(y/n) POV

"Welcome home (y/n). Would you like a bath. Or something to eat. Or. Would. You. Like. Me." Mama said as I walked inside, "Uh..." Rose, Titania, and Alice said, "I'm just gonna move the kid...far far away from you." Rose said, "WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING HERE?!" Mama said, "Oh hey you three." Kazuma said, "What's with the disgusted look on your faces? Did you get eaten by giant frogs?" He asked, "No, we've been chosen to represent the guild in some inter guild quest, tournament, conference, I don't know! I JUST KNOW THAT I'M GONNA HATE EVERY SECOND OF THIS TRIP CAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO ALCANRETIA!" Rose cried, "Oh it's probably not all that bad." Titania said, "No...it's worse." Alice said, "THOSE AXIS CHURCH NUTJOBS ARE GONNA DRIVE ME INSANE!" Rose cried.

Titania POV

It took us a day to get to Alcanretia, we decided to split up and look around for a while, "It's so nice to be in the Eris Order." I said, "Hey give me one of your pendants!" Rose said, "No, I only had a few and I gave one to (y/n)! He doesn't need to be harassed by these nutjobs!" I said, "WHAT ABOUT ALICE!" She said, "Who do you think's been watching (y/n)! Just suck it up Rose, think of this as the universe getting back at you for all the times you've used a succubus." I said, "I CANT HELP IT! SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE EVEN BETTER THAN I DO!" She cried, "Tell you what if you can suck it up and get through this week I'll pay for your next ten succubi." I said, "DEAL!" She said happily. "Eris please forgive me, I have made a huge mistake." I said.

After awhile Rose and I met back up at a restaurant, "Here you are ma'am. And for the filthy Eris followers." The waitress said as she handed Rose her food and placed three dog bowls with a bone inside on the floor, "Frome the manager, on the house." She said making (y/n) tear up, "Mean." He said, "That what you get you filthy mutt." the waitress said, suddenly Alice slapped her, "Take that back! He's not even in the Eris Order, the only reason why he's wearing that pendant is to keep you freaks away! And all day I've had to tell him that you people didn't hate him, that it's just how you say goodbye! But I've had it! You freaks need to learn some God damn manners and show us some respect!" Alice snapped, "Holy crap! Alice where did that come from?!" I said, "You try playing mother all day. Dealing with these people gets rather annoying." She said, "NOW WHERE'S MY TEA!" She said, "C...COMING!" the waitress said, "DON'T FORGET OUR FOOD!" Alice said, "I think I could have kids of my own after all the practice I've been getting today." She said, "H...Here you are." the waitress said, "Thank you, dear this looks absolutely lovely." Alice said, 'Scary!' I thought.

Alice POV

"Ok (y/n) for this whole week I'm gonna be your new mommy cause I'me the only one who actually cares about you on this team." I said, "Titania likes you and all, but she's not cut out for child care." I said, "Sleepy." (y/n) said, "Ok you'll be sleeping with me. Titania was cheap and only booked two rooms with single beds, but it'll be fine." I said as we got into bed. "Goodnight (y/n)." I said as I turned off the lights and kissed his forehead.