Club: Storytellers' Saloon

Collection : lyttlejoe's Busted Gulch

Subject : Wild - west / Collab

Date of Submission : March 2016

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The saloon doors swung open,

Lean swayed out.

 "Howdy, friends!

Sry for interr-up -ting, yea.

But did yea see my h-orse?

It's nnot there!

Maybe it's alreaddy run 'way

When 'earin' yea talk 'bout fight?

It's really like a bunny, yea know?

And takes eazly flight.

Ha, Ha!

Huh?

Whazzup?

Why those zerious f-aces?

She looked around.

From Ruechari, To O' Boyle,

To Dakota Kid, Wild Bill, Three Gun.

Oh, I see!

Wanna have a drink

For refreshment, first?"

She winked,

Then turned around,

entered the saloon

And shouted:

"Beer for my friends out there!"

The Salooners shook their heads.