(y/n) POV

"OK! LET'S GET TODAY OVER WITH!" Rose said, "Well well if it isn't the losers from Axel." A man said.

"Who that?" I asked, "He calls himself Light. He joined the guild with Darkness and he's her complete opposite!" Rose said, "That's right, unlike her I'm actually competent!" Light said, "Now Light, play nice...they probably know Darkness." A woman said.

"April." Alice said, "Hello sister." Alice said, "I see you've met our crusader." She said, "Now I want you to meet a real party and see how pathetic you really are." She said as she grabbed Alice's chin before walking back to her team, "This is our knight, Leo." She said as she motioned to a man.

"Our rune knight, Elsa." She said as she motioned to a woman.

"And finally our newest addition, our dragon slayer, Cleo." She said as she motioned to another woman.

"OH YEAH! We have a (y/n)!" Alice said as she held me up making April and her party laugh, "Oh Alice if you're relying on some kid you and your little friends are more pathetic than I thought!" April laughed, "I'll humor you, what's his job?" She said as she wiped a tear away, "He's a swordmaster, just like you." Alice said, "You're kidding me right? Oh well, it doesn't matter we are in completely different leagues." April said, "You're right...he's way stronger than you." Alice said, "(y/n), you're gonna go slay a Demonic Dragon!" She said, "Ok this joke's gone on far enough, not even I would go after them." Cleo said, "You're welcome to come and watch, but all you'd be good for is clearing the path for us." Titania said.

"Ok (y/n), do you still have the bracelet I gave you?" Alice asked, "Yeah." I said, "Can you touch the stone for me?" She said as I touched the stone, suddenly there was a bright flash of light. "Alice." I said, "Yes (y/n)?" She said, "THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!" I said angrily, "Well after you triggered that curse of aging I thought it would be beneficial to have you kill everything in a single shot. SO I made my own curse of aging that will activate if someone touches the stone in that bracelet. The effects will wear off by bedtime." She said as she used her aport skill to equip my weapons and some armor. "What am I killing?" I said, "That." Alice said as she pointed up at an enormous dragon.

"Shall I make us tea?" Titania asked, "I brought snacks." Rose said, "YOU ARE ALL INSANE! YOU'RE SENDING A CHILD TO HIS DEATH JUST WHEN HE GOT KINDA HOT!" April said as I drew Ascalon and transformed it into a bow. "What the...HOW DOES A SWORD BECOME A BOW?!" She said in shock as I drew back a magic arrow, "Shut up." I said as I fired at the dragon's head. "You talk too much." I said coldly as the arrow obliterated half of its body. Suddenly an even larger dragon similar to the one I just killed landed in front of us, "THAT WAS A BABY YOU MONSTER!" A woman said as she ripped the dragon in half.

"Your hands were just in a dragon's butt." I said, "It's fine she was a masochist." She said, "Why does everyone keep talking about Darkness?" I said, "I am Melascula, I am one of the Demon King's generals! I am a True Primordial Dragon." She said, "Ok and I care because?" I said, "Oh I'm gonna enjoy slaughtering you." She said as she rushed at me and grabbed my face, "THAT HAND WAS IN A BUTT!" I said as I kicked her away, "Y...You're strong, but I'm stronger human!" She said as she flew at me, "ALICE SPRAY ME WITH WATER!" I said as I turned around backhanding Melascula into a mountain, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Melascula, Cleo, and April said, "OH GREAT NOW I'M AGREEING WITH HER!" They said, "Everyone, meet Alice's little monster, (y/n)." Rose said, "I'LL BEAT YOU AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU MY PLAYTHING!" Melascula said as she flew at me. "Calm down!" I said as I axe kicked her head into the ground, suddenly I heard a muffled sound coming from the ground, "What was that?" I said, "I said harder!" Melascula said as she pulled her head out of the ground and began to blush and pant heavily, "ALICE WHY IS SHE ACTING LIKE DARKNESS?!" I said.

"We're back!" Alice said, "(y/n) Wiz wants to see you." Kazuma said.

"IT'S ABOUT TIME!" A woman said angrily as I entered Auntie Wiz's shop.

"Who that?" I asked, "Ohh~," She said, "I...It's me Melascula. The one you beat into submission." She said as she blinked changing her eye color to red and blue, "WHAT!" Alice, April, Rose, Cleo, and Titania said, "Tell anyone who I really am and I'll grind you into paste." Melascula said, "Yes ma'am." They said, "Now (y/n) please call me Mel and transform and mercilessly beat me once more!" She said as she breathed heavily, "Ok (y/n) say goodbye to the nice masochist." Rose said as she picked me up and took me home.