brain: let's actually do something productive, like, ya'know, draw like you said you would

me:

me: i

me: i just ate an entire bag of salt & malt vinegar chips and drank two bottles of soda

me: i'd say that's pretty productive

brain:

brain:

brain: you've literally done nothing but go out to the store today

brain: you lied about doing your schoolwork because you're exhausted and don't want to get off your useless ass and do it

me: ha ha i am pretty useless aren't i

brain: yeah you are don't be worthless and do things

me: