Obama scooped up the nipple with his giant ass spoon. The nipple started to sweat and scream for her life.

"Please no, dont eat me Obama"
The nipple cried

"Oh but I'm hungry, hungry for a juicy nipple"

Obama out the soon in his mouth stretching his 96 teeth. Blood was running down his chin, "Mmmmmmm" Obama moaned out. The nipple was trying to crawl up Obama's throat.

Obama started to choke and soon spit out the nipple. The nipple ran away in terror from her near death experience.