Third person pov

And there she was, stuck in a fricken tree.

Where was she? Why was she stuck in a tree? How did she get stuck in a tree? Nazo has no idea. At first, she thought that some bullshitted weather got her up there. Or maybe that she was half asleep and decided to climb a tree. Shit happens.

   Anyway, now Nazo was fully aware that she was in fricken tree and that she couldn't get down. This damn tree was about 35 feet high and that was pretty high for her. Seeming as she is pretty short.

'I might as well just rot up here. There's no way in hell I'm gonna jump off.' She thought stubbornly. Yet as soon as she saw the sight of a river from a distance, she perked up lightly. 'Oh hell to the fucking yeah. I'm parched as hell.' She thought excitedly.

'But how the hell do I get over there without jumping off?' Scrunching her face up a bit when she thought about it. 'Didn't I just say I wasn't going to jump off?' Nazo groaned. 'Man, why am I such an idiot.'

She though of jumping off again, but hell, it was too damn high. Too high. Maybe she would just stay there for the time being? 'Nah, that would take to much fucking time'. Nazo wasn't a patient person at all. She couldn't even wait for damn sandwich in a 7 minute line. Basically, she couldn't wait for shit.

Maybe try to throw herself on other tree? 'Nah, that would fucking hurt, too'. She didn't know what to do. Welp, back to square one. Jump off.

     'Holy fu-!' Annnd she jumped off! She didn't even have another chance to think about it. Her body was just like 'Bitch, you takin' too long. We abouts to go on a fuggen ride. Wee!'

Following a sound of a sickening crack, there was pain. More pain. Oh wait! And even more pain. She groaned, landing on her back with a thump. Arching her back in pain as she felt the impact of the hard ground. She glanced at her legs, thinking about the fact that she just threw her body off a 35 foot high tree and survived.

And her legs! Oh dear Lord, her legs look messed up! One of her legs was twisted in the other direction and the other leg was... Nevermind it was just one leg.

Nazo sighed, looking around and only saw more fucking trees. 'That river must be hella worth it. She hissed in pain, as her messed up leg kept rubbing on the gravely ground causing more aggravating pain.

"Maaan this is some BUUUUUUUUULL!" Pausing and breathing in deeply when she was about to say the word bull, and screamed it out like a ducking loud-mouth that she is. The word bull echoing throughout the whole forest.

She sighed again. Man, this was going to take long as hell.

   Anyway, this is one of the first books I'ma start. I've been planning to write some books and uh yeah. I hope you guys liked it. Don't be disappointed when it turns to shit tho. I'ma beginner. I'll update it later on, too. I honestly don't know what else to write here so yeah...Laters.