Thanks due to a previous chapter I have developed a craving for a raspberry-lemon moofin. It has no relation whatsoever except for lemon. I'd ask if I've lost it but I did awhile ago. Is it just me or did annnyyoonneee else get a craving???

POV: Scar

Scar laughed manically. (Okok, we're gettin off with a good start hereeee....)

He rubbed his hands together as the liquid fell in drops to the floor. Jellie sat there watching this play out. Scar laughed and cackled.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE DONE IT!!! A CRIME SO VILE THAT NOBODY WILL FORGIVE ME!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NOW! JUST TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE OF MY CRIMES AND I SHAN'T BE PUNISHED!"

Jellie walked over and bit part of the cake.

"Jellie! Nono baby! If you want a cake I'll make one just for you! This one is meant for ConCorp baby girl! It's not perfect enough for you!"

He picked her up like a baby and cuddled her, and started speaking in a baby voice.

"Awww, but nothing is perfect enough for you, cuz YOUR perfect!"

She smiled, swatted his nose, then stood with her hind legs on his arms and licked his face. He smiled and laughed. "Okok! I'm sorry! I've not told you the hourly 50 times that you're perfect and I love you!! Because you ARE perfect and I love you!!"

The cat jumped from his arms, sat on the counter, and listened as she was showered with compliments and hugs and kisses from her human.

Scar looked at her and smiled. "Now, I need to replace all of the cakes with this..... special.... one.."

He smiled, and filled up a water balloon. He set it down on the counter, and removed the top of the triple layered cake. He made sure each layer a solid 2 inches high, with the first layer was the biggest, the rest of the layers progressively getting smaller, similar style to a wedding cake. He had made a red velvet/lemon-raspberry/vanilla cake, with the sides a light, baby blue color, and the excess edges of all layers having white frosting-styles swirls..

He took a knife and cut a hole into the center. Then he put in a spatula, and pulled the second and third middle sections out. He set the cake insides down on a tray. It was still edible even if it was disassembled! He looked to the water balloon and reached for it, but the kitty beat him to it.

Jellie leaped over and swatted the balloon off the counter. She jumped down after it right as it exploded, showering her with water, and getting some on Scar. She hissed, and jumped up, latching her claws onto the side of her owner. "Ack! Aye! Oww! Jellie! Baby! Why'd ya do that????" The cat looked at him. "Ohh it's alright! I can't stay-" He pried her off him and held her out- "mad at chu forever! Not with that adorable face a least!" The cat licked his nose and he set her down. "Let's try that again shall we?" He grabbed another balloon, and filled it with water, this time, not setting it down. he carefully placed it inside the cake, and set the top layer back on. He smiled, and looked at Jellie. She continued staring at the cake insides, licking her lips. He laughed and put on the finishing touch- the ConCorp logo.

Taking a step back, he beamed with joy. It was sad, almost, that something this good looking had to go away...... Jellie walked over. "Hey girlie! Like the cake?" The cat meowed and sat next to the inside part he had to take out. "Jellie! Your a genius! This is why I need you here! I mean also was hoping your perfectness would rub off..... but then that'd be too much perfect in a room!"

He smiled, pet the cat, took a HUGE bite out of the cake insides he set aside. "MMMM!!" He smiled as the flavors crashed, practically melting in his mouth. Jellie came over and licked up the frosting bits and crumbs that made their way onto the counter. The human smiled and picked up the cat. "Ready to prank Cub? Yeah I think so!" The cat climbed over him and curled up around his neck. Scar smiled, picked up the cake, and carefully made his way to ConCorp. He set the cake down on the table and messaged Cub.

CUB

Heyyy Cub!!!

"Hey Scar!! What's up?"

"Nothin! Just wondering if you could meet me at ConCorp?"

"Uhm why...?"

"Me and Jellie made a cake!"

"Oh! Ok! It's not gonna explode is it?"

"Uhh"

"Nope! Just a cake!"

"Uh huh, ok.."

"Well uhm it's on the table!"

"Ok, I'll be there"

"Ok, uhm I may not be there because Jellie needs food!"

"Bye Cub!"

Scar quickly turned off his phone. "I feel like I'm forgettin somethin...." He looked at Jellie. "ACK! THE SHULKER BOXES!!" He immediately turned around and flew back to the shop, thankful that he could fly this time. He hurriedly went in and grabbed the boxes. He rushed out but quickly realized that he couldn't fly with all of them and Jellie too. He sighed and quickly started towards a random direction.

Barely a few minuets into his walk Jellie jumped, throwing off the balance. "Ack! Jellie!" He started moving left to right, trying to keep the boxes from falling.

He made it a few more steps before a voice caught him off guard. "Heyyyyyaaa Scar!"

He jumped, his eyes wide, he saw it was Stress. "O-oh uhm h-hey Stress....!"

She looked at him. "Everyin' alright with ya?"

He forced a smile, worrying that Stress would tell on him to Cub if she found out, or worse, if Cub was near and was gonna get revenge. He looked around . "Oh uhm... y-yeah everything's allll righty-o here! Y-yep nothin' to be worryin' bout!"

"Ya sure? Ya look like there's something goin' on..."

"Oh my gosh!! Did stress know???!!! Oh no this wasn't gooodddd!!!" Thoughts rushed through his mind as he tried to answer.

"I- UH..!!!!!!!" She looked at him.

"Sorry, won't push ya!" She offered a smile, which relieved him more than ever..

"O-oh your fine Stress I was uh just moving all these boxes shulkers... wait no! Shulker boxes! Eh heh..heh.....heh... yeah.."

She smiled. "Oh! Lemme help ya out there then!" Scar felt some of the weight go as she grabbed half of the boxes.

He looked at her. "Oh n-no you don't have uhm too! I-I'm all good really!"

She smiled. "Nope! It's fine! Where too?"

He thought for a moment. "Uhm Cherry I suppose.......?"

She smiled and matched his previous pace. "Cherry- straw- lemon- berry it is then!"

He nervously smiled, still on edge. She looked at him and said the last thing he wanted to hear. "Ok, I can't take itttt!! What're you hiding Scar??"

His eyes went wide, as he felt a cold sweat run down his neck. "W-what do you know?!"

She froze, so he froze. She looked at him. He could practically feel the blood drain from his face. "W-well of course I-I know....! I-I'm the one who did it....?!?"

She gawked at him, speechless.

He looked down, then at her, then down again. "H-how do you know about it...??!"

She looked at him. "Xisuma and Mumbo! I overheard them talking about it!"

He dropped the shulker boxes out of shock. They weren't supposed to know!! How did they know?! Who said something?!?!?! Oh Cub was definitely after him right now!!!. "T-they know?! T-they can't know! Then he's gonna find out and he's gonna be so mad at meeee!!!"

The girls eyes went wide and she dropped the box to, eggs and TNT and redstone spilled from both. "Well why did you do it in the first place then?....!...?..!!"

Guiltily, he looked down, fear coming over him. "I-I did ok?? I just did and he's gonna be soooo mad at me!"

"Well of course he is Scar! Why on earth would you do that to a man?"

"I-I thought it'd be funny ok?! And I didn't do it alone either! I had my partner in crime too!...?"

"Ohhh so now I'm taking it you and Iskall are gonna have to kill me too now."

He looked at her, completely taken by surprise. What was she even talking about?! Iskall is a good guy!! Why would he ever do such a ting as that!?!?!?!? Or for the matter why would he?!?!?!?!"WHAT?! NONONONONO!! STRESS! WHAT THE HECK?!?! NONO I'D NEVER!! WHAT'RE YOU EVEN SPEAKING OF???!!!"

She looked at him, completely taken off guard. "WAAAIIITT WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT??"

He looked at her, and came up with an idea. "On three, we'll both say what were thinking ok??"

She looked skeptical, but agreed. "Ok...."

"Ok. 3.....2.....1!"

Stress yelled out, "Iskall killing Mumbo or Xisuma purposefully!"

He blurted out, "Pranking ConCorp with old cakes with the help of Jellie!"

They looked at eachother. Scar blinked. Stress blinked. Yeah he hasn't expected that..! "UHM..." "UHH..." "Iskall did what now??" She looked at him. "Uhhhhmmmm I overheard Mumbo and X talking...., apparently Iskall killed on of them, but when I called Iskall he said he'd been lost all day...." He looked at her. "Well uhm....." She half smiled. "yep..."

He did the oddest thing. He laughed. Stress then laughed to "Is it bad it's kinda funny???" "N-no-nooo-ooo-ope!!" They both laughed at the oddly surprising.... stupidity, weirdness, random, uncalled for shenanigans for awhile.

"O-ok.... I really should get these back to Cherry though... Can't have Cub seeing the evidence now can we?" She smiled and laughed. "What evidence? I haven't even seen Scar today!" He looked at her confused, taking a moment to realize that she was saying that she wouldn't tell anyone anything. "What do you me- oohhh thx yep!" She smiled and winked, he laughed.

They both gathered up the boxes and walked towards the shop

"Guess what?"

He smiled, hearing this one before. "Not a chicken butt!"

Stress laughed. "No silly! Guess!!"

He smiled. "Okok! Uhm somebody breathed!"

She laughed. "I mean yes but not what I was gonna say! I was gonna tell you what Xisuma's excuse for having to hang up was!"

He thought for a second. "Well asides from my amazing and faboulstic guess, a glitch...?"

She smiled. "No. The cows. Needed. sHeARInG!"

He processed that. Then he completely lost it. "OH. MY. GOSH. REALLY?!"

"Y-YES!! THEN I USED THE EXCUSE TOO!!!"

"OH! MY! GOSH! STRESS!! HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"I DUNNO!!! I JUST DID!!"

They both laughed.

"Guess what Jellie did to the water balloon!"

"Ok so because I have a brain I've learned not to guess when I'm asked to guess when it comes to you guys. Especially with water balloons. I learned THAT one the hard way."

They both laughed, having flashbacks to a previous moment in life. Grian had all the hermits gathered up and asked them to guess what he did with a water balloon. The majority answer was "Throw it" or "Get us all wet." And so Grian replied "Well well well then! If that's what thou wish then that's what thou get!" He then pressed a button, and a huuugggeee water balloon appeared overhead, hanging from a net. He smiled an held up a needle, popping the balloon. it exploded. EVERYWHERE. Soaking EVERYONE. Yeah.... revenge was declared that day.... that whole week was pretty scary....

Scar smiled and shook his head. "Nono! Really! Guess!"

Stress smiled, clearly having thought of the memory too. "Fine! Fine! Uhhh she ate it...?"

He smiled. "Nope. Swatted it off the counter and it exploded. She got soaked and my side got ruined!"

They both laughed, and continued telling stories and jokes the whole way there.

(Word Count: 2085)

(OKOKOKOKOKOKOK!!! IM CRINGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW SO I'M JUST STARTING THIS CHAPTER AND SCROLL UP THE THE TITLE. MY MOM COMES DOWN, LOOKS AT IT, AND WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT GOES:

"I'M SORRY A WHAT-TPAD NOW?" IM SORRY ITS JUST-

(ALSO!!! So important news update I won't be killing Jellie due to well..... y'all are........ very protective of her..... heh uhm and I wish to KEEP my life.... so I swear I'm not killing Jellie! But what if the cake crumbs got her really sic-)