Raven: Well hello there b***hes. Oh, I'm sorry, do I seem mad to you? Good, BECAUSE I AM!

Why am I mad? I'll tell ya why. You guys realize what it's like to be labeled a "most favorite character" of a show or game, or a "celebrity" on the web? Probably not, since alot of you f**kers are so dirty-minded and shameful!

Yeah that's right. I'm mad because this whole deal about you "fans" drawing fanart of characters like myself that's... that's... *shivers* sexual... has just got to end! Or at least managed so that the few of us who are actually decent-minded can search the Internet in peace!

Some of you are probably thinking I'm over thinking this s**t, well newsflash I AIN'T. Lord knows this has been happening to me for years since I was first drawn up in the comic books to be what was considered "hot" back then (and apparently my old comic book self still comes off as sexy even by today's standards), but when I see it happening to my friends and fellow girls, I just... No! It just makes me cringe at the thought of what you desperate nerds and anime fans make us out to be! I can't stand it any longer! I gotta speak up about this before me and my demon half lose our minds over this!😠

And if you don't think that the fanart is that bad, either you are one of those f**kers that drew characters like myself in such a suggestive way or you just haven't seen the kind of art I'm complaining about now! You just go to Google Images right now and search for me, or Pokémon's Zinnia, or even the Tornado of Terror herself, and you scroll through the kind of trash human idiots have made us out to be! Go on, do it. Right now. Go search and see it for yourself!
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You done? What did you think? It's DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING how you weirdos have sexualized us! You can't scroll down 5 rows of pictures without seeing something hideously suggestive with us girls! (Growls loudly)

Raven(demon): IT JUST PISSES ME OFF! And it's not just us girls either! Male characters are being targeted too, but accused of being gay as H*ll on the Internet! It's unforgivable! Sure, okay, it's a "fandom" joke, but for some of these characters it's disgraceful to be put and seen in such suggestive poses! It's... It's H*ll-bent and sinful! And I ought to know; I'm Raven's demon half for crying out loud! It wouldn't surprise me if those degenerates have sexualized me too d**mmit! It's even happening to the Pokémon for God's sake!

(Growls) All the aggression aside, it's not just the sexual that's wrong and horrifying. What's all the names they have for this kind of art? Let's see now: lewd, Rule 34, vore, f**king inflation- the list goes on! It's insane just to see how dirty you humans can be! Even my own father would be appalled by how you have made us up to be! WHAT'S SO HOT ABOUT A WOMAN LOOKING LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO BLOW UP!?!?

Raven: (panting) And good God... the bondage and kinky s**t too... It's just got to stop d**mmit. Especially when it comes to characters who wouldn't even possibility consider the kind of bulls**t you people have drawn us doing! The day I agree to that handcuffing is the day both me AND my demon have lost our minds.

*sigh* Look... I get that we look nice and cute and all to alot of you. It's one of the main things that makes us characters so popular after all. I've accepted that some of you nerds have developed cruches and even hard-ons for some of us. But God, do you realize what it feels like to see someone draw you up like some thirsty slut? Would you like to see you suggestively and practically naked for all the world to see right there on Google or whatever?

If you said "H*ll no", then you have reaffirmed my belief that I'm not the only decent human left. If you didn't, then get the f**k off of here right now b***h. You're the exact kind of scum we here don't want to hang around with.

And hey, for the record, I have... reluctantly mind you... a-accepted that some of you think of some of us characters as "gay" or "bi" or whatever. I accept that. After all, people have been "shipping" me with Starfire and Jinx for years now, and I can't stop that no matter how much I deny it. So sorry I'm a straight woman f**kers. H *ll, I'm pretty sure some of my friends are gay- *cough* Joshua *cough*- so if you're into THAT kinda thing, I guess it's alright.

Everything else I've mentioned, TAKE THAT S**T SOMEWHERE ELSE! Can't you just make an entire website dedicated to that kind of fanart, if you're really that into it!? Wouldn't surprise me if they already have somewhere in the dark depths of the Internet. Let those of us who actually want to keep what little of our innocence is left fangirl and fanboy in peace, knowing that we don't have to look at the kind of garbage some of you make of characters like me.

*sigh* But hey, not like this rant of mine will do anything about it. Even if something was done about it, something would likely slip through the cracks. And the animators of One Punch Man kinda deserve some shame after giving Tots those "panty shots" of her. Jeez, I don't see how she stands it. 😖

And for God's sake QUIT IT WITH THE POKEMON TOO! THAT'S BEASTIALITY YOU DUMBA**ES! I'm no expert, but isn't that one of the things that made Sonic-06 so bad? Just stop it already. 😡 I don't want my little Marshadow getting roped up in that. Figuratively AND literally.

Anyway, hope that got through to some of you people. Sorry I'm in such a rotten mood, but getting traumatized by all the "skin exposure" can do horrible things to a gal. Have a blessed day. 😑

Raven(demon): (chuckles) And I hope we shamed you nasty suckers real throughly!😈 FOR SHAAAME! Have a blaeesed day indeed! (Cackles maniacally)