Some random tales from my 7th grade science class:

We played fruit ninja up on the board a lot and I was the best in the class

We had to write a paper based on that doritos commercial where the kid builds the time machine (look it up). We had to take evidence from the video based on the kid's time traveling, and prove it in the paper. I took evidence on why he didn't time travel, since there was plenty to back up that claim (and I always think realistically). It turns out, we were supposed to write on why the kid DID time travel, and I got points taken off >:(  I'm mostly mad bc I took evidence just like I was asked to

We did an experiment where we made ice cream with a double bag of cream and salt. Except my table kept fooling around, drinking the milk and playing with the salt, stuff like that. There was only me and one other kid who were actually trying to work. Two out of six groups failed the experiment, and guess who was one of them. I lost ice cream to those kids :(

We used the same double-bag method to freeze orange juice into a slushy. The bag broke and I got salt into a paper cut. My finger turned white and stung for twenty minutes straight

I lent my chromebook to some kid at my table for 5 minutes and he downloaded a dozen pictures of grandmas without my knowledge

My group was arguing over how many body parts we could lose while still staying alive. I asked my teacher and he said we couldn't lose all four limbs because "how are you supposed to take care of yourself". Nah man you misunderstood the meaning and lost an argument for me

My friend and I were being dumb and crossing our eyes as far as they could go. The teacher started talking and I looked up and forgot to uncross my eyes for a few seconds. Later that class I was asked very firmly "ashley why were you doing that with your eyes" and I almost cried bc I was scared of coming off as rude

On the first day of school the teacher showed us how there was a glass ball and a hammer in the cabinets in case an intruder came in and everyone was like 0_0

We wore pajamas to school right before winter break. I jokingly called a girl "pizza pants" because her pants had graphics of pizza slices on it and she couldn't stop giggling for the rest of the class

A group of girls were crying and fighting over what the Happier music video was about (they were all in the previous class with me and had been bawling about it there too), and the teacher was trying unsuccessfully to explain that MVs usually aren't related to the song