Grouchy's Christmas Carol
Papa, Smurfette, Brainy, Clumsy, Hefty and Vexy walked through Smurf Village while singing
All: Smurf the halls with
boughs of holly! Fa la la
la la la la! Tis the season
to be jolly fa la la la la la
la la la! Don we now our
white apparel fa la la la
la la la la la! Smurf the
ancient Yuletide carol fa
la la la la la la-
They all passed by Grouchy's house but it wasn't even decorated
Brainy: What in the blue blazes?
Hefty: Grouchy's house is as bare as a Smurling's bottom!
Vexy: Let me talk to him
She knocked on Grouchy's door
Vexy: Hey Grouchy you ready for Christmas?
Vexy could hear Grouchy from inside
Grouchy: No! I'm being bothered by carolers who aren't even in tune by the way!
Clumsy: What's gotten into him?
Brainy: What do you mean? He's always... Uh... Grouchy
Clumsy: Yeah but not at the holiday's
Vexy: It's me and Hackus's first Christmas here! Don't you want to help us decorate?
Grouchy left his house but only to get wood
Grouchy: Uh I hate decorations remember?
Hefty: Okay nut you're still coming to the big party tonight right?
Brainy: Every Smurf helps decorate the tree
Grouchy: You call that puny twig a tree? Count me out.
Smurfette: But we always decorate as a family!
Smurfette wrapped her arm around Vexy who smiled slightly
Clumsy: Yeah and you always put the star on top of the tree!
Papa: He's right, Grouchy. That very Important task belongs to you.
Grouchy: Get Vexy or Hackus to do it!
Vexy: I'm putting up the lights and Hackus is taste testing the food.
She remembered Hackus eating everything that Chef prepared
Vexy: Kinda... Anyway the star is your job
Grouchy: You know what?! I hate jobs, I hate tasks, I hate stars, mistletoe...
Vexy hid the mistletoe she was holding behind her back
Grouchy: Candy canes, stockings, and fruitcake! I hate Christmas!!
He went back inside and slammed the door
Vexy: Smurfette, you told me he liked Christmas
Smurfette: Well he used to...
She looked at Papa
Smurfette: Oh Papa, you need to do something. It just won't be the same if we can't all celebrate together.
Papa: Hmm... I have an idea
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Later Papa and Vexy went back to his mushroom as Vexy watched him make a potion
Vexy: What are you making, Papa?
Papa: The Christmas spirit. Designed to show him the true meaning of the holiday. For my last ingredient I'll need a small gift that came from the heart
Vexy held her mistletoe
Vexy: You promise this will help him?
Papa: I promise
Vexy dropped the mistletoe in the small cauldron and then a blue ball of light appeared out of it
Vexy: Whoa!
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Meanwhile Grouchy was playing with a toy hang glider until he got bored
Grouchy: Fa la la la la la la la... Lame! How do you smurf a hall anyway? *Sighs* Why did Vexy look so sad? She of all people should know that I would hate Christmas!
Grouchy didn't notice the blue light go inside his hot chocolate as he drank it
Grouchy: *Yawn* Why do I suddenly feel-
He passed out asleep and fell on the floor
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Eventually Grouchy woke up and it was pitch black
Grouchy: Agh... Who turned out the light?
He lit a candle and noticed everything was 2-D including himself
Grouchy: Whoa! This is... New. I hate new!
Suddenly there was a noise in his fireplace
Grouchy: Huh? What's up there? I got a blue belt in smurf-fu! and I'm not afraid to use it!
At that moment a ghost that looked a lot like Vexy appeared out of nowhere
Vexy: Surprise!
Grouchy: ...Vexy?! You died?!
Vexy: I'm not Vexy. I am the ghost of Christmas time!
Grouchy: ...The of what of what?
Vexy: The ghost of Christmas Time! But you may call me Vexy if that helps
Grouchy: Right... But why do you look like her?
Vexy floated closer to Grouchy
Vexy: I picked the form of whoever you find the most appealing to ease your nerves and it seems you quite like this one a lot
Grouchy blushed
Grouchy: I-I don't know what you're talking about
Vexy: Sure you don't. Anyway I came here to tell you about three other spirits that are going to visit you tonight. Past, Present and Future.
Grouchy: There's more of you?!
Vexy: Yep! Have fun!
Vexy disappeared and Grouchy was shocked
Grouchy: Wait! That explains... Nothing!!
Then the ghost of Christmas past flew out of his fireplace and she looked exactly like Smurfette
Grouchy: AH!
Smurfette: *cough* *cough* You really should sweep that thing more!
Grouchy: ...Smurfette?
Smurfette: Nope! I'm the Smurf of Christmas past! Don't you see my wings?
She flapped her wings a few times
Smurfette: But I thought Time explained the whole 'choosing a certain form' thing
Grouchy: Oh well I'm sorry for being a little confused right now!
Smurfette: Oh don't worry I understand!
Grouchy facepalmed
Smurfette: Based on what Time told me you lost the meaning of Christmas so our job is to help you find it!
Grouchy: Wait! Vexy or Time or whatever their name is just left! How did you know?
Smurfette: Their name is literally 'Time'. Which is why they're also very punctual!
Grouchy: ...Huh that actually makes sense- No! I'm not getting into whatever this is! Feeling free to use the door on your way out!
Smurfette: Oh I'm not leaving until I take you on a magical journey back in time!
The entire room glowed blue but nothing happened
Grouchy: ...Was that supposed to do something?
Suddenly an alarm went off and Past Grouchy woke up
Past Grouchy: Agh I hate mornings... Except for Christmas mornings!
Past Grouchy got out of bed super excited
Grouchy: Is that me?
Smurfette: It is you! But a you from long long ago
Past Grouchy opened his window
Past Grouchy: Presents! Here I come!
Smurfette: Christmas was always the one time of year when you put your grouchiness aside.
Grouchy: Agh past me was so annoying-
Past Grouchy suddenly ran right through him
Grouchy: Whoa!
Smurfette: Weird right? Wait until you see this!
She waved her wand and the two of them were suddenly in the center of Smurf Village where the Christmas party took place
Smurfette: Neat huh?
Grouchy: Hey... I remember this!
Smurfette: You should! Since it's happening right in front of you! We should dance!
Grouchy: I hate dancing
Smurfette: Really? That's not what it looks like to me.
Grouchy saw his past self dancing to the music
Smurfette: I wonder how Vexy would react if she knew you used to dance
Grouchy was socked and blushed
Grouchy: I don't dance anymore!
Past Grouchy sat in his seat
Past Grouchy: Please let me get It. Please let me get It. Please let me get It!
Past Clumsy sat next to him
Past Clumsy: Get what?
Past Grouchy: What I'd asked for for Christmas. A hang glider!
He showed Past Clumsy a picture of a hang glider
Clumsy: Whoa! It's like a giant paper airplane you can fly in!
Past Grouchy: I know. It's gonna be the smurf
Past Papa handed Past Grouchy and everyone else a small present
Past grouchy: Huh It's not very big.
Everyone opened their gifts and every single one was a new hat including Past Grouchy's
Past Grouchy: A new hat...
Smurfette and Grouchy watched all this happen
Grouchy: All I ever wanted was that hang glider. Every year I ask Papa for it he ever came through
Smurfette: That's why you decided to hate Christmas?
Grouchy: Why get your hopes up if all you get is disappointed?
Smurfette: What's there to be disappointed about when you're surrounded by such a smurfy family? You know what? let's skip ahead to the day you met Vexy and Hackus! More specifically Vexy
Grouchy: Why? That wasn't on Christmas!
Smurfette: True but it'll be important for your lesson
Smurfette waved her wand again Grouchy saw past Smurfette introducing Past Vexy and Past Hackus to the rest of the village
Past Hackus: I have new brothers!
Past Smurfette: Yes Hackus! We're all family here
She noticed Past Grouchy and brought him up to Past Vexy
Past Grouchy: Hey!
Past Smurfette: You two didn't get a real introduction. Vexy this is Grouchy.
Past Vexy: Hi. Can I call you Grouch?
Past Grouchy tired not blushed and rolled his eyes
Past Grouchy: I hate nicknames
Past Vexy: Grouch it is!
Smurfette stopped the illusion and her and Grouchy were back in the first flashback
Grouchy: What was the point of that? I asked her not to call me 'Grouch' but she did anyway! If anything that just makes more annoyed!
Smurfette: You're right but then why didn't you tell her to stop every time she called you that?
Grouchy blushed
Grouchy: Uh... I forgot
Smurfette heard an alarm grabbed a clock from her pocket
Smurfette: Looks like my work here is done! Now it's Presents turn!
Grouchy: Wait you can't just leave me here!
Smurfette: I won't!
Smurfette booped Grouchy on the nose with her wand and he passed out
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Later Grouchy woke up still outside and it was night
Grouchy: W-What happened? Am I still dreaming?
Then the ghost of Christmas present walked up to him and he looked exactly like Brainy
Brainy: You would be correct on that my good friend!
Grouchy: Brainy?
Brainy: You are incorrect on that one! For I am the ghost of Christmas Present but like Time and Past told you before you may call me Brainy if that makes you more comfortable
Grouchy: Yeah whatever but if you're the ghost of Christmas present where are the presents?
Brainy helped Grouchy stand up
Brainy: I'm I'm hers to show you how your hatred of Christmas is going to affect the whole village.
Grouchy: What are you talking about? Every Christmas I would just put up a couple of decorations.
Brainy: Yes but this year was it Vexy's job to handle the decorations while you were going to put up the star.
Grouchy: So? A Christmas tree is still a Christmas tree without the star.
Brainy: Every action no matter how small has a reaction. Behold
Present Chef ran past them holding the ornaments until Brainy froze him in place
Grouchy: How did you-
Brainy: Focus. Because you decided not to help decorate the tree Chef had to step in and help with the ornaments instead of baking his traditional gingersmurf cookies which had an exponential effect on the rate of Christmas cheer per Smurf that when multiplied by the square root of total chaos to the
Grouchy wasn't listening at all
Grouchy: Are you sure you're not Brainy?
Brainy: Yes but why do I bother? Just watch.
The illusion continue to play out and chef put the decorations on the floor and Clumsy found the star
Present Clumsy: Hey the star for the top of the tree! Oh but Grouchy isn't here... But I'll take care of it!
Present Hefty: Grouchy no-!!
Present Clumsy tripped and fell dropping the star on a Christmas light causing all of them to go out. Then a stocking fell in the fire which made the Christmas tree be set on fire
Then Present Handy ran up to the fire with a water bucket
Present Handy: Out of the way, Smurfs!
He put out the fire with the water but the tree was completely burnt
Present Smurfette: ...This wouldn't have happened if Grouchy were here.
Grouchy looked around but didn't see Vexy
Grouchy: Wait where's Vexy? She said she would be here.
Brainy: That's what I was going to show you next
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Brainy and Grouchy were suddenly inside Vexy's mushroom
Grouchy: What are we doing here?
Brainy: Just watch
Vexy sat on her couch holding a Christmas card
Vexy: 'Dear, Grouchy I-' wait is there supposed to be a comma after 'dear'? Agh stupid grammar!
Grouchy walked up to her but she couldn't see him
Vexy: What's the point? I thought he and I shared feelings... But I guess I was wrong.
Grouchy was shocked and looked back Brainy
Grouchy: Vexy... Has feelings for me? Me?!
Brainy: You were so caught up in your own grouchiness you couldn't see what was right in front of you
Vexy crumbled the note
Very: Agh!! I hate being wrong! ...But hopefully this year will be at least a little bit different
She held a mistletoe
Vexy: And I'll be waiting under the mistletoe
Then Vexy walked upstairs and Grouchy watched her leave
Grouchy: Vexy... I'm sorry
Brainy: She can't hear you.
He held one of his candles
Brainy: It's time to go
Brainy blew the candle out
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Suddenly Grouchy opened his eyes and it was all pitch black
Grouchy: Oh come on! Not again!
He suddenly bumped into someone in a black cloak
Grouchy: Brainy?
That person put down his hood revealing the ghost of Christmas future and he looked exactly like Hefty
Hefty: What's up Grouchy?
Grouchy: Hefty? Wait no you're Future!
Hefty: Well would you look at that you're learning! I am indeed the ghost of Christmas Future. But you can-
Grouchy: Call you Hefty if that helps yeah I know
Hefty: Good you're all caught up! And this
He snapped his fingers and they were both in Smurf Village but it was completely empty
Hefty: Is your future
Grouchy: This is the future?
Hefty: In a manner of speaking. It's tomorrow. It's Christmas Day.
Grouchy: Christmas Day? That doesn't make sense! Then where is everyone?
Hefty: They all left this morning. Vexy wanted to do something to help you get your Christmas spirit back and everyone agreed
Grouchy: So... What happened?
Hefty: They never came back.
Grouchy: Never came back? What do you mean?
Hefty: Let me ask you something. Where would you get a Christmas tree?
Grouchy: The forest!
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Hefty and Grouchy made it to the forest while Grouchy looked around
Grouchy: Smurfette! Brainy! Clumsy! Vexy!
There was no one around
Grouchy: ...Where are they?
Hefty just pointed to Gargamel's lair
Grouchy: No... No! No!
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Grouchy was suddenly inside Gargamel's lair
Grouchy: I-It can't be!
Hefty was right behind him
Hefty: It can actually
Grouchy: What about the others? I thought you were going to take me to the others!
Hefty: But I did
Grouchy looked up and saw everyone is cages
Grouchy: All of them... Captured... Trying to make me happy...
Hefty: When Papa came looking for them Gargamel got him too
He pointed to Papa in a cage. Then Grouchy looked around more
Grouchy: Oh no... Where's Vexy?
Hefty: She was the first one he drained every bit of magic from
He gestured to a cage nearby. Grouchy walked up to the cage and saw Vexy laying in it completely gray
Grouchy: Is she-?
Hefty: Unfortunately
Grouchy felt his eyes and realized he was crying
Hefty: Hey don't cry! Vexy would want you to be happy. They all would
At that moment Hefty disappeared
Grouchy: H-Hefty?! Where did you-?!
Gargamel suddenly grabbed Grouchy
Grouchy: AH!
Gargamel: Marry Christmas! To ME!
He walked over to the boiling cauldron
Grouchy: It can't end like this! I can CHANGE!
Gargamel dropped Grouchy but The ghost of Christmas Time saved him before he fell in
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Then the two of them landed outside
Grouchy: W-Wha-
He saw Vexy flouting above him
Grouchy: V-Vexy! You're okay!
Vexy: I told you earlier I'm not Vexy. I just chose this form because- Never mind. How did it go?
Grouchy: Horrible! Please tell me I can still fix this!
Vexy: You can as long as you remember this.
Grouchy: Anything!
Vexy placed her hand on his chest
Vexy: Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean you have to be grouchy
Grouchy: ...I-I get it...
Vexy: Good! Now time to wake up
They snapped their fingers in front of Grouchy and he passed out one last time
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The sun rose on Christmas morning with Smurf, Village and when everyone made it outside they all saw the tree decorated
All: Whoa!
Clumsy: This is amazing!
Grouchy walked up to them holding a tray of cookies
Grouchy: Well look who's finally up!
Vexy: Are you telling me you did all this?
Grouchy: Yep! I even backed cookies!
Hackus: Cookies!!
Hackus ate all cookies and even the tray
Smurfette: Hackus! You should've saved some for us
Hackus: Hackus sorry...
Grouchy: Don't worry! I made plenty more!
Everyone gasped dramatically
Grouchy: Look... I was wrong. Christmas isn't a time for hating. That's what all the other days are for. I was so busy focusing on what I wanted that I didn't see the real gift was having a family that cares. But just because my name is Grouchy doesn't mean I have to be grouchy
Vexy walked up to him
Vexy: I'm not sure what happened but I like this new you
Grouchy blushed but didn't try to hide it
Grouchy: Me too. Oh! One more thing!
He held a paper star
Grouchy: I made it for all of us!
Grouchy climbed to the top of the tree and put the star on top then used his hat as a parachute but once he made it closer to the ground he bumped into Vexy
Grouchy and Vexy: Whoa!
They both fell into a snowman but then sat up
Grouchy: Agh! I hate snow! And I hate being cold! And I hate carrots! But most of all I hate that Christmas is only once a year!
He and Vexy stood up together but they both noticed they were under a mistletoe
Vexy: I've been waiting years for this!
Grouchy: Alright fine!
Vexy and Grouchy kissed under the mistletoe
Grouchy: Wow... I could get used to that
Vexy: Me too! Merry Christmas Grouchy
Grouchy: Merry Christmas Vexy
They all gathered together and started singing
All: Smurf the halls with
boughs of holly! Fa la la
la la la la!
The End
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