1: Baguettes       

Baguettes are edible, delicious, and long like a bat, and almost as hard.

2:    knitting needles

Alright for knitters. Bring your current knitting project and the needles are important. As all knitters know, those needles hurt like the devil when you accidently stab yourself, and best of all nobody will bat an eye at a innocent knitter

3: Book.

Heavy, accessible, and  best of all, not sus.

4: long purse

Stuff it with stuff and swinging it around is a big, pain in the face. Mostly for girls because it usually goes well with outfits. problem is that it's kinda heavy amiright.

I hope this is good if you have any ideas or questions feel free to ask. stay safe!