I'm fasting.

It means that I'm hungry and thirsty.

IT MEANS I AM FREAKING CRANKY, SARCASTIC, AND ANGRY.

WHICH ALSO MEANS, THAT I WILL BE A JERK.

I DARE YOU ALL, TO GO AND NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING FROM 4 AM-9PM 

NOT EVEN ONE FREAKING DROP OR CRUMB.

I DARE YOU.

*16 days left before Eid*