DOING IT IS NOT A SIN!


So y'all know how fucking is a sin blah blah blah.

But I have come to the conclusion. That fucking, is not in fact. A sin.

In fact. It is a blessing in disguise.

Though I speak from virgin's point of view 

My dirty side of my mind and my night thinking side of my mind have joined forces and given me this.

Welcome to my ted talk.

So you know how all the religions say that having s3x is a freaking sin.

Well!

We live with the sole purpose to reproduce. 

So wait.

In order to reproduce you need to fuck, and if fucking is needed to reproduce and reproduction is the sole purpose of living.

Then how is it a sin?

Well, it isn't.

So this got me thinking. Wait so if it isn't a sin. Doesn't that mean we won't go to hell for you know, smut reading and all that.

But in fact, heaven.

(tbh I belive in Valhalla more, we all living in a active battle field)

So people. You no longer need to feel guilty for having a dirty mind! You are not sinning you are only following orders from above.

Also yes, the nuns are sinning.

Anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

Kat, out.

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