My brother: *spills milk* 

Me: no, no, no don't do it, no no no.

My brother: *on the brim of tears*

Me: NO NO NO NO NO-

My bro: *crys*

Me: ughhhhhhhhhhh now I know it's gonna be a bad day.

Also me: *spills coffee* 

Me: GODDAMN- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: *starts crying about it*

The milk and my bro: bruh-

Nobody, not a single soul:

My coffee: splat