Grinch created a new group

Grinch set group name to: sane line

Grinch added big brain energy

Grinch added chaos bunny

Grinch:
Hey

Chaos bunny:
OMG. YOONGI HYUNG JUST CREATED A GROUP. AND WROTE IN IT FIRST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL. LET ME GO GET MY CAMERA TO FILM THIS MONUMENTAL MOMENT.

Big brain energy:
Truly a day to go down in history.

Grinch:
...
I already regret having added JK

Big brain energy:
Why exactly did you create a new group anyway?? Why not just write in the group??

Grinch:
Because I'm about to tell you something.
And if I wrote that in the group,
every one would have freaked.
So I wanted to talk to the Sanest 2 people first,
before informing the others

Chaos bunny:
Awwww,hyung😁
You think I'm sane!

Grinch:
No i don't.
I said SANEST,meaning
you're the Sanest out of a bunch of insane idiots.

Chaos bunny:
Well,I'm still taking it as a complement.

Big brain energy:
Why haven't you added jin then?? He's clearly the Sanest right after me.

Grinch:
Well,If you're talking about the jin who throws slippers,
chases after us with his spatula,
and can't sleep without hugging his mirrors,
then I'd like to strongly disagree.

Big brain energy:
...
You have a point.

Chaos bunny:
Seems like it will just be the three of us then. So yoongi hyung, what is it that you need our sanity for?

Grinch:
I think....

Big brain energy:
You think?

Chaos bunny:
He thinks
*drums emoji*

Grinch:
I think I might be dying.

Big brain energy:
*face palms* clearly you've lost all your sanity now.

Chaos bunny:
Omg what?? Why would you think that?😱

Grinch:
Because I'm feeling very sick.

Chaos bunny:
Oh no. Hyung if I annoyed you too much by calling you a cat or spilling banana milk on your bed. Then I'm truly,madly,deeply sorry. I didnot mean for my behavior to give you a heart disease or something 😔

Grinch:
YOU SPILLED BANANA MILK
ON MY BED YOU MORON??

Chaos bunny:
Oh,you hadn't noticed yet? Well,In that case...no I didnot😊

Big brain energy:
Wow,well saved👍

Grinch:
I'm going to end you.

Chaos bunny:
Okay,maybe do that some other day. Bc right now we need to focus on other things. LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DYING!!

Big brain energy:
You need to calm down. I'm like 99% sure that yoongs isn't dying.

Chaos bunny:
That's 1% too little!

Big brain energy:
What even makes you think you're sick yoongs?

Grinch:
Well my stomach is feeling all weird.

Big brain energy:
Maybe you caught the stomach flue?

Grinch:
Nah,that's not it. I've had that before but this feels different

Big brain energy:
How?

Grinch:
Idk. Like something is causing trouble in my stomach.
Like a tiny little jungkook being
trapped in there,running round and slamming against the walls.

Big brain energy:
Ummmm okay..... I think you have been watching ATTACK ON TITAN a bit too much.

Chaos bunny:
Is this your fantasy? Shrinking me down and eating me to pay for all the trouble I've caused you?

Grinch:
No. My fantasy is shrinking you down,
stepping on you, and peeling your
smushed body of my boot like chewing gun.

Big brain energy:
Sh!t got dark real fast. You're officially no longer allowed to watch attack on titan.

Grinch:
I won't be living for much longer anyways,
so it's not like that'll do much damage.

Big brain energy:
You are not dying idiot.

Chaos bunny:
Are there any other symptoms hyung?

Grinch:
Yeah. Today after breakfast my heart
was feeling all heavy.
Like it wanted to tear me down to the ground.

Chaos bunny:
OMG WHAT IF IT IS A HEART ATTACK?? WE MUST GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP.

Big brain energy:
Don't be stupid. If it was a serious heart disease I doubt he'd be well enough to talk about his murder fantasies in a group chat.

Chaos bunny:
True.....maybe you ate something that upset your stomach. I read somewhere that stomach cramps can spread and you can feel it in your chest or in your back.

Grinch:
Wow,you can read? That's shocking

Chaos bunny:
F**k You,I'm trying to help you here.

Big brain energy:
It doesnot make sense tho. We've all been eating the same food since jin has been doing a lot of cooking. So if it was the food we'd all feel sick.

Grinch:
Yeah. Jin hyung might be insane,
but boy can cook.
His food wouldn't upset my stomach.

Chaos bunny:
Fair enough.
Hmmm.
Any other symptoms?

Grinch:
Well,every time my heart beats I feel like
it's gonna jump out of my chest.
But that's not a permanent thing it
only happens sometimes.
I'm also feeling oddly nervous all
the f**king time.I've been
having trouble sleeping.
And the worst thing happened the
other night,when I was lying in bed,
staring at the ceiling,wishing to be a rock.
And suddenly,I smiled,for no apparent reason.

Chaos bunny:
Interesting......

Big brain energy :
JK? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Chaos bunny:
I think so,yes

Big brain energy:
Okay. So yoongs After a very careful evaluation of your symptoms i can diagnose you with a very serious case.
Of
A
Crush

Chaos bunny:
Dun dun dunnnnn~

Grinch:
....
What?? That's bullsh!t. I don't do feelings

Big brain energy:
Clearly that is not correct.

Chaos bunny:
Yeah it all makes sense now! That weird feeling in your stomach is butterflies😍

Grinch:
None of that makes sense.
How do you explain the heavy
heart after breakfast then,huh??

Big brain energy:
Hmmm. Who did you have breakfast with??

Grinch:
Tae,jimin and hobi.

Big brain energy:
Did anything special happen?

Grinch:
Nothing special. Same old like sh!t like always.
Jimin was sending flirty texts to some
guy he met back in London. Hobi and tae
were twerking together on the kitchen table.
Just the usual bullsh!t.

Big brain energy:
Then what you felt was jealousy.

Grinch:
Me?
Jealous?
Of who??

Big brain energy:
Well either you were jealous of the guy jimin
was flirting with. Or you were jealous of hobi
or tae for having their butts all up in each other's business.
So what is it?? Which if the three are you crushing on?

Chaos bunny:
Bruh,it better not be Tae. The boy is mine😡

Grinch:
Wtf. Tae is like my brother,you prick.
His annoying ass is all yours.

Big brain energy:
Well, that narrows it down to everybody's sunshine and jamless jimin.

Chaos bunny:
Or both.

Grinch:
Bullsh!t I donot have a crush.
Not on hobi. Not on jimin.
Not on anybody else. I'm not gay.
My heart is made of stone.
I don't do feelings. And you two are just being
delusional. This is a serious illness;
which is why I'm gonna see an actual doctor now with a real degree.

Big brain energy:
The only doctor you need is a love doctor, aka me.

Chaos bunny:
Yeah,there is no doubt about it hyung. You're in love. Cupid shot an arrow right into your ass.

Big brain energy:
Not so straight apparently *smiling upside down emoji*

Grinch:
F**k you. I'm refusing to participate in this circus.
Imma go to the hospital now.
And y'all better go pick flowers to put
on my grave after this serious disease has ended me.

Big brain energy:
A crush can't kill you

Grinch:
IT'S NOT A FUCKING CRUSH.
Crush culture makes me wanna spill my guts out. So I'm off

Chaos bunny:
Okay,let us know what they doctors say.

Big brain energy:
Good luck being on denial.

Grinch:
*middle finger emoji*

One eternity later

Big brain energy:
Where are you yoongs? You've been gone for hours

Grinch:
I'm sitting on a park bench, in front of
the hospital. Feeling nothinger than nothing,
contemplating life and the universe.
Who I am. Who I once was. And who I might become.

Chaos bunny:
...
The doctors also told you you're in love didnot they!?

Grinch:
Yeah... I really don't understand this tho...
I didnt plan this sh!t

Chaos bunny:
You don't plan to fall for somebody. It just happens and then you're whipped.

Big brain energy:
Yeah. Also I think the only one surprised by these news is you yoongs?

Grinch:
So you knew? Why didnot you tell me??

Big brain energy:
I didn't know,but I did have a feeling. You've been quite smiley and outgoing lately. But I figured you already knew. They are your feelings after all.

Grinch:
Well,I didnot know

Chaos bunny:
I think you did,hyung. I think you just tried not to feel it, so you pushed the thought of it away. I dunno if you know,but you're not coping so well with emotions😶

Grinch:
No sh*t Sherlock?

Big brain energy:
So... are you gonna tell us who the lucky guy is now? Hobi or jimin?

Grinch:
I don't have a f**king clue.
How the hell am I supposed to know?

Chaos bunny:
Well,who gives you the weird feeling your stomach?
Who makes your heart beat so much that you feel like it'll jump out of your chest? Who is the last person you think of before going to sleep? And the first person you think of after waking up?

Grinch:
Idk both of them I guess?

Chaos bunny:
Awwwww😍

Big brain energy:
So you're telling me you've been thinking of them before you go to bed and right after you wake up?? but you didnot know you were falling for them? How tf does that work? *facepalm*

Grinch:
I've never liked anyone before, so how
the hell was i supposed to know that's not a normal thing??

Chaos bunny:
It is a normal thing, just not really a normal thing you feel about just friends. Or are you out here thinking of me every night?

Grinch:
Most certainly not

Chaos bunny:
See.

Big brain energy:
Well now that we know how you feel,and you know how you feel. I ship it. You three together would make one chaotic,idiotic,insanely adorable throuple.

Chaos bunny:
Back off,I'm already the captain of this ship💁

Grinch:
Well,the ship is called titanic cz
it's gonna drown real fast.
Someone tell me how to get rid of this thing NOW

Big brain energy:
You can say the word 'crush',you know. It won't kill you

Grinch:
It might

Chaos bunny:
And I thought Jin hyung was the drama queen

Grinch:
LISTEN BOY. Help me. How do
I get rid of these.....feelings??

Big brain energy:
You don't

Grinch:
What do you mean I don't??

Big brain energy:
Well,the heart wants what it wants. You can't just make your feelings disappear.

Chaos bunny:
Yeah I tried getting rid of my feelings for tae for seven years. Seeing how I end up in his bed every night,you can imagine how well that went.

Big brain energy:
When I tried getting rid of my feelings for Jin I just ended up falling even deeper.

Grinch:
Well,maybe you both just suck.
I will get rid of this. All of it.

Chaos bunny:
But why tho?? You like them......don't you wanna tell them and figure out if they like you too? So you can become the world's superior throuple?

Grinch:
No I don't

Big brain energy:
But why tho?

Grinch:
Because unlike you two sappy idiots,
I'm not made of boyfriend material.
I have no interest in romantic dinners
or roses or telling each other how one
could not live without the other every 5 minutes.

Big brain energy:
Nobody said you'd have to do that.

Chaos bunny:
Yeah you could still be yourself,you know?

Grinch:
I'm being myself, and as myself I don't
want to be with them. If anything,they
should be together. They're perfect for
each other. So all I'm gonna do is get rid
of these stupid feelings.
And continue my life as it had never happened.

Big brain energy:
And how exactly are you planning on doing that??

Grinch:
Imma go bathe in some holy
water and pray the gay away.
Remind myself of my greatest goal in life

Chaos bunny:
A Grammy?

Grinch:
Nah,becoming a rock. And rocks don't do feelings.
So I'm gonna scare the feelings away.
And in the meantime you two keep your mouths shut.
Not a single word about this.
Not to anyone. Especially not jimin or hobi. Please.

Big brain energy:
Yeah now worries.

Chaos bunny:
We'll be quite

Grinch:
Promise me

Big brain energy:
Promise

Chaos bunny:
Promise

Grinch:
Good. Imma go now

Big brain energy:
You know, if you need to talk we're here.

Chaos bunny:
Any day. Any time

Grinch:
Yeah thanks. But that won't be necessary.
I got it all under control. By tomorrow all
of this will be over and we'll just forget about it. Bye

Grinch has left the chat

Big brain energy:
He so doesnot have it under control.

Chaos bunny:
Nope,clearly not. What do you reckon we should do? He seems pretty overwhelmed and scared.

Big brain energy:
I don't really know. I guess we just gotta give him time and space. See if he approaches us again when he realises that he can't just make the feelings go away. And if he doesnot we'll approuch him.

Chaos bunny:
Kay Kay! Sounds like a plan.

Big brain energy:
But now that it's just the two of us. Surely you know whether jimin has feelings for yoongs too. You two are basically one person. If jimin has a crush on yoongs, surely he would've told you.

Chaos bunny:
Sorry hyung, but I'm not gonna tell you about what jimin does or doesnot tell me in confidence *zipped mouth emoji* just like I'm not gonna tell jimin about what yoongi hyung just told us. They deserve to figure this out together,with hobi hyung. At their own pace. Without us interfering too much.

Big brain energy
When have you gotten so mature?

Chaos bunny:
I'm not mature. I'm just trying to be a good,reliable friend.

Big brain energy:
Well you're doing pretty great at it,you know.

Chaos bunny:
You think so?

Big brain energy:
Yeah,I'm proud of you,JK

Chaos bunny:
Thank you hyung!😁💗 but I've had a pretty good teacher when it come to reliability. After all you were the only one I really confided in about my feelings for tae. And you never told anyone.

Big brain energy:
The tale of seven year long secret that everybody kinda knew about anyways cz you and tae were being real f**king obvious.

Chaos bunny:
Well,still. I trusted you and you kept my secret. So now I wanna be that trusted friend for my hyungs.

Big brain energy:
I've raised you well *wipes tears*. But if it takes 7 bloody years like it did with you and tae, we're gonna say something.

Chaos bunny:
Yeah let's give them like 7 weaks or something and if they dont figure it out, we'll gently nudge them in the right direction.

Big brain energy:
Sounds good to me.

Chaos bunny:
Things will be fine right?

Big brain energy:
Yeah,remember what I always told you about you and tae?

Chaos bunny:
What is meant to be will be and the rest will fall into place.

Big brain energy:
Exactly. I still stand by that. Do you?

Chaos bunny:
Well, you were right about it for me and taetae. So it think you'll be right about this too. I'm trusting your 148 IQ.

Big brain energy:
That's why you're my favorite child.

Chaos bunny:
😇😇

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GUYS THE GRAMMYS IS LATER TODAY IM SO NERVOUSSSSS STREAMMMM it will be like 2AM here........so I won't be able to watch it on the YouTube thing they put it says it will be 9pm here and I asked my mom she said i can stay up but not for long otherwise my dad will shout....but according to Google 8pm est it will be 2am here😳😭😭😭😭😭 idk I'll wait and we'll see what happens anyways I'm so proud of them look how far they've come. And the fact that joon didn't accidentally spoil anything abt their performance in one of the interviews is such an improvement 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but peace I'm off to streaming now! FIGHTINGGG WE GOT THIS #WHATYOONGIWANTSYOONGIGETS 💜💜✌