quickly wiped away her tears and tried to speak more to the Old Man, who continued to listen

"But even when I reached my lowest moment of my life, I was able to bounce back, and when I did, I knew what I wanted to do that would not only make me finally happy, but give me reasons to live."

What Medaka had just said caused Sanchez to look back at her.

"And what is your reason?"

Rick couldn't help but ask in slight curiosity, though he tried not to show it.

"To make everyone happy~"

A very bright and pure smile appeared on Medaka's face as she gave her answer to him.

"That's a stupid reason."

Rick crossed his arms and glared at Kurokami, clearly not satisfied with such a cliched and unoriginal answer.

"But at least it was my reason, a reason that I can accept, a reason that I want, a reason, whether I came up with or given to me, is still enough to let me rest and be at peace."

Medaka suddenly pulled out a paper fan and pointed it at the Old Man.

"Those who truly give up are the ones who actually have no reason to live, but you're not the type who likes to give up, are you?"

After saying all that, there was a moment of silence between Medaka and Sanchez.

"... Ok fine, you win, I won't kill myself or anything like that, I'll live, But I'm Only Doing Out Of Spite! Not because you told me to!"

Rick huffed and crossed his arms, which made Kurokami giggle and jump off the bed and onto the floor.

"Any reason is always a good reason to live."

Medaka then grabbes the clothes and gives them to the old man, who just takes them rudeley and starts putting them on.

"Whatever..."

While Rick was still in his annoyed and cynical mood, he couldn't help but just accept what Kurokami said without ignoring or disregarding it, which made her happy.

"I will call in for a car or plane to take you on where you need to be, though I hope you can stay for breakfast before you leave~"

Medaka's kind nature still made Sanchez want to vomit, but it didn't piss him off anymore.

"I don't have a home to go back to."

Rick said plainly as he put on her his green pants, blue sweater, and his lab coat.

"Oh, I'm sorry if I offend you then, but if you like, you can stay here as long as you want."

Medaka felt guilty for not knowing this, but she was still generous enough to offer the Old Man a place to stay

"You're really ok with me staying here, someone you barely know and could be dangerous?"

Rick couldn't help but raise an eyebrow and wonder if the child was either incredibly stupid or had no sense of awareness.

"You haven't done anything to earn my distrust, also you're most likely still recovering, it would be rude to send you out on your own, homeless and alone."

Medaka displayed genuine concern and worry, while also unquestioningly trusting the Mysterious Stranger standing before her.

'She's definitely gonna end up in someone's Van, ugh...'

Rick just shook his head and accepted her offer, really having no reason to reject, plus it would probably help him to just settle down and plan out on what he should do next; this made Kurokami overjoyed and quickly led him towards the dining room, while also explaining anything that he needed to know while living, to which he just boredly listened and nodded, again having no reason or intention to do anything bad while staying here, especially since there were no benefits for him.

"Oh! I just realized, I never asked for your name, would you please tell me? If you don't mind."

Medaka turned back and wanted to know who and what he was; he just shrugged and answered her question.

"Rick Sanchez, the Smartest Man in the Whole Universe."

Rick decided to be smug and arrogant about claiming to be the so-called 'smartest man,' which was most likely true, and he was very proud of it; this made Kurokami's eyes widen in awe and amazement.

"Is That True?! Wooooow! Maybe after breakfast, you can show me your Genius! I'm So Curious!~"

Medaka clearly wants to know and learn more about Rick Sanchez, the 'Smartest Man' of the whole universe, who just chuckles and smirks.

'You're gonna be a great pain in my ass, that's for sure...'
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To be more specific, this takes place after he made the Citadel and crashed landed back in earth, again I recommend watching S.5 E.10 to understand how this started, k?

(BTW, should I do this before or during Season 1 of Medaka Box? If I do it "BEFORE", then it will only focus on Rick's adventure, with his new partner Medaka, and maybe Zentichi, maybe, but if I do it "DURING" Season 1, then I will only mix Important Episodes of Rick Morty into the Medaka Box series, again I'm still slightly planning, I would like to hear everyone's advice and ideas~)

/Medaka Box Characters I'll Keep In\

-Medaka Kurokami: Obvious reasons.

-Zenkichi Hitoyoshi: Every Rick needs a Morty, lol~

-Kumagawa Misogi: While he won't be in the story untill very later, he is still a big part even before his Arc begins and will sometime 'Show Up', if only briefly.

-Ajimu Najimi: Even though she'll show herself even less, keep in mind that she watches over everything.

-Kujira Kurokami/Youka Naze: While not as important, she is still a character that I can not ignore.

-Hansode Shiranui: She's kind of only important because of her connection with Iihiko Shishime, and her interesting friendship with Zenkichi.

(Also all the villains and some side character that appears more than once)

/Rick Morty I'll Keep In\

-Rick Sanchez: Obvious reasons.

-Birdperson: I'm more or less specifically talking about all of the Friends or Allies Rick has, like Unity, Michael, Mr. Nimbus and others.

-President: Cause it just sounds funny to me.

-Space Beth: She honestly just sounds to cool to ignore.

-Evil Morty: Lets just say, that he kinda does more than what he did before.

(Of course all the Villains and a few Side Characters that can't be ignored)

/Characters I'll Most Likely Ignore\

-Smith Family: I mean, this is kind of obvious, but I still wanted to let you all know that they don't exist in this One Universe.

-Maguro Kurokami: I will admit, he's not completely useless, BUT, if I want Rick to bond with Medaka, he must be gone.

-Mogana Kikaijima/Kouki Akune: Again, they're not completely useless, but at the same time, they don't add anything, but unlike Maguro, they will just be in the background, just in case I need them for later.

-Mr. Poopybutthole: Besides that one episode he appears in, he will just be ignored and forgotten, unless he is like some weird important 'Key Character' in the future, but for now he's not.

-Basically just any and all characters from both Medaka Box and Rick Morty that does nothing or add anything to the story.

(BTW, keep in mind for the future, some episode will be ignored/skip, not all, just those that don't add anything or not worth doing, like M.B S.1 Last Ep, or MR S.1 2 Interdimensional Cable)