A female looking guy is currently looking at his current cell mate who is currently hitting her head on the bed. Eventually the other people at the cell get fed up with it

Mexican: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE. YOU'RE SO FUCKING NOISY

Trap: I gotta agree with Mexican Cleopatra over there can you just knock yourself out already

She started mumbling something and he leaned closer to hear what she was saying. Suddenly she yelled startling the man

Girl: I can't believe I was caught. Especiali by a male guard........ I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE

She started to bash her head on the metal frame of the bead making the guy look at her as if she was insane

Trap: the fuck happened to you girly. You make it sound like you just fucked your life up....... well more than it already was

She continues to bash her head on the frame of the bead even faster and harder

Mexican: what are you..... wait what's your name again? I think the guard said Jolyne right

Trap: how the fuck do you remember that shit

Mexican: unlike you I'm not on drugs at the moment

Trap: ......... touche

Mexican: Anyway what the hell happened

Girl: I can't marry anyone anymore. I don't wanna live anymore..... I wanna die

Mexican: that's why I'm asking you what happened? I can't stand looking at you-

Trap: how the fuck can you even see her if you're in the cell beside ours

Mexican: it's called peaking out of the cell dumbass

Trap: bitch please with that big head of yours I doubt you can even stick your nose out of the cell

Mexican: you trying to pick a fight with me little girl

Trap: and what if I am Cleopatra what are you gonna do about it

Mexican: oh I'll show you as soon as we get to prison you little shit

Trap: oh really!? Then I look forward to it, who knows, maybe we'll get into some spicy stuff~

Mexico: I don't roll that way girly

Trap: and if I told you I'm a guy

Mexican: then I'd decline you faster than you can last in bed, which I'm pretty, it'd be in record time

Trap: oh we'll see about that~

Mexican: yeah keep dreaming you asshole. *to Jolyne* so what happened to you

Jolyne: it's that.... I mean.... it's.... that.... it's that.... hand.... he saw

Everyone seemed to be confused as to what she was trying to say. There was a long silence till they simultaneously got the point she was trying to make

Everyone broke into laughter and Jolyne just grew more embarrassed of her predicament. She went on to explain how she was caught in the first place

One prisoner started talking shit and acted like she's never touched herself in a day's in her life. As the fight went on the prison guards came came in and everyone went silent

P.G = prison guard

P.G: prisoner no. 21, no. 29, and no. 25 you are getting transferred. Stand next to the bars and stick your hands out through the cell door

They do as they said but the Trap saw something on the bed and smirked. He grabbed the item and hid it in his hands. They then get cuffed and Jolyne suddenly gets all embarrassed

The trap whistled over to her as she turned to him. He then opened his hands a bit and showed her panties to her

Jolyne: that mother fucker. I'm going to kill him later

Trap: see you later Jolyne~

They walked in their separate directions and the Trap went into a room with a man in a suit waiting there for him

Just Tony not the stand and I don't own the art.

Lawyer: evening mister (Y/N). I'm your new layer. My name is Tony

(Y/N): wow new layer huh. How much did they pay you to keep me in prison

Tony: *surprised* you already knew

(Y/N): ofcourse I knew already. I mean this isn't the first time I've been in prison. So how much were you paid

Tony:.... up to 90 million

(Y/N): wow *laughs* I really pissed them off this time huh

Tony: how can you laugh about this. You are in jail, this is no laughing matter

(Y/N): because I know they hate me for it. As long as I know that they are pissed at me I can live happily

Tony: *sigh* you are a whole new breed of idiot

(Y/N): don't I know it. So what's up with the whole switching prison huh did they make you put me in the worst one

Tony: no in fact I put you in the best one without their knowledge

(Y/N): *surprised* really! But why?

Tony: you may think you're hurting your parents young man but you're only hurting yourself. I hope you come to realize this in your time there. Trust me when I say this but when people think wrongly of you, you don't prove them right, you prove them wrong

He got up from his seat and walked out of the room without glancing back at (Y/N). He just scoffs and looks down at his hands. The bandaid came off and he could see the needle holes. He just covered them back up and scoffed again

(Y/N): *mumbling* what the hell would you know

He got the up from his seat and was lead out the room by a guard. He just so happened to meet Cleopatra outside of the room

(Y/N): well well well if it isn't Mexican Cleopatra

Mexican: and look who it is. Little miss tomboy

(Y/N): a nicknamed already! We don't even know each other's names

Mexican: you were the one who started it

(Y/N): then I guess I'll be the one to end it. Names (Y/N)! What's yours?

Mexican: what no last name?!...... I'm Ermes Costello

(Y/N): I would say it's a pleasure to meet you but even I know that's a damn lie

Ermes: at least you're not a liar

As they walk to the bus they pass by a drain and (Y/N) sees something shiny inside. Being the idiot he is, he immediately walked towards it

(Y/N): ohhh shinny

He picked it up and it slipped through his fingers and picked one of his needle holes

(Y/N): OW! STUPID SHINY

A lot of blood came out of the small hole and Ermes was launched at his misfortune. She walked over to the object and picked it up pricking herself in the palm while doing it

She stopped laughing and also bleed a lot. She picked it up again but this time carefully to not prick herself again

(Y/N): *sarcastically* oh not laughing anymore huh. What happened

Ermes: shut up

She covered the hole with a sticker and they both went to the bus. When they did they saw Jolyne already there waiting for them

Once she saw (Y/N) she immediately got enraged by him. If she wasn't handcuffed right now she would've lunged at him and beat the shit out of him

(Y/N): yo Jolyne!

Jolyne: shut the fuck up you as and give them back

Ermes: give what back?

(Y/N): oh I don't know~ probably these

He then took the panties out of his pocket and Ermes covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing. Meanwhile Jolyne was glaring daggers at the boy

(Y/N): oh by the way they're still wet

He tosses them to her and she caught them then quickly put them back on. They both laughed and sat down while Jolyne sat behind them

King crimson

The drive there was mostly quiet and calm till Jolyne heard the guards talking. Sometimes (Y/N) and Ermes didn't even pick up

Jolyne: hey what do they mean by Administrative center? Arr they referring to the prison. Earlier the guard said well be arriving in 10 minutes

Ermes: what the hell are you talking about. How can you hear that

Suddenly the guard from the front of the bus opened the windows and told the guard what Jolyne heard them say

Ermes: how did you know we're arriving?

(Y/N): yeah that's kinda impressive

Ermes: did you learn how to do this from masturbating too?

(Y/N): if you did can you teach me?

Jolyne: no I didn't learn that from- you know what shut up! But now that I think of it, how can I hear them?!

Ermes: you're an interesting person. Can't see anything smart or cunning in you

(Y/N): take that however you want but that sounds like an insult

Ermes: it's a bit of both. Anyway I'm Ermes Costello. I ended up here because I stole from a convenient store. This is my second time here so I don't know what'll happen to me

Jolyne: and the pervert

(Y/N): names (Y/N) no last name at this point. This is my first time here I think? I don't know we'll find out when the guards look at me

Ermes: how can you not really your time in prison

(Y/N): hey in my defense I was usually bailed out after a week so I wouldn't really remove the place if I  didn't care. One thing I did remember was to bring money

Jolyne: you brought money?

Ermes: don't think the place we're going doesn't need money. We must bring at least 100-200 dollars

She started questioning why but they both gave her vague answers. She then stated questioning on where to hide the money anyway

Jolyne: do you hide it in your anus like in movies. That's really nasty

Ermes: idiot we do full body check ups

(Y/N): or if you're an intellectual you sneak away or pay the guard

Ermes: you'll need a lot of money for that

(Y/N):*whisper* it's a good thing I bring a lot of fucking money

Jolyne: where do you even hide it then

Ermes: idiot we can't tell you

(Y/N): yeah you might snitch us out

Jolyne: come on where did you hide it, I won't snitch I promise. You couldn't possibly hide it in your breast can you?

Ermes then facepalmed and (Y/N) covered his mouth to stop him from laughing

(Y/N): wow Ermes you're really sneaky huh

Jolyne: what about you? You're kinda flat to be honest. Did you hide them in your eyes possibly

He then paled from her sudden outburst and Ermes knew she was right from his reaction.

Ermes: you were saying~

Jolyne: how did you guys do it

Ermes: you really are hopeless. *sigh* fine but don't tell anyone got it

She then moved her shirt a bit to shoe her side boob with small stitches on the side of them. (Y/N) looked around and then lifted his eye lid to show the corner of a couple bills

This act actually impressed both Ermes and Jolyne. They just didn't want to admit to it

(Y/N): I have about 3 hundreds in each eye lid

Jolyne: doesn't that hurt?

(Y/N): like Ermes said she's not on drugs but I am

The bus then came to a sudden stop and a guard walked trough the door. He made everyone but Ermes get out but as (Y/N) was about to get out he was stopped by a guard

He just motioned Jolyne to keep moving as he was suddenly thrown to the wall. He saw one of the guards about to hit Ermes so he interrupted them

(Y/N): hitting women huh? Is that really what your mommy taught you or was that something you picked up from daddy

P.G²: What did you say

He gut punched him and caused him to buckle over while holds his gut. He coughed up some saliva and Ermes was about to say someone

(Y/N) quickly gave her a look that told her to not do anything. She seemed to have gotten the message and sat back down

One guard picked him up while the other beat his body. He only went for the gut so no one would see the bruises

P.G¹: come on just tell us where the money is

(Y/N): sorry you aren't my dealer and you probably give out cheap shit

He was about to strike him again but sudden his ear came flying off, confusing both (Y/N) and Ermes, and scaring the other guard

He pushed (Y/N) out and Ermes came out as well. The guards then drove off leaving the two of them alone

Ermes looked down at (Y/N) who was breathing hard and trying to stand while holding his gut. She sighed and helped him up by giving him somewhere to lean on

(Y/N): .... t-thank you

Ermes: yeah yeah. You owe me one

(Y/N): *chuckle* I should've..... known you weren't d-doing it..... out of the k-kindness..... of your heart

Ermes: be quiet. It's only the first day and you're almost dead

(Y/N): this will be one hell of a experience

They walked to the prison and started their unknowingly bizarre adventure

Prologue is done, I hope you liked it because I liked writing the dialog. Also read the manga first because Y/N) will miss some chapters. This story is for people who've read the manga sorry not sorry

Anyway this will most likely be a single pairing with Ermes but still not sure. In my opinion Harems don't fit in Jojo stories so yeah. Anyway I'll see y'all next time bye