(A/N: WARNING: LEMON SCENE (I think? Is that the correct term for a detailed written sex scene?)! ...AND A HOMOSEXUAL ONE AT THAT!)

Hisoka was completely taken aback but composed himself after a moment to quickly follow Illumi to the master bedroom in the rear of the home. Once arriving, Hisoka eyed him carefully.

"You do know I meant..." Hisoka started.

"Sex, yes." Illumi interrupted.

Still shocked, but more than willing to go along with it, Hisoka decided to take advantage of the opportunity before Illumi changed his mind. He gave Illumi a slight shrug before approaching him and undoing his pants, pulling them down to the floor. There were no protests or hesitations from Illumi up to that point. Hisoka then stared boldly into Illumi's eyes, while his right hand caressed Illumi's manhood through his undergarments. Starting to harden at his touch, Illumi held Hisoka's gaze as he continued to work him up with his hand.

Hisoka then made Illumi's underwear follow suit with his pants, ending up on the floor around his ankles. Then dropping into a kneeling position, he suddenly took all of Illumi into his mouth. Illumi was pleasantly surprised by the sensation and had never felt anything like it. Hisoka was very experienced and very talented, knowing how to tease and cause an array of sensations. Illumi relaxed, slightly quivering while Hisoka showed off his expertise. It didn't take long for Illumi to feel himself reaching his point, and released his load while Hisoka was still working him with his mouth. Hisoka ceased his actions to slowly swallow before looking up at Illumi, licking his lips seductively. Hisoka then suddenly stood upright.

"My turn." he announced.

Illumi stood frozen in place, looking down at Hisoka's crotch then back to his face, believing that Hisoka was expecting the same treatment that he had just received. Hisoka smirked but shook his head slowly before pushing Illumi gently onto the bed from behind. Illumi used his hands to break the sudden descent, while Hisoka busied himself with removing Illumi's pants and underwear the rest of the way, before removing all of his own clothing. Hisoka was already fully erect while he used his fingers to stretch Illumi out, admiring the view of him from above and behind. He then readied himself and entered Illumi without warning while Illumi's eyes widened a fraction at the feeling. Hisoka paused long enough for Illumi to get used to his size. After feeling Illumi relax around him, he began to thrust in and out. Illumi thought it was a rather odd feeling, but the longer Hisoka continued, harder and deeper, the more pleasurable it felt. The minutes seemed to get lost in a jumble of mixed sensations and audible gasps until finally, Hisoka unloaded himself within Illumi. Feeling fully satisfied, Hisoka disconnected himself from Illumi, in pure bliss and confusion that the act even occurred. He relaxed himself on the bed while Illumi stood up from it with his back to Hisoka.

'Yes. This will do.' Illumi decided to himself before approaching the opposite side of the bed, pulling the covers back and entering.

Hisoka turned toward him, gazing at him in wonder and confusion, while Illumi stared at the ceiling silently. After a while of the silence, Hisoka still wasn't sure what this was or if it were a one-time thing, but decided to press his luck anyway.

"Well, I'm ready to go again, if you-" he started.

"Alright." Illumi replied quickly, interrupting him and shocking him for the second time that day.

They proceeded to repeat the act a few more times. Illumi once again stared at the ceiling after a particularly intense session, while Hisoka was absentmindedly leaving kisses along his collarbone. Illumi suddenly lifted his arm to check his watch and realized that his 7 P.M. session with Y/N was approaching and he needed to quickly make his leave. Illumi broke away from Hisoka's embrace and proceeded to redress himself. Without a word, he made his way to the front door, and exited quietly into the evening.

Upon arriving, Illumi quickly made his way through the halls, glancing at his watch every few moments until he reached his bedroom door. He was fortunate that the journey home gave him just enough time to replenish for the session. Upon seeing his bed, Illumi wanted nothing more than to just collapse into it, but that would have to wait. Y/N was as obedient as always and Illumi strived to make the session pass by as rapidly as possible. He felt a sense of relief and pleasure when he climaxed, then immediately rolled off of Y/N, retiring to his side of the bed. His eyelids felt heavier than all the testing gates, and he didn't attempt to fight them. Sleep overtook him instantly. Y/N just stared at the sleeping man with amusement and confusion. If it weren't for the slight movements of his chest showing breathing, it would've seemed like he rolled off of her then instantly died. With a slight smile at the thought, she turned over to face away from him and drifted off to sleep herself.

The next morning Y/N awoke, but something was different. She couldn't quite place what it was until she went to sit up in the bed, feeling a weight occupying the opposite side that wasn't usually there. She glanced over to see a still-sleeping Illumi, a small smile gracing his usually expressionless face.

'Aww... He actually looks kinda cu-' she started to think before mentally slapping that adjective away.

Shaking her head to clear away any other similar thoughts, she busied herself with checking what time it was. It had to be early if Illumi was still there. She looked at the clock and had to mentally stop herself from accusing an inanimate object of being a filthy liar. It was kind of early, sure, but normal people early, not Illumi early. She felt a sudden worry that Illumi might be missing whatever it was that he did in the morning. She decided to wake him, but under the guise that it was because she needed breakfast.

She very cautiously gave the sleeping assassin a light tap on his nude shoulder. Illumi started to stir and slowly opened his large eyes halfway, looking at Y/N sleepily.

'Aww, definitely cute.' Y/N thought before she could help it.

"Will you stop it?!" She hissed out loud, but meant it for herself toward her weird morning thoughts.

She glanced at Illumi who now looked fully alert, emotionless expression back into place.

"What?" he asked her.

"Oh, I just wanted to request breakfast." Y/N said nervously, attempting to smoothly play off her strange outburst.

Illumi nodded in response before checking his watch. Y/N swore she saw his eyes widen the tiniest bit at what it displayed. He quickly left the bed and headed for the bathroom. A few moments later, she heard the shower being turned on. Y/N was lost in her own thoughts when Illumi vacated the bathroom, with his long black hair still damp while he hurried to pick out an outfit for the day.

"What is it that you would like?" Illumi asked while hurriedly putting on pants.

Y/N paused, she hadn't thought that far ahead. The next time she looked at Illumi, he was fully dressed.

"Eggs-bacon-potatoes-toast-coffee-water." she blurted out in one breath, feeling rushed to come up with an order.

"Please." she then added.

Illumi gave a quick nod then exited the room without further inquiry. He required no additional information, having long memorized priorly how Y/N preferred her eggs to be cooked, the style of potatoes, the type of bread for her toast, as well as how she took her coffee. Illumi made his way outside and dialed the butler house to place the breakfast order with Pocana. After hanging up with her, he made another call. After the second ring, it was answered.

"Yesss?" a male voice purred upon picking up.

"Meet me at the butler house at 1 P.M." Illumi told him simply.

"Oh? I wonder what for..." Hisoka responded playfully.

"Just be there." Illumi said simply, attempting to cut Hisoka off before he continued with his usual flirtations.

"Alright. I'm sure I'll give in to my curiosity. I'll be seeing you there." Hisoka replied, his tone oozing with sensuality.

That was all Illumi needed to know so he promptly ended the call. During his walk from his room to the woods out back, he decided that his and Hisoka's "rendezvous" should occur there at the manor. Illumi didn't spend much time away from the estate if he wasn't on an assassination job and he felt that spending too much time away at Hisoka's everyday would prove to be suspicious. The only place that was known not to have any cameras was the butler house, and he was sure no one there would dare speak a word of it to his parents.

After hanging up with Hisoka, there wasn't much time left before the 11 A.M. session with Y/N. Illumi did a few of his exercise regimens before making his way back toward the mansion. Y/N had taken her last bite of her breakfast only moments before Illumi came through the door. She glanced at the clock.

'Yep, 11 A.M. already.' she thought before moving her plates to the nearby table.

The session went off without a hitch and Illumi relished in the moment of his climax. He felt incredibly satisfied, also knowing that there would soon be more where that came from. He checked his watch and proceeded to dress. It being too early still to meet Hisoka, he settled on training outside in the parts near the butler house until Hisoka arrived.

Hisoka made sure to be there on time, curious as to why Illumi invited him there, but his imagination was running wild with possibilities while remembering all the fun they had together just the day before. Illumi saw Hisoka approaching from afar and moved quickly toward him, closing the distance before silently leading the way to the butler house entrance. Upon opening the door, Illumi saw that most of the butlers were gathered together in the main room. Most notably, Pocana. He suddenly became slightly nervous seeing her there, knowing that she was close with Y/N. That raised the possibility of her informing Y/N and subsequently Y/N informing his father...

Illumi quickly grabbed Hisoka by the hand, briskly leading him to one of the vacant bedrooms. However, it wasn't quick enough that any of the butlers in the common room had failed to see the two rush by hand-in-hand. It certainly didn't get by Laeva, who was still so focused staring down the hall that the two went through, she didn't notice her best friend Pocana sending a worried look her way. Illumi stopped at a particular door and made sure to remember where it was for future reference. He opened the door, pulled Hisoka through behind him, before quickly but quietly closing it shut.

Before Hisoka could say a word, Illumi was already removing the magician's clothing. Any doubt of this being exactly what Illumi wanted with him in the butler house immediately vanished from him. He stood there with a smirk while allowing himself to be stripped. Hisoka was surprised to feel Illumi's hand grasp his manhood, as he never did that during any of the intimate times of the previous day.

Illumi started to slowly stroke, then began to quicken his pace as he felt Hisoka starting to respond to it. Illumi wanted to quickly prepare Hisoka so that they could begin, and thus decided on doing it in the similar fashion as he did on himself to prepare for the sessions with Y/N. After concluding that the solidness was satisfactory, Illumi removed his own clothes without assistance and bent over on the bed on all fours, spreading himself before Hisoka.

Hisoka took a moment to admire the display: Illumi bent over, bare ass in the air, and all for him... Anticipating him. He was happy to oblige. He readied himself behind Illumi and entered him with an aggressive thrust, earning him a soft groan from male beneath him.

~~TIME SKIP: A WEEK AND A HALF~~

Hisoka met Illumi at the butler house every afternoon, always shortly after Illumi's 11 A.M. session with Y/N. A week and a half of moans and groans emitted from behind a closed door, progressively increasing in volume as time went on. They were mainly by Hisoka, as he stopped trying to be discreet a couple days in. Illumi also became more vocal yet always had his sounds under control. Hisoka saw them as delicious noises that were only for him to hear. Their daily meetings created a very tense and awkward atmosphere among the butlers. They were all pretty certain of what occurred every day behind that door. Laeva was particularly on edge about it.

After the third day, one of the young male butlers had commented, "I didn't even know Master Illumi enjoyed the company of men in... THAT sense."

Laeva quickly shot the fellow butler a cold glare.

"He doesn't." she told him firmly.

Not even a few seconds later, a particularly loud moan came from down the hall, almost as if to deliberately disprove Laeva's opinion on the matter. Extremely frustrated, she then balled up her fists and stormed out the butler house and into the neighboring forest. Pocana didn't make any attempt to follow her. She would have if she believed she could reassure her but ...the suggestive noises spoke for themselves.

It was that day, a week and a half after these meetings had started, that the senior butler Remu Stantco made a decision. After seeing Master Illumi and Hisoka exit from the room, being finished for the day, Remu made his way to the main house. With himself being Master Silva's most trusted of the butlers, as well as Remu showing his loyalty over a long career with the Zoldycks, he of course knew all about the mission he bestowed upon his eldest son. He also knew how these illicit affairs could directly interfere with it. He decided Master Silva needed to be informed and made his way down the corridor to the office of the man in question.

After arriving at the correct room, Remu rapped the wood of the door three times, then straightened his posture as he waited for a response from within.

"Enter." a strong male voice commanded beyond the door.

Remu proceeded into the room, stopping to stand halfway between the distance from the door to Master Silva's desk.

"Ah, Remu." Silva acknowledged the man with a polite nod before returning back to the paperwork covering his desk.

"I have acquired some information that I thought was best to bring to your knowledge." Remu announced to him.

"Hmm. What about?" Silva answered, his eyes still focused on a particular paper that was laying in front of him.

"Illumi." Remu answered simply, causing Silva's gaze to abandon the papers, completely focusing on the butler before him.

He stared intently into Remu's eyes, the stare filled with a heed of warning, though keeping a silence that allowed Remu to continue if he so chose. Remu began to inform Silva of all the bedroom meetings that had been occurring for over a week between Illumi and his friend Hisoka. Silva did feel that it was something he needed to look into, but with each detail Remu laid before him, a sense of pity built up within him. Not for Illumi, but for his old friend there with him, sealing his own fate.

Silva kept his silence until Remu finished giving his report. Silva shook his head sadly at the man, the one whose expertise in weaponry helped his sons find the very weapons that suited them in training. The one who also knew the family's traditions better than anyone. His biggest mistake right then was his dedication... Becoming dedicated to a fault.

"You allowed your loyalty to me cloud your judgment." Silva announced quietly.

Remu was confused by the statement, stunned into silence, while Silva took the opportunity to continue.

"As a butler here, your duties are to the entire family, and not one master. While I understand your intentions, you stood before me tonight and betrayed a Zoldyck. You informed on Illumi." Silva added solemnly.

"You've been with us a long time, so you know our rules on this." Silva finished gravely.

Sudden panic and realization flooded Remu like a wave, but as always he kept his composure and silently accepted the grave he unintentionally dug for himself.  Master Silva stood from his desk and approached the senior butler. Remu didn't falter, and stood firmly in his place, even under the circumstances.

"I would rather it not be slow or especially painful. I will rely on your expertise once more, and wield what you would recommend as quick and efficient, as well as of your own choosing." Silva decided.

It didn't take long for Remu to make his choice.

"Katana. The one with the solid black handle that I regularly keep at its very sharpest for you, for the one who wields it requires a certain show of strength. It delivers a clean and swift death when done beautifully, as I know that you will. I suppose that at my core, I'm a little old-fashioned ...An admirer of tradition." He replied, the slightest hint of a sad smile gracing his face that was withered from age and the experience of leading such a colorful life.

"If that is what you wish, then that it shall be." Silva replied with finality, prepared to adhere to his friend's final request.

On the way down to the dungeons, Master Silva stopped by his master bedroom to acquire the item necessary for Remu's execution. There was a glint of pride in Remu's eye upon seeing the katana he'd spent many years personally upkeeping. They silently made their way down to the cold underground chambers. Silva got his katana at the ready, while Remu willingly descended to his knees. As the blade was raised, Remu looked up into his master's eyes.

"If I may, Master Silva, I just would like to say that, though facing the hand of fate, I'm glad that it is your hand which delivers it."

"Thank you, Remu. For everything." Silva replied sincerely before swiftly gliding the blade through the butler's neck.

A dull thud then echoed throughout the room as the detached head struck the floor. As Silva wiped the blade clean, he sighed.

'I lost a very good butler and friend today over Illumi and his perverted shenanigans.' He thought to himself.

"I suppose I do owe it to Remu to thoroughly investigate this Hisoka situation." He decided aloud.

While disposing of the fresh corpse and general clean up, Silva settled on what he would do. He waited until it became quite late before making his way out of the mansion and toward the butler house. Expecting the residents to all be asleep, he stealthily made his way into the house, heading down the main hallway. He approached the door of the room that Remu mentioned in his fatal revelation, and knew no one occupied that room. After slipping inside, he unloaded the small duffel bag he had brought with him that carried several kinds of equipment. Once satisfied with his handiwork after a while of set up, he took a step back to admire it. Staring back at him while being excellently hidden, was the lens of a video camera, carefully angled to face the bed that sat toward the middle of the room. After receiving the Silva Zoldyck seal of approval in addition to making sure several times that the camera was indeed recording, he left from the room and started down the main hallway. After returning to the mansion, he rejoined his sleeping Kikyo in their bed. He was suddenly filled with bewilderment as he gazed admirably upon his wife.

'I gave him a wife. How could he need or even want anything else or more?' Silva thought to himself about his eldest son. He lay there in confusion until sleep finally overtook his baffled mind.

(A/N: Aaaaand that's it for chapter five! Hope you guys like it, I know it's been insanely long since I updated. But! I shall be working for a few days (non-consecutively) on the next chapter that is going to be very very long, to try to make it up to you guys! It should be finished and uploaded by the end of next week! Remember to comment, follow, vote, or DM me if you want! Until next time, cutie cakes! Author out! - Boazkoolrean1)