Things Girls will relate to (T-T)


Hey guys, you can read and try to understand, But you might be confused and girl's if you wanna expose us for them, go ahead.


(clothes)

So Lemme say this.

Guys wonder why girls take so FREAKING long to change. Here guys, lemme give you a example.


Ok, I got Maths and English and all sitting classes. So I should wear something comfortable to sit in all day- WAIT SHIT THERE IS PE IN THE AFTERNOON! I gotta wear sports bra, god it's gonna dig in all day. and wear something that doesn't show armpit sweat. *goes to find THAT clothes.* Ok this works, wait shit, it's gonna be cold today. Ugh now I gotta find a sweater. 

15 minutes later 

Finally I found a sweater! *looks in mirror* OH GOD THESE CLOTHES DON'T LOOK GOOD TOGETHER AT ALL! EVERYONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME! *rushes to get diffrent clothes that find everyone all the while screaming about how everyone will hate me if I don't wear the right things* 

When you finally have the perfect outfit.

Shit im late.

Now imagine doing this every. freaking. day. 

10000 times worse with blood bitch cause you gotta find something to cover dat butt.


Summery: Girl's gotta find something that fits their schedual and any possible accidents WHILE making sure it looks good.


(fake pockets)

Pants arrive in the mail.

OMg it's the cute and comfy pants I ordered a week ago! I've been waiting for YOUUU.

*trys them on.* OMG THEY SO COMFY!!

*wears the next day* 

*tries to put something in pocket* 

Pat pat.

*eyes widen with the realization*

Shit their fake pockets.


(gamer girl's lives matter!!!!)

So to all my fellow gamer girls.

*inhales*

Those guys are jerks. Just because you are a girl doesn't mean you play worse than them. It's like the moment they know we are girls they act either too friendly, or too rude.

Like lemme tell you something, how do you think we manage our anger without literally fighting to the death.

We don't play dress up ariel to distract ourselves from the girl who stole our mans.

No, we go on those "violent games" and kill as many people as we want. WE DON'T NEED YOUR BS ON TOP OF IT.



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