'The Ladyblog': Ladybug and Chat Noir Marriage Interview [Transcript]

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[Alya] Hello lovely Ladynoir fans. My - oh - my don't we have an interview for you today. As most of you know a startling revelation came out just under a month ago when the world was shook by the news that Ladybug and Chat Noir had finally tied the knot.

I'm proud to say that our beloved heroes have trusted yours truly for their first and only interview regarding their wedding.

So, let's get started. It's great to see you guys, it's been a while.

[CN] It's great to see you too, Alya. With villains being few and far between there's not a lot for us to really do at the moment.

[LB] We've been busy in our civilian lives too, making it increasingly difficult to be out and about on the streets so much.

[CN] That doesn't mean we're not keeping a watchful eye over Paris though.

[Alya] I suppose your relationship has kept you quite busy too?

[CN] Of course, she's very high maintenance.

Ladybug laughs before smacking her partner on the arm.

[LB] Rude.

[CN] We get along great, it's quite easy to be with someone you've been to hell and back with.

[LB] Whilst that is true, working so closely with someone for 8 years allows you to see them at their best and worst, it's fair to say there's not much we don't know about each other.

[CN] I even know she gets the runs if she eats too many spicy foods. Like this one time Chat Noir starts to laugh We went out for pizza and she wanted something with a kick, so she chose a spicy supreme...

[LB] You continue this story and I'm divorcing you.

Chat Noir laughs again as Ladybug rolls her eyes.

[Alya] It's good to see that even though you're married your dynamic is still the same.

[CN] That's what her spicy pizza said.

Ladybug glares at Chat Noir.

[Alya] Moving on from Ladybug's bowel movements. We were all wondering if you could put some rumours to rest for us?

[LB] Of course, that's why we're here.

[Alya] Excellent. Okay, so first, people want to know if this was a drunken mistake? After all, getting married in Vegas usually involves alcohol and a dare.

Both heroes laugh, and look at each other. Amusement sparkling in each of their eyes.

[LB] I understand why people think that. Like you said, we got married in Vegas without zero indication we were a couple.

[CN] I mean, the last time we did an interview with yourself, M'Lady here announced for the last time there would never be anything romantic between us.

[LB] That was three years ago, Minou. Things have changed a lot since then.

[CN] Definitely. Could you imagine my surprise when she proposed to me?

Ladybug, forcefully, slaps a palm to her head.

[Alya] You've just answered my next question for me. I was wondering if Paris' most romantic kitty had got down on one knee but it seems like she beat you to the punch.

[CN] You know as much as I do that she lives for control.

Ladybug covers her face, hiding the red glow underneath.

[LB] Yes, I proposed! It was all me. I finally saw what I couldn't live without and went for it, you've all seen him, can you blame me?

Chat Noir places an arm around Ladybug's shoulder and pulls her towards him. Her hand rests on his thigh and her head on his shoulder. They look ever so much like the happy newlyweds.

[CN] Obviously I didn't say no. I've been waiting for this day since I was 13.

They all laugh.

[Alya] Now, obviously, most people were incredibly elated by the news. Nothing could make us happier than our OTP ship finally getting together, however, there has also been some stipulation that this is all a publicity stunt. It hasn't gone unnoticed that there was no official announcement of the two of you dating, then suddenly these pictures appeared of the two of you getting married.

[LB] One thing we've been good at since receiving our Miraculous is keeping our personal lives separate. Being heroes isn't linked to our relationship, therefore we didn't feel Paris needed to be involved in it.

[Alya] So it wasn't a case of getting drunk in Vegas and pulling a Rachel and Ross.

Chat Noir loudly laughs.

[CN] We don't drink on the job.

Chat Noir looks at Ladybug who attempts to match his smile.

[Alya] Well, how do you explain this then?

Alya presses some buttons on her computer and a video displays on the screen.

Ladybug and Chat Noir are standing on a table singing 'New York, New York'.

[CN] Would you look at that?

Ladybug covers her eyes as the music changes to 'Despacito' where the spotted hero is heard singing 'I like Cheetos' at the top of her lungs.

Chat Noir looks at the camera, a glistening smile on his face and eyebrows wiggling.

[CN] Wild isn't she!

Alya and Chat Noir laugh as Ladybug makes some sort of growling noise.

[Alya] So it seems you both like some karaoke?

[LB] mumbles something unintelligible.

[CN] We're known to take a spin with a microphone every now and then. I must say though, M'Lady's voice is a lot more appealing than mine.

[LB] mumbles something unintelligible, again.

[CN] But to answer your question, the only thing we were drunk on was delirious happiness and love. Plus, we weren't exactly on duty, Vegas isn't our domain.

Ladybug pulls her hands from her face and looks at her partner. Her eyes softening in a loving way.

[Alya] Aren't you two just the cutest?

Chat Noir lifts Ladybug's hand and presses a kiss to the knuckles.

[Alya] One more question from me before we go onto our viewers' questions.

Now, we all know that marriage is the start of a wonderful future together. One of making memories, and making other things. So what I would like to know is, is there a possibility of baby Catbugsin the future?

[LB] Bugcats.

[CN] Seriously? You couldn't let the cat be first just this once.

[LB] B comes before C in the alphabet, therefore it's Bug then Cat.

[CN] In that case I suggest a change to our ship name; CatBug.

[LB] It would still be Bugcat you dumbass!

[CN] No it wouldn't because Chat Noir comes before Ladybug in the alphabet.

[LB] But you're using the bug part which starts with a B so it's BugCat again!

[CN] Fine then ChatLady he grimaces ...actually no... what was the question again?

[LB] Ignore him, he has these moments.

Chat Noir hisses at Ladybug, the heroine tickling under his chin to calm him down.

[LB] We haven't fully discussed our possible future family, but Chaton is wonderful with children and I'm sure he'll make a fantastic father someday.

Chat Noir looks at her, his face a worried frown.

[Alya] Are you okay Chat Noir?

[CN] Yeah, yeah, sorry. It's just I didn't have the greatest of role models growing up. I was brought up by the staff in our home more than my father. He was widowed when I was a teen and struggled to get over it. I suppose I worry I might turn out like him one day too.

[LB] Not possible; you're kind, sweet and caring. Just from the way you've protected me over the years I know you'll be an amazing father.

Ladybug looks into Chat Noir's eyes. Both heroes frozen in the moment.

[Alya] Can't take your eyes off him can you? That's what I call true love.

Both turn away from each other, Ladybug tapping two fingers together as Chat chuckles and rubs the back of his head.

[Alya] Okay, onto our viewers' questions. We'll start with a nice easy one. @ChattyNoirey wants to know do you go to bed at the same time? This is interesting. I actually read an article recently about couples who go to bed together, seem to stay together longer.

[LB] Well, at the moment that's actually quite difficult.

[CN] We both work some strange hours but when we can, yes we do try and go to bed together.

[Alya] @Catsgotyourtongue26 wants to know who's the cook in the home?

[CN] I cook and she bakes.

[LB] Some might say I'm a master baker.

[CN] laughing make sure that doesn't get spelt wrong in the subtitles.

[LB] Chat! Honestly sometimes I feel like I've married a 16 year old.

[CN] What? That's funny!

Ladybug shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head.

[Alya] Oooo this is an interesting one from @CamembertisGOAT. Firstly they say congratulations and it's about time, next they actually give you a relationship tip. I've never heard this one before so I'm interested to see if it works. They say 'for a long lasting relationship, the key is to keep a well stocked supply of gooey cheese. The smell will help keep your relationship fresh and the delectable taste will have you both forever wanting more.'

Ladybug and Chat Noir look at each other before bursting out laughing.

[CN] One of our friends has sent this in as a joke. He has a strange obsession with cheese and is a little shit.

[LB] Language, Chaton. Sorry kids! Chat, apologise.

[CN] Sorry kids. He turns to speak to Ladybug. He is though.

[LB] I never said I disagreed.

[Alya] @Viperion_Official wants to know if you're both happy to have finally found your song in each other? Awww that's sweet.

[LB] We are. Ladybug reaches out and holds Chat Noir's hand. It might not have been the way we expected our life to turn out, but we are most certainly happy with the outcome.

[CN] We sure are, Bugaboo.

[Alya] Adorable. Oh, it looks like @Viperion_Official is live at the moment and has sent a follow up question to your response. He wants to know what you mean by it not being as expected?

Ladybug laughs.

[LB] Well for the longest time I had a crush on one of my best friends. He meant the world to me and I honestly thought we were made for each other. Anyway, he moved away and although we keep in touch regularly our lives are just so different now. I think maybe him leaving is what allowed me to accept what was in front of me all this time.

Chat Noir leans forward and stares at the computer screen, his eyes widening.

[CN] Dude, that is not cool. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Ladybug moves forward, her mouth opening and eyes popping.

[LB] That's some colourful language right there.

[Alya] @Viperion_Official unfortunately we will be banning you from the live chat. I would just like to repeat to all viewers that children are watching along so please refrain from using adult centric words.

This next one was sent in by email earlier today from one of our international celebrities and one of my best friends, Adrien Agreste. He asks a question specifically to Ladybug, how interesting!

Alya looks over her glasses in the direction of Ladybug.

He wants to know if there's a specific relaxing routine you take after a hard day at work? I think he might be trying to help you out here Chat Noir, giving you special ideas to treat your Lady too.

[CN] I'll have to make sure I take notes with this one, thanks Bud.

[LB] Oh, well, firstly hi Adrien, it's been a while. Ladybug waves at the camera but in response to your question, I'm a big fan of LUSH cosmetics, no this isn't a plug, I just really like their bath bombs. She laughs. Not only do they smell divine, they're very environmentally friendly. So I'd probably say a bath with a LUSH bomb, soft music, candles and a good book. Nothing is more relaxing than that.

[CN] Noted. Thanks Adrien, I'll treat you to a beer next time you're in town.

[Alya] I'm sure he'll be happy to have helped.

[LB] Of course, he's a sweetheart, from what I know of him anyway. It's not like I know him well or anything, just I know of him.

Chat Noir looks at Ladybug strangely.

[CN] You fancy Adrien Agreste, don't you?

Ladybug rolls her eyes.

[LB] If I did I'm quite sure I would have married him not you.

Chat Noir laughs, before swinging an arm around Ladybugs shoulders and bringing her closer. Dropping a kiss on her forehead.

[CN] It's cute you have a celebrity crush.

[LB] I don't have a celebrity crush. I just know he's a nice guy.

[CN] Pfft, ok. Whatever you say.

[LB] Next question please.

[Alya] We've just had one in from @OfficialLukaCouffaine, again another close friend of yours truly, and he wants to know if it's strange seeing each other without the masks? Great question.

[LB] To be truthful, with Gabriel Agreste going on retrial we've kept our identities personal to ourselves for the moment.

[CN] Neither of us wants to risk Paris' safety for us to see a face. Our family and friends are a key priority and we'll do what we need to...Chat stops and looks at the screen, once again his eyes widened. Luka Couffaine, I never thought you had it in you.

[Alya] And unfortunately that's another person in the chat room we need to withdraw. Once again, please watch what you're typing. Ok, time for two more questions. This one's from my bff and fashion designer, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, you should check out her website sometime Ladybug, you'd look great in one of her custom designs.

[CN] I agree, she creates some wonderful items. I've purchased a few things myself.

[LB] Really?

[CN] Yeah, I know style when I see it and she creates it in abundance, and with so much care too.

[LB] And you say I have a crush?

Chat Noir shrugs his shoulders.

[LB] What does that mean?

[CN] She's a nice girl.

[LB] Nice or nice?

[CN] What's the difference? Chat Noir laughs.

[LB] Quite simple really. It's the difference between a happy marriage and a divorce.

[CN] That's twice she's threatened to divorce me tonight. Maybe you should go find Adrien Agreste.

Ladybug goes to speak but Alya stops her.

[Alya] Now, now you two. Play nicely please.

They look at each other then turn their heads away.

[Alya] Anyway, Marinette wants to know if you sleep on specific sides of the bed?

[LB & CN TOGETHER] Right. What? No, I sleep on the right! You will have to sleep on the left. Stop copying me.

[Alya] Oh wow, okay! Let's swiftly move on to the last question and then we can leave you lovebirds alone.

This last one's an interesting one. @Hawkysgonnagetya wants to know, have you ever used your superpowers to trick the other?

Both heroes laugh, look at each other and laugh again.

[LB & CN TOGETHER] Yes! They look at each other shocked. What?