[No one]

     A dirty blonde boy looked at his friendly neighbor wizard, Goodtimeswithscar himself.

He had been watching for sometime already as his neighbor had been building something out of dirt. He wasn't exactly sure what it was, but it looked like a meatball.

His headache (Xavier) had left him alone the moment he had killed the first parrot and shouted 'Pesky Bird!'

Now he was just stalking his neighbor and had totally forgotten about his own base and the 2nd in command of The Council, who was patiently waiting for him to come to the HQ so they could get to a meeting.

Then an aggressive communicator buzz made him jump and quickly pull out the machine from his pocket to answer the caller.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FIVE MINUTES AGO! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" A familiar voice screamed to his ear making him jump and drop the communicator on the ground.

He quickly picked up the Now-muddy-communicator from the ground.

"Sorry, sorry! I'll be there in 2!" He apologized.

"In two minutes? In two hours? Or at two pm? Or two am? Or maybe two days? Two weeks? Or two months? Maybe two years? Or two decades? Or two centuries?" The voice from the phone questioned.

"Minutes!" He fixed and quickly turned around, too quickly to be exact because he found himself sitting in the lake.

"I heard a splash. Did you fell into a lake?" The other chuckled.

"How can you even tell that.?" He groaned standing up from the lake.

"She used to fall into many lakes and ran into many different things while talking to me on the phone.." The others voice was soft, but full of sadness.

"Yeah.. I remember that," He smiled sadly. "I remember how she never paid attention to her surroundings when she was in hurry.!"

"It's been really quiet six months with her.. I sometimes still turn around to ask her something before realizing she isn't there anymore.." The other sighed sadly.

"I keep still accidentally trying to send her messages. A few moths ago I even went knock on her room's door and got frustrated before realize that she wasn't there anymore.." He confessed quietly.

"It's so hard to believe that she's actually gone..." The other whispered.

A comfortable silence fell over the duo before the other remembered the original reason of the call.

"YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE HERE IN TWO MINUTES! IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWENTY MINUTES!"

"Oooh shi-!" He exclaimed and quickly stood up from the lake.

"YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR ASS HERE IN LESS THAN THREE MINUTES OR YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE!"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!"

[The Afterlife Tea-party]

     "And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" A pumpkin haired female exclaimed.

"I'm just trying to be reasonable!" A tall sandy blonde snapped back.

"That's something ya actually cannot do," A red eyed male pointed out while just casually sipping his tea.

"Shut up you bitch!" The sandy blonde growled.

"Language!" An older black haired male groaned from the corner, where he was sitting all alone since everyone else absolutely hated him even more than they hated the sandy blonde.

"No one cares about your opinion grandpa!" A blue haired male reminded him.

"There' somethin wron wit tha thin i th corne," Another black haired male pointed out with his broken English skills.

"Talk 'bout yourself!" The older male groaned.

"As I said, no one cares about your opinion!" The bluenette reminded with a warning tone.

"Why is he even here?" The sandy blonde groaned glaring at the thing in the corner.

"The same question can be asked about you!" The pumpkin haired female pointed out.

"Nidy's right. You're a bitch and still you somehow ended up here with us! How annoying!" The red eyed male spoke out taking another sip from his tea.

"N on actuall want yo her. I kno w ca al agre o tha, righ?" The black haired male mentioned.

"Peyton has a point. No one wants Zenith here. Nor does anyone want that thing in the corner here!" The bluenette smirked.

"Can someone please drown that child for me?" The sandy blonde growled.

"Which one of us?" The pumpkin haired female smirked pointing at herself and the bluenette.

"Now when you actually said it, both," The sandy blonde answered.

"Can't we just kill ya instead? That would be way more easier!" The red eyed male pointed out raising his glare to the sandy blonde startling him.

"Can't ya'll stop looking so dead?" The sandy blonde asked avoiding the red eyes.

"This literally is how I looked before I died! But in the other hand the answer is no. Because we're all dead," The red eyed male just casually shrugged.

"Wh woul yo eve as u t sto lookin dea whe you dea yoursel to?" The black haired male asked raising his eyebrows.

"That's basically why we're here! Because we're dead," The pumpkin haired female pointed out smugly to the sandy blonde.

"At least that one bitch isn't here anymore," The sandy blonde groaned.

"Ya mean Quinn? She wasn't a bitch! Don't call people something you yourself are!" The red eyed spoke with a warning tone.

"Zen, don't talk 'bout her like that! You were the reason she died!" The pumpkin haired female glared at the sandy blonde dangerously.

"Zen just doesn't understand anything. He's a bitch himself and keeps blaming others. We should just kick him to the corner with that thing called Cade," The bluenette pointed out.

"I don't want him!" 'The thing', Cade, groaned back.

"As I said, no one cares about your opinion!" The bluenette reminded again.

"Wh ar w eve stuc her?" The black haired male suddenly pointed out a question no one had asked before.

"Maybe because we died.. Well of course we're here because we died, but maybe there's an actual reason.." The pumpkin haired female theorized.

"Nidy is saying that we're here for a spectacular reason," The red eyed male translated to the rest of the group.

"We'v al actuall bee her fo som tim alread, excep She, wh jus arrive," The black haired male continued.

"I just realized that I have killed half of us," The pumpkin haired female wheezed.

"How have you even managed?" The bluenette laughed.

"I commanded Error to slaughter Zenith, I killed that thing in the corner after his wife told me to, and lastly I stabbed myself to death," The female casually explained. "And I don't regret anything! Expect maybe the fact that I had to slaughter myself.." She added mumbling the last part.

"And now we're stuck with a serial killer! How amazing!" The sandy blonde groaned glaring at the female he had once chosen to be his student.

"That's actually your own fault," The red eyed male pointed out.

"W ca al agre tha everythin i Zenith' faul!" The black haired male smirked.

"Agreed!" The bluenette and pumpkin haired female exclaimed in sync.

"Why is it all my fault?" The sandy blonde groaned. He didn't like being stuck with the others, mostly because they all hated him.

"Let me explain!" The pumpkin haired female exclaimed. "First, you wanted to sacrifice your sister, so it's your fault that Ar'an died and Error got summoned! Then you came and killed Quinn!" She explained glaring at him behind her mask.

"Basically the whole Council got fucked up because of ya," The red eyed male pointed out taking a sip from his tea.

"W don' wan yo her, bu stil you'r her! Ho annoyin!" The black haired male groaned.

"All of us are against you, except maybe not that corner-rat," The bluenette nodded.

"Isn't this nice? You're stuck with people, who absolutely hate you! Should have thought more before making the decision to kill your sister! Karma got ways to come for you!" The pumpkin haired female smirked devilishly.

"Nidy, Nidy, Nidy, it's alright! Don't lose your sanity. Just ignore that bitch!" The red eyed male hurried to calm down the female, whose sanity was pretty non-existing.

"I don't really mind if Shen goes crazy tears up that bitch," The bluenette pointed out.

"No, don't encroach her to doing anything rash!" The red eyed male tried to calm down the children of the group.

"Wh no?" The black haired male asked earning a death-stare from the month older red eyed male.

"We're all already dead! We don't need anymore accidents!" The red eyed male let his glare run over the three youngers.

"Accidents happen," The pumpkin haired female protested.

"What's wrong with ya'll?" The red eyed male groaned. "Ya know actually, I'll just ignore ya'll!" He sighed taking a sip from his tea.

"Stormy's pissed," The pumpkin haired female smirked to annoy him.

"Now I can understand how Mao felt with ya," The red eyed male sighed.

"It wasn't just Mao, it was all of us," The bluenette pointed out.

"Stop! I'm not that bad!" The pumpkin haired female exclaimed.

"You're worse," The corner thing mentioned.

"As I said, no one cares about your opinion!" The bluenette pointed out once again.

"Why the fuck are we such a mess?" The sandy blonde groaned.

"Talk for yourself!" The bluenette mentioned earning a death-stare from the sandy blonde, but he completely ignored that.

"Irwi i righ! Tal fo yoursel bitc!" The black haired male agreed nodding.

"And so, what if we're a mess? At least we're a way more better mess that you!" The pumpkin haired female pointed out.

"I have a feeling this conversation is going to continue for days.." The red eyed male sighed taking a sip from his tea as the four other around the table started arguing.

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(I have an interesting and also useful question. Do you sleep with your room's door open or closed?

Because I'm so paranoid that I have to sleep with my door opened :D