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Dipper POV

"Okay Susan, you see what this is?" I held out a knife towards her. Susan shook her head.

"It's a knife and I'm going to teach you how to throw it." I replied.

Susan reached out to grabbed it but I pulled it away from her, "A few rules first, my princess. One...you can't play with knives when mommy is around. Okay? That is the most important rule of all. Don't let mommy know okay?"

"Okay, daddy. Don't tell mommy."

"Then don't play with knives while mommy is around."

"Don't play with knives as mommy is around...okay...but why daddy?"

I thought about it. One...Pacifica would kill me! I promise her that I wouldn't teach our children the ways of a real Gleeful...but come on...I need heirs.

"Because...This is Susan and Daddy thing." I replied.

"Can we have Mason do this too?" Susan asked, batting her pretty brown eyes. She had my brown eyes, which was my real eye color, and long blond hair like her mother. I chuckled, "Of course Mason can join."

"Then Rose?"

I chuckled, "Rose is a little too young for this. When she is older, okay pumpkin?"

Susan nods her head, "Yes Daddy!"

I smiled, "Alright...so here are the other rules...don't use this on family members okay? Only those people who threaten you and who ever Daddy tells you. Okay? Now you are going to miss the first few times because you are new at this."

Susan nod her head, "Okay."

"here is how you do it." I replied then I got ready to throw the knife at the target, "You hold it like this...and you throw it with the flick of your wrist." I then threw the knife and of course it hit dead on the middle of the target.

Susan clapped, "Yay!"

She was a cute five year old.

I then hand her a knife, "Okay, your turn."

She nodded her head. She held the knife right...and tried to aim the knife. Then she threw it. It just hit the target near at the bottom but it didn't stuck.

"Aw man..." Susan pouted.

"Good first try." I patted her head.

Then suddenly there was a sound of the door closing, "Dipper?"

"Crap! Your mother is home!" I gasped out. Then I wave my hand and the knives and target was put away by my amulet magic. Then I picked up Susan, "Remember...not a word." Susan nod her head, "Not a word."

Then I headed out of the basement and into the floor level. Pacifica was in the kitchen when we enter. "There you two are." Pacifica smiled.

"Mommy!" Susan jumped out of my arms and ran to her mother. Pacifica picked up her daughter and kissed her cheek, "Hey there sweetie! How are you?"

"Good." Susan smiled.

Then I came up and kissed my wife. "How is Gideon and them doing?"

"Doing just fine. The mother and baby is fine....once they get some sleep." Then Pacifica laughed, "Who am I kidding...there is no sleeping with a new baby."

I chuckled.

"Give that back, Mason!" A little voice cried out.

"Back off Rose!"

Then two little kids came running into the kitchen. Mason, blond hair and brown eyes, came running in with a toy train. Rose who was closely behind, with blond hair and blue eyes and age 3.

"That's my train!" Rose whined as she chased her older brother around the island.

"Hey, hey, hey. What is going on?" Pacifica asked.

The two children stopped in front of us. "Mason stole my train!" Rose cried.

"Did not! This is my train! Plus I need it for the hostage!" Mason replied.

"Hostage?" Pacifica raised her eyebrow.

"You know. How cowboys do it in the old west."

Pacifica sighed, "Okay...why don't you both play cowboys."

"Then Mason will tie me to the tracks." Rose replied.

That's my boy.

Pacifica raised her eye brows at Mason, "Mason..."

"What! That is how Dad taught me how to play."

Crap.

Pacifica then faced me, "Mason!"

"What! I didn't say a real person...I meant a doll or something." I replied, "It's not my fault that he processed it differently."

Pacifica glared at me. "Uh huh." She of course wouldn't believe me. Then she set down Susan, "Why don't you all play cowboys but not hostage cowboys where people get tired to the tracks."

"Can we play hostage with dolls?" Mason asked.

Pacifica sighed, "Fine."

"Yay!"

The kids then ran into the room to play. "That sounds like fun, I want to join." I then started to headed out but Pacifica stopped me, "Ah, ah, ah, mister. We got some things to talk about."

I groaned, "Really Paz?"

"Yes! What have you been teaching our children?"

"Nothing! Nothing that does with my side of my 'darkness'. Trust me my princess."

Pacifica folded her arms, "somehow...I don't believe you."

"Pacifica...sweetheart...trust me...I'm not putting our children in danger."

"Are you lying to me?"

"No."

"Dipper."

"Pacifica."

Pacifica sighed, "Dipper I don't want our children to do what you do. How many times do I have to tell you?"

"I'm not teaching them anything about what I do. I'm not, you just got to trust me."

"Then tying people to train tracks?"

"I didn't say anything about that..."

"Dipper...I want the truth."

She gave me that look. I sigh, "All I said was to make a good hostage situation you need to put the hostage's life in danger."

"Dipper..."

"What? Mason was asking how to make a real cool cowboy hostage thing."

Pacifica sighed, "Oh boy..."

"Pacifica, sweetheart...I'm not putting our children in danger...what I'm doing as a father is to help raise them."

"But I don't think-"

Pacifica was interrupted by Mabel storming in through the kitchen door, "I hate him!"

Thank goodness she came in. I rubbed the bridge of my nose, "What now, Mabel?"

"Josh! He freaken broke up with me!!! I thought he was the one!" Mabel screamed out. She headed to the fridge to get some ice-cream, "Do you know what this is like!? I'm old, Dipper. I'm old and I'm not married! This is looking very bad!"

"Why don't you find other men...hummm...I don't know...Will?" I just brought up.

Mabel looked at me, "Are you flipping kidding me?! Will? Our servant! Dipper I don't date servants."

Pacifica gave a small smile that she tried to hide it but I caught it. "Well if you are that desperate...why not give him a shot. I mean...He's seems interested in you."

"Interested...in me?" Mabel questioned.

I nod my head, "he does extra chores that help you."

"Then when someone says your name he looks up with a slight blush on his face." Pacifica added.

I guess she notice too.

Mabel thought back. With a hint of blush on her cheeks too. I smiled as I took a few steps toward her, "dear sister of mine...you like him."

"I do not like Will."

"Oh fine...you think he's cute." I then sigh, "He's been with us for a while...he's done us well...I give you my blessing to date him."

"I don't need your flipping blessing!" Mabel growled.

I rolled my eyes, "It's your choice...be single forever!"

"I will not be single forever, Mason Gleeful!" Then Mabel stormed off.

I chuckled, "Oh dear sister of mine."

Pacifica them came up next to me, "They'll be super cute together."

"You think? You know...I think she is going to see him right now. I would want to watch." Then I started to leave but Pacifica grabbed my arm, "Not so fast, Dipper." I groaned. Thought I could get away.

I sighed as I face Pacifica, "My love...I'm not harming our children. I'm not putting them in danger. Don't you worry. I'm not killing and or torturing people in front of them"

"But you are teaching them things..."

"Just self-defense stuff, my dear. You know, just in case something happens to them. Cause you never know, Pacifica. This will be good for them. Don't you worry. I'm just doing self-defense things. It's not my fault what I teach goes differently in their heads."

Pacifica sighed and shook her head, "But it's our life...crazy and mess up. I guess it's okay."

I raised my eyebrows, "Really?"

"I mean...After everything we've been through...and they are getting older...I'm guessing that some self-defense wouldn't hurt anyone. You know? But I'm helping."

"Really?"

"Uhhh yeah. Of course! I can kick anyone's butt at any time and any day. I can kick yours without your amulet."

"Oh yeah?"

"Uh yeah. Done it many times...I even saved your life many times..."

I chuckled, "I have married the right woman than." Then I wrapped my arms around her waist, "We are a perfect team."

"Uh huh...for someone who keeps secrets from me."

"I have to destroy the world somehow."

"Oh yes...with me, you, and four children."

"Four?" I questioned. I then had to think back on how many kids I had, "We don't have..."

I then looked at Pacifica. She had this look. My eyes widen, "Oh my gosh!" Then I hugged her tightly and spin her around. Pacifica giggled as I spin her around. Then I set her down, "Are you serious!?"

"yep." Pacifica nodded her head.

"Boy, I'm good."

Pacifica rolled her eyes, "Oh boy."

"You know, thinking of boys...I bet this one is a boy."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"What makes you think that?"

"Well we have two girls...we need two boys. You know...to carry the bodies down to the burner."

"Dipper!"

"Just kidding! Just kidding."

Not.

Okay. Now that was the end. I hope you guys enjoyed it! Thank you so much for the votes and comments! Love you all! Also thank you people who helped me with this book. I actually struggled in it. So I want to thank you all! Your comments helped! They kept me moving. So thank you very much. So there we go!

Hardy