AU Bio: 

The heroes of legend are actually the Ex-Aid cast. Dan Kuroto made the final game so realistic it became their world. 

[Could also be a video game simulation]

Kuwagata => Parad? 

Tarantula => Kiriya?

Gira: *stares* Kuwagon, I didn't know that you could speak so informally. 

Kuwagata: And I did not know that a kid with red make-up on his face could hear me. Dear Kami, I want to play games- WAIT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! 

Gira: ????? Kuwagon you okay?

Jeremie: I must say, you are quite interesting as per usual, Tarantula. 

Tarantula: Well, keeping my cards close to my chest is important. 

Jeremie: *does not understand his words, just smiles as if he does* Please read between the lines. 

Tarantula: This kid is an idiot. He is so much more idiotic than Ace I could cry. 

Gira: *blinks* Taranchino looks pale. And who's Ace?

Kuwagata: ... Lazer?

Tarantula: Parado? THAT KID CAN TALK TO US?! 

Gira: Yeah? What about it, Taranchino? And who's Parado?

Tarantula: ...........

Kuwagata: Just cry, Lazer. I did the same when I realised. 

Tarantula:  *SOBBING OUT LIKE A RIVER*

Gira:  W-Wait why are you crying?! 

Jeremie: What is wrong with this kid? Why is he saying that God Tarantula is cry- *pauses* HE IS CRYING?!!??!