It was a cold night, two nipples were meeting up on their owners saggy tittys. One nipple was talking about how before their period, they got really sore . The other nipple perked up in interest. They had never herd of such a heroic and amazing story. The other nipple hair's twirled up in interest at the other ones tightness. The nipples soon we're getting cold without having eachother to warm them. 

The right nipple scooted closer to the left nipple trying to warm them up. The right one curled up and suddenly yelled "YEEET".

The left nipple has no time to react as it was ripped off of its owner. The left nipple screamed in agony and they watched blood pore out of them. The right nipple stared at the left nipple with a crazed smile. The left nipple for yeeted to the back of the bus. Rosa parks was waiting for their arrival, she was sippin' on some lean.

"I got that good kush want me to book you up my man, you look pretty fucked up lmao." Rosa said in her deep brooding voice.

"Yeah that would be grEat".

Rosa handed her that good shit.

The right nipple sighed, they were dissatisfied with their work. They wanted to do more to the left nipple. The right nipple wanted to squeeze and torture the left nipple.

The Left nipple looked at Rosa with an intimate look in her eyes. "Pass the fuckin weed, man." Rosa pulled out a glock. "Pay up first you pointy dick."

The left nipple panicked. She didn't have any money. Her hair started to tingle. She has never been in this kind of situation before, she looked up with fear in her eyes.

"Pay the fuck up you sweaty back roll" Rosa continued to point the glock at the left nipples head.

The left nipple looked at the bus window and booked it, she flew as fast as her thick hairs could take her. She ended up at a small coffee shop.

The left nipple looked around nervously, she was still bleeding pretty badly from her being ripped off of her owner. Someone at the coffee shop noiteced and sent her a worried look.

She hurried over to one of the tables. She kept on getting odd looks so she left.

The left nipple was now on the side of the rode, she looked over and saw Obama. Obama was making some good ass frosted flakes with chocolate milk.

MMMMMMMMM that shit good. The little nipple walked over to the bowl of cereal and laid down next to it. Obama looked at the little nipple and caressed it with his giant ass spoon. Litteraly. That spoon was the size of a guitar. "Those hairs look absolutely scrumsious..." Obama started moaning. He picked up the nipple with his pinkie toe and placed it in his cereal.......

To be continued.....