Albuquerque, NM

"Hey, can't talk right now, I'm kind of banging the receptionist." Percy muttered into the telephone. He instantly hung up the call.
"Yo, what the fuck?" Khalid exclaimed. The man had no decency, especially now, when he was sad, single, and freshly broken up with. This whole Route 66 road trip only happened because the farther from Boston they were, the easier it was for Percy to get over his ex. The four of them had been planning this road trip since sophomore year of high school, the year all of them got their driving licenses a month apart.
Khalid frantically texted Percy as he walked back to the hotel room, hoping to God that he was wearing a condom. He opened the door, and Micah and Scott were staring out of the window, for some strange reason.
"Why are you guys staring out of the window?" Khalid asked, worried that there was a robbery going on or something worse.
"Dude, Percy is getting it ON right now with the hot receptionist!" Micah exclaimed.
"Where?" If Percy was where Khalid thinks he would be, Lord knows he'd be in so much pain the next morning.
"In the chick's car, dude! That blue Ford parked, like, directly under us!" Scott blurted out.
"Jesus, Percy!" Khalid shook his head and put his face in his hands.
"Dude, he'll be okay,its all good." Micah assured.
"How do we know he's not being tied up and knocked out with chloroform right now! The car shaking could be him struggling to get the fuck out!" Khalid panicked: if he lost his best friend since childhood in New Mexico, he would never live that down.
"Dude, Khalid, chill out, he's fine. He just sent me a snap of him smoking his IQOS in the hot receptionist's car." Scott reassured him, and he slumped in relief
"Oh thank God." Khalid let out a sigh of relief. "If the son of a bitch pulls some shit like this again, he's not gonna hear the end of it."
"Let's all hope he wore protection," Micah chuckled.
A few minutes later, Percy stumbled back into the room, sweaty, with an aura of 'I just got laid'.
"So..." Micah nudged Percy on the shoulder, "How was it?"
Percy grinned happily, "Let's just say she was better than I expected. And you know, my expectations are higher than Snoop Dogg."
"GodDAMN!" Micah shouted, a little too loudly.
"I'm gonna hop in the shower, all that action made me a bit sweaty." Percy smirked and winked simultaneously as he closed the bathroom door.
"Well, now that we know he's safe, I guess we can relax until we have to find a place for dinner," Khalid wondered out loud. "Who's up for IHOP?"
Percy cheerfully yelled a 'hell yeah' from the bathroom, Micah put his thumbs up, and Scott mumbled a 'yeah sure'. Khalid called up the closest IHOP, asked if they were open 24/7, and collapsed on the bed for a quick power nap.