*Okay, so for the many of you who don't know, some of the Barbie movies have fake bloopers during the credits. Like in Toy Story 2. So I decided to do the bloopers, as well, since Princess and The Pauper had bloopers as well. However, I'm not only using the P&P bloopers, I'm also using a few from other Barbie movies, and some of my own. So here's a code for you.

If it's from the movie, it will be in -------

If it's from a different movie, it will be in =====

If it's my own, it will be in +++++

So have fun with this dorky bonus chapter! And by the way, I added one extra joke. "Behind the scenes," JASON played the voice of Skip.*

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Director: Okay, Chapter 13, Skip stunt double test take one. Action!

(Herve kicks back. The cat flies over the cabin.)

(Skip looks up.)

Jason: Oh jeez.

*Time Skip*

Director: Chapter 13, Skip stunt double test take two. And.... Action!

(Herve kicks back. The stunt cat flies into a wall.)

Jason: Are you guys sure this is a good idea?

Director: CUT!

*Time skip*

Director: Okay, Chapter 13, Skip stunt double test take 6. Action!

(Herve kicks back. The stunt cat flies through the window.)

Stephanie: (Off-screen) Ow!

Director: Okay. Let's bring in Skip. Jason, be ready to do the lines.

Jason: When I said "I'm up for anything to do this role" I didn't mean this. 

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Director: Chapter 21, Music, and... action!

Cristina: Wait a second... are you trying to-

(Skip falls into the bath.)

Cristina: Gah, Skip!

Director: (Laughing) Cut, cut, cut! Okay, can I get a hairdryer over here?

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Director: Chapter 19, take one. Action!

(Preminger rips the sheets off the bed. Mark is not underneath them.)

Director: Cut! Where's Mark!?

(Jack points off-screen. The camera turns to Mark, listening to music and totally ignorant of everything around him.)

Director: (laughing) Can someone get him, please?

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Nate: Hey, catering brought cupcakes!

Matt: How many are left?

Nate: Only two. 

Matt: Gimme one.

(Nate hands Matt a cupcake.)

(The horse playing Herve eats it right out of Nate's hand before he can bite it.)

Nate: Hey!

(Matt messily shoves the cupcake into his mouth before Nate can steal his.)

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Director: Chapter 24, Back to the Mines. Okay Steph, when you walk in, make sure that you immediately see Matt. Act quickly on your impulses; remember, he's the thing you love most in the world.

Stephanie: (Outside the door) Got it. 

Martin (Preminger): (Also outside) Guys, do you want me to be paying attention to Steph, or Matt?

Director: We'll try both ways. Try looking at Matt as soon as you come in, and then when Stephanie comes in with her line-

Martin: -look at her. Okay. I got it. 

Director: Okay, action!

(The door flings open with Martin holding Steph's arm tightly. She looks directly at Matt.) 

Stephanie: Matthew- PFFT!

Martin: Wait, what- oH My GoD!

(Both start hysterically laughing.) 

Director: What's going on there?!

(Matt turns to the camera crew, revealing a big red clown nose.)

Matt: I don't know, they just started laughing. 

(Steph throws a Styrofoam rock at Matt's head, still laughing.)

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Director: Okay, filming Skip coming down the chimney, and action!

(Skip falls directly onto the cameraperson and the camera)

Director: Cut! Chris, are you alright?

Chris: Yeah, I'm fine. Just... get the cat off the camera.

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Martin: And mine is MartinShorty at gmail.com. 

Matt: Got it. I'll make sure not to throw out the napkin. 

Director: Roll camera!

(Mark quickly shoves a bag over Matt's head. Matt starts freaking out while Martin jumps back in shock.)

Director: Mark, Mark, Mark, Stop! 

(Mark freezes up while Matt gets out of the bag.)

Director: Wait for action, please.

Mark: Oh. Sorry, Matt. 

Martin: You okay? 

Matt: Welcome to the game is coming back to me. 

Martin: Wait, what?

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Nate: There's something about you. Honest, no preten-

(Cristina's phone rings)

Cristina: Oh, that's me! Sorry!

(Christina turns it off)

Cristina: How romantic, right?

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Director: Mine cart scene, take 15. Action!

(Only Jack jumps into the cart while Mark runs past it. Jack's head pops up like a whack-a-mole, very confused.)

Director: Mark, you're supposed to jump into the cart.

Mark: Sorry! 

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Matt: Slowly turn the head from side to side.

(Once Cristina's head starts moving on it's own, Matt backs away dancing. Christina laughs hysterically.) 

Director: Matt! 

(Matt is now failing at doing the worm.)

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Nate: If the princess agrees to sing with me.

Cristina: Sing with you... OH MY GOD. 

(Nate starts dancing. Offscreen, Matt is heard laughing hysterically.)

Director: Matt, you are a terrible influence!

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Martin: How sad they'll be to find that you've died in a terrible accident.

Matt: They'll never stop looking for the- oop, the rope fell off. 

(Steph and Martin start laughing.) 

Matt: Wow, you have terrible henchmen. I could have gotten out of this a while back!

*Time Skip*

Martin: How sad they'll be to-

Matt: Annnnd, they're off.

Steph: Oh my god. 

Director: Okay guys, can we tie those a bit tighter?

*Time Skip*

Martin: We good? Matt, can you get out?

(Matt struggles.) 

Matt: I think we got it this time.

Martin: Okay. How sad they'll be to find that you've died-

Matt: Oh come on. 

Steph: Did they fall off again?

Matt: No, they snapped!

(Martin hits his head against a wall.) 

*Time Skip*

Martin: Oh I think they will... when I show them this. (Evil laugh.)

(Martin closes the door behind him. Steph tries to undo Matthew's ropes.) 

Steph: I can't get them off. 

Director: Cut! Are you serious?!

(Matt starts struggling again.) 

Matt: They're stuck. 

Director: Okay, someone help cut those off, Martin, we're going to do the scene again!

Martin: (Off-screen) 12 years of film school for this?!

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End.