Dear Connor Murphy,

Today sucked.

Evan also sucks.

Evan sucks so much.

He sucks because he's so perfect that every time I'm around him I get so nervous I freak out.

If only I could tell him he's my only hope.

Sincerely your most dearest friend,

Me

Connor Murphy

Jared Kleinmen

((I'm painfully aware that I spelled Jared's last name wrong))