Ever since Tequila was a kid she was bat shit crazy.She would hiss at people for no reason and poke little kids with a broomstick saying"GONNA GET YA".So as you could guess she had loads of friends because weird people are the best and being normal is just boring.

One day she ran into her room to grab her broomstick to see a tiny figure flying around her room saying " WHERES THE GOD DAMN SQUIRREL"When she looked at the potato she instantly knew they would be best friends

"Helo Mr potato im tequila wanna be friends"

"First of all bitch im a Mrs not a Mr learn your potato genders sheesh"she snapped

oh sorry 

"Well im sorry to tell you but um since you have seen me you are going to get chased by some guys that want me and they'll probably murder so yaa sorry bout that one and your family are probably gona die too"

"ehh its OK i never liked my family anyways they are way too taller than me"

And that is where there adventures only began