Both Dipper and Bill were asleep in the same bed. It was about three in the morning when Dipper suddenly woke up. He was about six months in his pregnancy.

"Bill get up. I want food." Dipper said shaking Bill. Bill mumbled something that Dipper didn't understand. That made Dipper mad for some reason he did not know. "Bill! I want food!" He whinned.

Bill had no response to that so Dipper did what he thought would work to wake him up. He shoved Bill off the bed onto the floor.

When Bill hit the floor he woke up and glared at Dipper. "What the hell was that for?" He asked.

"To get you up so you can get me some food." Dipper said smiling at him.

Bill just look at Dipper for a minute trying to figure out of he was serious or not. Once he did figure it out he asked, "Fine, what do you want me to get you?"

"Hmmm... How about some mint chip ice cream with cherries, strawburry syup, and jalapenos on top." Dipper said.

"Is that all you would like?" Bill asked.

"Anne some water too please." Dipper said.

"Alright. I'll be right back in a little bit." Bill said getting up and walking out.

He was just about done making Dipper food when he heard a noise at the door. He opened it and saw nothing there so he shut it. He went back to Dipper's food and finished it and brought it up to him. He had a shock when he walked in. Dipper was on the bed petting a cat. The cat wasn't small either. If Bill had to guess it would be a maine coon because of its size.

"Look at what came in here. I am keeping it." Dipper said petting the cat's head.

"You are going to have to talk to Sixer and Fez about that one. Here is your ice cream by the way." Bill said handing him the bowl.

"Yay! Thank you so much!" Dipper said digging in. He was glad that Mabel was at Pacifica's house. His grunkles were suck deep sleepers he didn't have to worry about walking them up.

"What are you going to call the cat? It does need a name." Bill said as he watched it.

"I don't know. Probably Rebecca if she is a girl or Elijah if he is a boy." Dipper said.

"Well we can take it to the vet tomorrow and get it checked out also get the shots done." Bill said as he sat back down on the bed.

Dipper finished his food quickly and put the bowl on the night stand next to him. "I am going to sleep. If you need me then wake me up. Don't wake me up unless it is the end of the world. Also you can't cause it." Dipper said as he got comfortable.

"Alright. I won't wake you up then." Bill said as he tried to lay down but the cat got in his way.

Dipper was already asleep so he wouldn't know if Bill moved the cat to the other bed. Bill moved the car and went to sleep with his Pinetree.

~~Time Skip Because of Sleep~~

The next morning when Bill woke up he had weight on his chest. He knew it wasn't Dipper. To light to be him. He slowly opened his eyes and saw the big orange cat laying on him and Dipper. He slipped out from underneath them and went downstairs to make breakfast for him and Dipper.

Dipper finally walked down the stairs with the big orange cat following him. "What are doing with the cat?" Bill asked.

"First we are going to make sure we are out of the house before Mabel gets here or she will not let us leave with the cat. Then we are going to take it to the vet to make sure it is healthy. I have no clue what to do after that. We might keep it. Might not." Dipper said.

"Alright we should leave before Sixer or Fez gets up also. I don't think they like cats." Bill said as he smiled.

"Bill what do you know that I don't know?" Dipper asked.

"Oh nothing. I was just thinking what would happen to fluffy here if your uncles found out." Bill said putting a plate of food in front of Dipper.

"We are leaving now then. We can pick up some food on the way." Dipper said grabbing a coat.

"No. You will sit down here and eat. I will turn the cat invisible while we are here." Bill said as he snapped his fingers and the cat was gone.

Dipper sat down and said, "The cat better be here still or else you are in trouble."

"I'm home!" Mabel yelled as she walked in the shack.

"We are in the kitchen Mabs." Dipper said answering her.

She came running into the kitchen and plopped down on a random chair, "So bro bro what are you and the dorito up to today?" She asked looking around the kitchen.

"Nothing much. Just going out to town." Dipper said as he finished his food. He wanted to get the extra animal out of the shack.

"Are you sure you are going to be alright walking around? I know you get tired faster." Mabel said.

"Yes I will be fine. If I get to tired I'll have Bill take me back home." Dipper said.

"You better Sir Dippin' Sauce. I am trusting you not to over work yourself." Mabel said.

"Alright Mabs. I won't. We'll be back later. Come on let's go Bill. Make sure you have everything." Dipper said walking to the door.

"Okay I am coming." Bill said following him.

"Also make sure you take the cat with you." Mabel said going to the living room giving up looking for it.

"How?! How did she know?!" Dipper asked.

"Mabel sense. Do not question her." Bill said as he turned the cat back to normal.

It followed Dipper all the way to the vet. But the second they entered the cat hissed at the veterinarian.

"You again!? Get out! I don't want the evil cat in here!" The vet said as she shoed the cat out.

"What's wrong with the cat?" Dipper asked as he picked it up out of the vet's away.

"Every single time that cat is in here he scares off one of my workers! I have lost so many workers to that cat." She said as she eyed the cat.

"So the cat is a boy? Does he have all his shots?" Dipper asked as he petted him.

"Yes and yes. Now get him out of here. He in a menace." She said.

"This cat has been nothing but sweet since we had him." Bill said.

"No he is not! He is a devil spawn!" She said.

"Fine. We are leaving. We are also taking Elijah with us." Dipper said as he walked out holding the cat sassily. Bill shrugged and walked out.

When they got home Mabel Stan and Ford were all in the living room watching tv as Dipper and Bill walked in.

"Where did the cat come from?" Ford asked.

"His name is Elijah and he is staying with us. He is my cat. If Mabel can have a pig I can have a cat." Dipper said as he sat slowly down on the couch.

"I was just asking where he came from." Ford asked.

"I thought we already had this talk. Well wh-" Stan started to say but Ford stopped him.

"Shut up! You know what I meant." Ford said.

"He walked in last night sometime. We brought him to the vet and the lady there freaked out." Dipper said petting Elijah's head. Elijah started to purr.

"Just take care of him or else he is out of here." Stan said. Elijah hissed at Stan.

"I think Elijah chooses where he goes." Bill said smirking.

"Just make sure he doesn't hurt anyone. You know what will happen." Ford said looking at him.

"Just leave him alone." Dipper said as he snugged into Bill's side. Elijah laid right in front of Dipper as if he was protecting him.

That is all I have for now. I hope you like it. It's 1379 words. I hope it makes up for not updating. Also school starts soon. Not fun but it is my last year!

Danny