Hermey

I don't know when I fell asleep, or when my music stopped playing, but I woke up to a knocking sound.

"Huh?" I asked as I blinked my orbs open and looked over to where the sound was coming from.

I looked to the window, a red light twinkling.

It was Rudolph! Flying right beside the plane! My nutcracker!!

I squeaked loudly. "RUDOLPH!"

Half-asleep, I forgot all about not opening the emergency exit when it wasn't an actual emergency.

I opened it and fell to my death.

Rudolph

I had flown as fast as I could to catch up to the plane Hermey was on. I loved him too much to let him fly off even though that's what he obviously wanted.

I reached it, but he was asleep. I knocked on the window.

Hermey woke up, opening his beautiful toothpaste and toilet bowl cleaner blue eyes and turning them towards me.

Before I knew it, he was opening the emergency exit and falling to his death.

"HERMEY!!!!!" I screamed as I dove for him.

I caught him and threw him onto my back. "I gotcha, babe."

He squeezed my back tightly. I could feel him shaking like he always made my hubris shake.

"Oh, Rudolph!" He sobbed. "I should have never left!"

"I've got you Hermey. I've got you."

I flew him back to the North Pole and landed.

He scrambled off my back and pulled me close, kissing me full on the lips. I kissed him deeply.

Hermey

Rudolph took care of me and I stayed with him the whole night. The room was a HUGE mess when we got through in there.

The Christmas party was a huge success and we kissed in front of EVERYONE in there.

"Love is love!" All of the elves and reindeer shouted. I could've sworn I saw Santa Claus cry when we kissed.

Rudolph and I dipped out of the party early. We decided to go to my house because we didn't feel like cleaning his up... oops.

When we got there, he started going down on me.

"Buck me," I whispered.

And we had a merry little Christmas.

The End... or is it?