Classmate: Why do you have an old phone? [iPhone 3GS]

Me: Because it's the only thing I have

Classmate: Why don't you buy new one?

Me: Because A) I can't afford one, and B) my dad says no phones so this is a secret.

*A few days later*

Same Classmate: Why do you have an old phone?

Me: *thinks sarcastically* Because I want to shove it in your mouth and take your newer one

I can't tolerate these types of people.