Hi! I'm Guy Smiley, and welcome to another episode of the Blame Game! The show where contestants have to face up to their past misdeeds.

For those of you who haven't seen the show before - where have you been?

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Seriously, folks. The rules are simple. Each contestant is confronted with something they did in the past. They have to decide whether they will pass the buck or - ?

TAKE THE BLAME!

If they pass the buck, then somebody else takes the fall. But, if they take the blame, our studio audience gets to decide what happens.

So - let's meet our first contestant!