A.N: THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL PART OF THE STORY, ITS JUST SOMETHING FUN I WANTED TO WRITE ON A WHIM)
The song is kinda part of the story.

ENJOY!

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From the first syllable she captured the room. Those poor sods drenched in the drink stopped their slurred murmurings, watching her with wide eyes. Glinting rubies, her lips parted, and out spilled a siren song that washed over their ears like sensual, lapping waves.

Hands on her hips, she swayed as she sang, the sashaying rhythm drawing their eyes in like a bee to honey. The meaning of her words eluded them, but the feeling they excluded made the atmosphere heavy.

Coy, her eyes ran over the inebriated faces slumped around the room, the corner of her painted lips twisting upwards at how enraptured they were. One face in particular almost prompted a laugh- a sound she melded in to the melody. She smiled endearingly as she sang, red lips framing her dazzling white teeth.

That man in the corner was almost slack-jawed, clutching his glass with a blanched hand. Hair like molten chocolate and curled to perfection, she pulled it behind her shoulder, exposing the light caramel skin of her neck. The light spattering of freckles across her cheeks and nose was illuminated by the bright lights.

As her song neared its end, her audience was as captivated as when it began, following the movements of her lips with the devotion of worshipper kneeling before their Lord.
With her last note, she was met with roaring applause. Even that man in the corner clapped with the rest.

She bowed once, smiling and smiling and smiling.
She bowed twice, staring at that man in the corner.

She bowed thrice, and pulled off the wig.

Silence.

Well, silence...apart from Jason in the corner, spitting out his drink.

"How's that for Master of Disguise Todd?" Damian chuckled.

A.N:

I just got the idea listening to the song, like, an hour ago. I had to write it down. I had to.
Do you guys like the idea of occasional little bonus chapters? If so, what ideas have you got? I'd be happy to hear them.

Anywho, stay fabulous my darlings! Mwah!

-Bats