In the yoonminseok chat..

Yoon:
So....I have something to say.
*sends following video*

DISCLAIMER: THE VIDEO YOU ARE ABOUT TO WATCH IS EDITED BY ME,IT CONTINUES FAKE SUBS!!! sorry if you understand Korean but have to read the fake subs😆

11 minutes later....

Min:
Yoongs where are you??? We just stormed your room, you're not here😞

Yoon:
I fled

Seok:
Why??

Yoon:
Because I was low key high key scared you
wouldn't want me any more,so after I hit send on the video.
I panicked,started running and ended up in a park Lord knows where.

Seok:
Wow

Min:
Wow

Yoon:
Don't judge. It seemed like a smart move at the time.
And by 'at the time' I mean like 10 minutes ago.

Seok:
What if we said we didn't want you anymore? Would you have stayed at that park for the rest of your life?

Yoon:
Maybe

Min:
I'd judge you hard,but I'm not one to talk bcz I was literally to book a flight to the north pole after our last convo went down 🤷‍♀

Seok:
And leave me alone with the mess????😱

Min:
.....
Sorry pls keep loving me

Seok:
You're lucky you're cute.

Min:
Phew! 🙃

Yoon:
So do I have to make this park bench my new home...?
Or can you forgive my stupidity and give me another chance?

Seok:
Hmmm idk can we jimin? 🤔

Min:
Hmmm what a tough question. He did act like a bit of an idiot.

Seok:
True,and then he spent days avoiding us.

Min:
And even kept up the act of trying to ignore us when I was looking extra cute that one day.

Seok:
You did😍

Min:
Too bad yoongs didn't see that,bcz he locked himself into genius lab.

Yoon:
...

Seok:
But also he is very cute.

Min:
And kind

Seok:
Caring

Min:
Hot

Seok:
Smart

Min:
Passionate

Seok:
Over all just the greatest.

Min:
Amen to that. Hmmm tough decision.

Seok:
Very

Yoon:
Look I'm sorry. I really am. I know I acted like a prick.
It would seem that for once I was being the clown in this household,
which I didn't expect I'd ever say.
But in my defense I really thought it was the best thing to do.
I didn't mean to hurt you. I tried to make it easier for
you to forget about me. And that was dumb,because
I don't want you to forget about me. Like at all.

Min:
Yoongs

Yoon:
I swear,I caused myself just as much pain.
Which is okay. I'm a bad ass bish,I can take it.
But I shouldn't have done that to you.

Seok:
Yoongi

Yoon:
I'm sorry. I get it. I screwed up.
And let fear get the best of me

Min:
Yoongs!!

Yoon:
But I could be a good boyfriend. I think. I mean......I'll try.
I can't promise to get up before 3pm,but you could be
loud and annoying in bed next to me and I wouldn't complain.
Or well....maybe complain once but not more than that. I swear.

Seok:
Yoongi!!!

Yoon:
And you could join me in genius lab and I wouldn't
yell at you for distracting me. Not too much at least.......okay,
maybe I'd suck at being a boyfriend but maybe you could teach me??

Min:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Yoon:
...

Seok:
Yoongs we were never mad at you,you prick.

Yoon:
You weren't????

Seok:
No

Min:
No. We were mad and disappointed,yes. But we know you. We thought that your panicked response was deeper than just your surface 'I don't wanna be with you'. So thank you for sharing what's going on inside💗

Seok:
^^Exactly that💛 and you don't have to worry about not being enough or being a bad boyfriend. We've fallen for you because you are you. And we want to be with exactly that guy. The guy who won't shut up about how life would be easier if you were a rock.

Min:
The guy who in annoyance threatens to leave the band daily,when we all know he'd be the last to ever leave.

Seok:
The guy who calls us idiots when he gets shy and covers up a smile by turning away.

Min:
The guy who says 'I hate you' as a way of saying I love you.

Seok:
The guy who starts hissing and scratching when woken up.

Min:
The guy who who spends days in genius lab,creating the next big masterpiece and throwing water bottles at whoever dares to bother him.

Seok:
But mainly the guy who has so much love that shines throughout the no f**ks given attitude.

Min:
The guy who puts others before him any day,because he gives more f**ks than anyone else.

Seok:
The guy who cries when jungkook cries,because he cannot stand seeing him sad.

Min:
The guy who holds taehyung's hands at any chance he gets,because it's his way of showing love without having to say it.

Seok:
The guy who smiles fondly at everything namjoon does or says,because he's so endlessly proud of how far he's come.

Min:
The guy who will run to save jin hyung's mirrors when JK threatens to break them because he knows how much they mean to him.

Seok:
The guy who always notices when I'm feeling down,never forces me to talk,but instead silently comes to my room with his pillow and just makes himself at home on my bed until I feel ready to share.

Min:
The guy who just some weeks ago got me a weighted blanket because I said I was having trouble sleeping and he had heard that those can help with sleep issues.

Seok:
We know you. And that you is who we want to be with.

Min:
You don't have to change or pretend to be someone you're not. We want grumpy,annoyed,secretly super caring you.

Seok:
And all that comes with it.

Yoon:
...
So is that a yes to forgiving me??

Min:
🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ *face palms*

Seok:
🤦‍♀🤦‍♀*face palms 2.0* and you call us idiots?

Min:
Obviously that is a yes you moron.

Yoon:
Shut up losers. You could've just said 'yes'.
And it would've been clear. Also.....thank you.

Seok:
Everyone deserves a second chance💛

Min:
Especially if they were you.

Yoon:
No,not about that. Well that too but thanks for getting me.
Without me having to explain much. It is terrifying,but also comforting af

Min:
Nothing to thank us for😙

Seok:
Yeah,we enjoy being yoonkitty experts😌

...

Seok:
So...

Min:
So...

Yoon:
So...?

Min:
Does that mean we're dating now or...?

Yoon:
Yes

Seok:
UGH FINALLY AFTER ALL THIS WAITING AND PINING AND FFCKPGSKL

Min:
THANK GOD MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD.

Yoon:
You need to calm down. You're being too loud.

Min:
I'll show you how loud I can be later😏

Yoon:
I hate you

Min:
Bish you love me,and I have this chat to prove it 😚

Seok:
Ugh also you suck yoongs

Yoon:
I don't. I'm a king. I'm a boss.

Seok:
You're also an idiot cz now you're in a park somewhere at the worst of times. Because I need you to be like right here,right now. So pls get your perfectly shaped ass here so we can celebrate and finally be together😍😍

Min:
Yes let's celebrate😏😏

Yoon:
I'm waiting for a taxi to take me home.

Min:
Hurry up!

Yoon:
Yeah hold up. Imma just wait faster.

Min:
🙄🙄 *eyes looking uo emoji* you're annoying.

Yoon:
And yes you're dating me now,
so sounds like a you problem.

Seok:
All this love!! I love it~😍

Min:
But like....are we gonna let the others know right away?

Seok:
I dont care. But with your inability to lie,we won't be able to keep it secret for long anyways.

Min:
Bish I'm great at lying what are you talking about??

Seok:
No you're not

Yoon:
No you're not

Min:
Get yourself two boyfriends they said,it'll be fun they said.😣😣

Seok:
Love you too😘 but anyways yoongs what do think about when to tell the others??

Yoon:
Let's wait for like a day or two. Enjoy the privacy while it lasts,
before they're all up in our buisness with cringey
comments that I don't wanna hear.

Seok:
Lol. They're gonna be teasing you so hard.

Min:
Omg yes,I'll have so much fun seeing that. But also....how are we gonna celebrate with all of them here?😏😏😏

Seok:
Well,we'd be fine if you didn't suck so much at being quite.

Min:
Look,blame yourself for that. You just do things for my body 🤷‍♀🤷‍♀

Yoon:
....
Talking about...'celebrating'...I've never....
you know...not with guys,you feel.

Min:
Omg sorry. That was stupid of me.

Seok:
Yeah sorry. No pressure obviously!!💛

Min:
Absolutely. We can celebrate very PG 13. Watch a film or something.

Seok:
Oh yes. Can we watch High School Musical please? 🥺😍

Yoon:
I didn't say I don't want to. I just figured I'll tell you

Seok:
Okay,that's really great😁

Min:
Yeah it's good that we know. You decide what we do or don't do.

Yoon:
We'll most certainly do. Believe it or not but even my self
control has a limit. And I've been close to the
edge these past couple days.

Min:
I can show you what being close to the edge means😏

Yoon:
Not if I show you first.

Min:
Omg I wasn't ready for this. Wasn't ready for my heart to drop.

Seok:
That was hot 🥵

Yoon:
You don't even know what hot is yet.

Seok:
Omg this feels like a dream. I'm feeling dizzy.

Yoon:
I'll show you what diz-

Min:
Okay let me stop you right there. Being the dirty minded is MY brand,thank you very much💁

Yoon:
K

Seok:
So let's get the others out of the dorm somehow?

Yoon:
And how are we gonna do that?

Min:
I'll ask taetae to help us out. I can't keep this a secret from him anyways. Not even for a day.

Seok:
True,it's the taeffect

Min:
You chill what that yoongs?

Yoon:
Yes,I'm okay.

Min:
Great babe.

Yoon:
🤮🤮🤮 *throws up* I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Never call me that ever again.

Seok:
What can we call you then?

Yoon:
King,boss. Your choice.

Seok:
Kitty king? 😻👑

Yoon:
NO

Seok:
Fineeee

Min:
What about honey?

Yoon:
If you want me to pour a jar of honey all
over your head,then sure.

Min:
Okay we're gonna stick with yoongs 🙃

Yoon:
Also my taxi has arrived. So imma be back soon

Min:
Yay 😚

Seok:
OMG. WAIT😨

Min:
What??

Yoon:
What's wrong??

Seok:
We're 3 people. Who gets to kiss who first?

Yoon:
Fck you,why would you scare me like that???
I already thought you changed your mind about us.

Seok:
Never,I'm in for the long run😊

Min:
You get to kiss yoongs first,hobi 😘

Seok:
Are you sure?

Min:
Boy,you've been waiting for this for 6 years. I think you deserve it

Seok:
Well if yoongs is chill with that.

Yoon:
I am. But please tell me we're not always
gonna plan things like this.

Min:
Nah,we'll just go with the flow~

Seok:
And should anyone at any point feel weird or anything,we'll talk it out. Which means we all have to be honest to make this work. And actually speak up if something is bothering us. Which is a difficult thing for all of us,I know.

Min:
We'll learn as we go I guess. But yes,as namjoon hyung said: communication is key.

Yoon:
Wasn't that his s.. advice for taekook?

Min:
Still works for us too.

Yoon:
Okay,I'll try then

Seok:
Me too☺️

Min:
Me three😌 also,tae just successfully got everyone to leave the dorm.

Seok:
How did he do it that easily??

Min:
He started fake crying bc he wanted panda express for dinner so jungkook started yelling at namjoon hyung to get him what he wants so namjoon hyung started yelling at jin hyung to drive and now they're all gone.

Seok:
Kim taehyung-actor extraordinaire.

Yoon:
He really does deserve that fake
Oscar jin and namjoon Sent him.

Seok:
😂😂

Min:
Don't ever tell him that it isn't a real Oscar bcz I many be your boyfriends now,but if any of you mess with my soulmate I'm not afraid to cut a bish.

Yoon:
What are you gonna cut? Our shins,
Since you can't reach anything else?

Min:
1 CM. YOU ARE 1 CM TALLER THAN ME

Yoon:
And what an important centimeter that is

Seok:
I love this😍😍

Yoon:
Us arguing??

Seok:
Yes. And the fact that everything's changed while simultaneously nothing's changed at all✨💛

Min:
💗💗

Yoon:
♥

Seok:
Well except yoongs flirting and using the heart emoji. I will never get used to that😍

Min:
Same😍

Yoon:
What have I gotten myself into 🙄

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That's it for this chapter!!!
Hope you enjoyed!!
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