In the yoonminseok private group chat

Sunny boi:
Yoongs? Are you still awake??

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Tall boi:
Come one you slept untill like 4pm. No way you're already asleep again. It's barely past 10pm. Not even you are sleeping THAT much.

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Sunny boi:
Talk to us sugaplum💛

Tall boi:
I think calling him that is only gonna make him ignore us more.

Sunny boi:
He secretly loves that nickname,I just know it

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Tall boi:
Ugh stop pretending to be asleep. Gimme attention😡

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Tall boi:
Omg,jungkook just broke into genius lab😱

Sleepy boi:
THAT LITTLE SH!T DID WHAT??
HOW THE ACTUAL F**K.
I CHANGED THE PASSWORD JUST YESERDAY,
HOW DID THAT RAT FIGURE IT OUT SO QUICKLY😠😡

Tall boi:
Not so asleep after all huh?

Sunny boi:
Omg jiminie that was so smart

Tall boi:
Why thank you💗 namjoon's 148IQ who? There's a new brain in the house,ready to take over💁

Sleepy boi:
Wait what? So it was a joke??

Tall boi:
Maybe *smiling upside down emoji*

Sleepy boi:
You're such a pain in the ass,I swear

Sunny boi:
You got yourself into this tbh. We both know jimin doesn't cope well with being ignored.

Sleepy boi:
How can one tiny person need so much attention?

Tall boi:
Bish I'm taller than you.

Sleepy boi:
No you are not.

Tall boy:
This proves otherwise *sends pic* also we be looking hella cute together😍

Excuse the quality the app I used to make this makes the photo quality absolutely sh!t so let's ignore that😊

Sunny boi:
Omg new phone background😍😍

Sleepy boi:
That's not you being taller,
that's your shoe insoles tricking everyone.

Sunny boi:
Not to crush your dreams jiminie but in reality yoongs is a bit taller💛💛

Tall boi:
Well one day I'll be taller than the both of you. Just you wait.

Sleepy boi:
And how exactly are you gonna
achieve that Mr.giraffe??

Tall boi:
Jin hyung said that carrots make you grow taller,so now I eat 10 carrots everyday.

Sunny boi:
Ummm....I think that's just jin's way of getting you to eat more vegetables-

Sleepy boi:
Yeah. Unless the carrots come from a magical farm,
you're gonna have to deal with being short.

Tall boi:
Wow when did jin hyung become such a liar😭 now I bought all these carrots for nothing??

Sunny boi:
Just give them to jungkook. He's a bunny after all🐰

Sleepy boi:
Well now that that worldwide liar guy has been
caught and all is settled. Can I go back to bed now?

Tall boi:
NO we need to talk to you.

Sunny boi:
Yeah its important business-eu

Sleepy boi:
Ugh. Talking is all you two ever do.
Do you not have an off button or something?

Tall boi:
Maybe we do. Want us to come to your room,so you can try and find it under all these clothes?😏😏😏

Sleepy boi:
I thought Joon made Apple delete
this stupid emoji from your phone.

Tall boi:
...
I'm taking that as a no?

Sunny boi:
Well anywaaaaaaaaays. As I said,jiminie and I have something important to discuss. So can you spare us some of your precious time? Please😔 you can sleep later.

Sleepy boi:
Ugh fine. But istg if this is about you thinking
there's a ghost living in your closet again,I'm done.

Sunny boi:
No that's not it. But now that you mention it......THE CLOSET DOOR MOVED BY ITSELF LAST NIGHT. I swear it is haunted😱

Tall boi:
Maybe it's the ghost of yoongi claiming not to be gay that is trapped in your closet👻👻

Sleepy boi:
F**k You.

Tall boi:
Love you too😘

Sunny boi:
Well whatever it is,it's out to get me I think😳😳

Tall boi:
Awww,sunshine. You can just come sleep in my room instead. Imma protect you from the ghosts💗

Sleepy boi:
Great problem solved. Can I sleep now?

Sunny boi:
No that still was not the actual thing we need to talk about.

Sleepy boi:
Then what is it? Get this over with,so I can
tend to my trusty bed and contemplate life,
and the universe and how I'm gonna transform into a rock.

Sunny boi:
Well,we can't actually tell you. Not like this at least. Because we're too nervous.

Sleepy boi:
Wow so you woke me up to tell me nothing?

Tall boi:
You weren't sleeping!!!

Sleepy boi:
I could've been tho.

Tall boi:
Well believe it or not but this is more important than sleep😒

Sleepy boi:
I doubt it.

Tall boi:
It's something we need to get off out chests and we need to do it now. Or else we might explode.

Sleepy boi:
Are you two okay??

Sunny boi:
We're fine💛 but jimin's right. Bcuz we're too nervous tho,we made a video instead. Jimin calls it a modern day love letter 💌

Sleepy boi:
Wait what??

Sunny boi:
Just watch it and you'll understand.

Tall boi:
We know the video is a bit chaotic.

Sunny boi:
A bit very much chaotic

Tall boi:
It wasn't easy to record. But we hope that despite the chaos,our message gets across.

Sleepy boi:
Wtf is happening. I don't like unpredictable things.

Tall boi:
Well seems like we all have to just get through this,so suck it up buttercup💗

Sunny boi:
You'll understand soon yoongs. Ready jimin?💛

Tall boi:
As ready as I'll ever be I guess....

Sunny boi:
Okay here it goes~ *sends following video*

DISCLAIMER: THE VIDEO YOU ARE ABOUT TO WATCH IS MADE AND EDITED BY ME IT CONTAINS FAKE SUBS!! again im sorry if u understand Korean but have to read the fake subs- anyways here it goes~ enjoy!!

An hour later:

Tall boi:
Why is he not responding??? it's been an hour. This is bad isn't it???

Sunny boi:
Don't panick

Sleepy boi:
I'm back.

Sunny boi:
Panick!!😨😵

Sleepy boi:
Sorry I needed a moment to process.
That was quite......something

Tall boi:
Understandable we're a Lot to take in.

Sleepy boi:
And that's the understatement of the year.

Sunny boi:
But you still like the chaos,right?

Sleepy boi:
I wouldn't be spending so much time with
you two crackheads if I didn't.

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Tall boi:
So....? Are you ready to share your thoughts with us?

Sunny boi:
If you need time that's fine as well. We'll(try to) be patient

Sleepy boi:
No it's fine. I know what I need to say.

Tall boi:
Okay,hit us with it. But please be gentle.

Sunny boi:
As if he's ever not

Tall boi:
True

Sleep boi:
Well. I don't really know where to start.
I guess I should say thanks for the honesty.
And for being brave,that's really commendable.
And I also want to say sorry for the confusion
and the chaos I've apparently caused for you both.

Sunny boi:
Omg no,nothing to apologize for yoongs. Our feeling cause the chaos not you💛

Tall boi:
Yeah not your fault you're so great that we fell for you.

Sleepy boi:
Still tho. But anyways,I feel flattered about
all of this,really. I don't understand
why you both would like me a.K.a the most
uninteresting person. That's crazy to me.

Tall boi:
Boy,you're anything but uninteresting.

Sunny boi:
Yeah.

Sleepy boi:
I disagree but whatever. That's not really the point.
The point is that I think it's quite obvious that im
not relationship material. I cant deal with the
emotional roller caoster that would bring.
I can barely deal with my own regular emotions.
Let alone try to deal with the love and the
emotions of two other people on top of that.
So we can't be together. I don't want a relationship.
But I fully support you guys together.
I think you're a great match,so go for it. Without me.

Tall boi:
So you don't have any feelings for us? And we've both just imagined the tension? The gazes? The subtle touches?

Sunny boi:
Our almost kiss at the dance studio??

Tall boi:
All of that was just us being delusional??

Sleepy boi:
I never said that. All I'm saying is
that I don't want a relationship.

Sunny boi:
I'm confusion.

Tall boi:
Same. So you DO like us?? But you don't wanna be with us??

Sleepy boi:
I may or may not see you in a bit of a different
light than just friends,but it doesn't matter,
bcuz yes,I don't want to be with you.
Or anyone else. I just want to sleep
and don't have to deal with.....feelings.

Sunny boi:
You know that that's not gonna workout forever right??

Sleepy boi:
It might.

Tall boi:
No you prick,it won't. You're not as emotionless as you pretend to be. And sorry to break it to you,but you're not a fucking rock either. You're literally the most caring being I've ever come across. So wtf are you trying to achieve by acting all cold?? Bcz you are not.You literally get all sweet and cuddly and smiley when it's just the three of us and when nobody else sees. You can feel this special connection too,I just know it

Sunny boi:
Jimin slow down.

Sleepy boi:
Look,you asked me for my honesty and here you have it.
We work great as friends. That's how we should keep it.
I mean,you two shouldn't. You should definitely be together.

Tall boi:
But it's not complete without you.

Sunny boi:
Yeah to put it in the words of your favorite boyband: we're half a heart without you.

Sleepy boi:
I'm sure you'll grow together to become a full heart.
Even without me,you've got so much love,
it will be okay. I'll cheer you on. As a friend.
And now I kinda need to leave,sorry.

Tall boi:
Why??

Sleepy boi:
Namjoon called for me.

Tall boi:
No he didn't. We're literally only one room apart,we would've heard him calling you.

Sleepy boi:
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(Alexa play 'lie' ..... CAUGHT IN A LIEEEE~)

I meant texted. He texted me. So i gotta dip.
But you guys are great. Go be happy and all that jazz.
Great talking to you. See you later alligator.

Tall boi:
Wait-

Sleepy boi has left the chat

Tall boi:
Did he seriously just say see you later alligator?

Sunny boi:
I guess that's what the definition of gay panick is.

Tall boi:
Well, that went well.....

Sunny boi:
We both know yoongs,he gets overwhelmed easily. He thinks he doesn't cope well with emotions. It makes sense for him to be scared and confused. Lets give him some time. We've already had time to process this together,he hasn't really had that. So let's not be sad just yet. Or give up on us three.

Tall boi:
Right.....I guess I was just hoping that everything will be perfect😳😟

Sunny boi:
Hey,cheer up🌞 he didn't say he doesn't like us back. So all hope's not lost yet.

Tall boi:
Well,with you around,hope's never lost,so that's good.

Sunny boi:
💛💛

Tall boi:
But what if he doesn't change his mind?

Sunny boi:
Then we'll find a way to deal with it. Together. Okay?

Tall boi:
Okay.

Sunny boi:
It'll be fine. Maybe not right now. Maybe not tomorrow. But it'll be.

Tall boi:
Okay.....

A few minutes later
In the yoonmin private chat

Tall boi:
I'm sorry for freaking out on you just now. I'm just a bit of an emotional wreck currently,so please don't feel pressured. What I meant to say was,that I think that you're capable of dealing with feeling a lot better than you think. You may still be learning,but so am I,as you can clearly see.... if you don't want to be with me and hobi,that's fine. I understand. I just want us to always be friends no matter what comes next. And I don't want to loose you now. (I would've made a montage with a sad beat but....I'm lazy and it's late- so...imagine it✨😅)so yeah,I'm rambling again, sorry for being such a mess. Just think about everything. Or don't. Whatever makes you feel at ease. I just wanted to apologize. I'll shut up now.

Sleepy boi:
Stop worrying,jimin. You didn't say anything wrong,
and you're not gonna loose me. Just breathe

Tall boi:
I will. If you promise me to breathe too. Deal?

Sleepy boi:
Deal.

Tall boi:
I'd send you a heart emoji but idk if that's inappropriate rn??

Sleepy boi:
You can never stop over thinking,can you?
♥

Tall boi:
...I think that's the first time you've ever used a heart emoji. I just had a minor heart attack.

Sleepy boi:
And if you don't stop over thinking,
you're gonna give me one too.

Tall boi:
Sorry, so we're okay?

Sleepy boi:
When have we ever not been?

Tall boi:
Fair enough💗

Meanwhile in the sope private chat

Sunny boi:
You know what no matter what I'm always your besfriend right?? So if you wanna talk about anything,you can talk to me. Your best friend. Not the guy who's in love with you. Kay? I've gotten quite good at separating the two over the years.

Sleepy boi:
How long exactly?

Sunny boi:
Huh?

Sleepy boi:
How long have you.....You know?

Sunny boi:
Liked you in that way?

Sleepy boi:
Yeah

Sunny boi:
It started around one year after our debut. And it's been a roller coaster ever since.

Sleepy boi:
Sh!t I'm so sorry.

Sunny boi:
Don't be. I regret nothing. It led me to having the best,best friend ever😁 so if you wanna talk I'm here.

Sleepy boi:
K. Thanks

Sunny boi:
I'm your hope,you're my hope💛💛

Sleepy boi:
You are,yes

2 seconds later in the 'sane line' groupchat

Sleepy boi:
Help.I think I'm dying again. My heart is
doing all sorts of weird things.

Fun bun🐰:
Welcome to crush culture,I hope you enjoy your stay~

Love doctor joonie:
The getting rid of your feelings plan didn't workout,did it?

Sleepy boi:
No. Sfjkkcgkk

Fun bun🐰:
Wow,relax

Sleepy boi:
How can I relax? I hate this. Someone make it go away.
I'm begging you. I need air. No I'm fine. Wtf am I doing.
Sorry this was dumb.I'm fine. It'll be okay. I got
it under control. Enjoy your afternoon.

Love doctor joonie:
...it's night time.

Sleepy boi:
So what? It's afternoon somewhere in the world.

Sleepy boi has left the chat

Love doctor joonie:
Wtf was that?? Do you reckon something happened?

Fun bun🐰:
Idk but I'm worried.

Love doctor joonie:
Same

...
(a sound of running and
the front door closing is heard)

Love doctor joonie:
Grab your jacket,we're running after him

Fun bun🐰:
Already on my way~

Meanwhile in the chat between jin and hob

Sunny boi:
Hyung?

Mirror master 92:
Yes? You okay?

Sunny boi:
Idk. Jimim and I may have just talked to yoongs.
And it may have not gone so well. I mean
I don't even know. I think he likes us but he's
scared of something?? Jimin was freaking
out a bit so I tried to stay calm and all.
But Im feeling so much rn, and idk what to Do about it.
Can we talk? *puppy eyes*

Mirror master 92:
My door's always open for you💖 come on over. I'll make us some hot cocoa

Sunny boi:
Make a cup for jimin too pls, i think he needs it.

Mirror master 92:
I got you both covered😌

Meanwhile in the vmin chat

Tall boi:
Do you wanna move to the north pole with me,taetae?
I don't know if I can stay in this country after what just happened.

Gucci babe:
Can I bring tannie,jungkook,and my Gucci closet?

Tall boi:
Of course

Gucci babe:
Okay,sounds good then. But until we find the perfect igloo to buy there,want some cuddles and tell me what happened?

Tall boi:
Yes please,that would be much appreciated.

Gucci babe:
Okay I'm on my way💗

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Hope you liked it!! Did you think that was gonna happen??
Ngl......I may have cried a bit writing that- but that's okay✨😁😂😊
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